Relatives of former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown have expressed complete indifference after a vial containing a sample of his semen was put on sale in an online auction.
UK-based PFC Auctions says the spunk was taken from Brown in 2009 in order...
The spy found dead in a padlocked holdall hated the 'flash sports bag' and 'leathery confinement' culture of the MI6, according to reports.
Gareth Williams, 31, told his sister, Ceri Subbe, he wanted to leave London because it smelt of rats' piss...
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