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FDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational

Funny story: FDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational

With the New Year and its associated array of resolutions fast approaching, the Food and Drug Administration urged Americans contemplating losing weight and getting in shape to keep their health and fitness goals aspirational. “People have these f...

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Nashville Musician Wonders if He Might Be a Little Self-Centered

Funny story: Nashville Musician Wonders if He Might Be a Little Self-Centered

Nashville musician Corndog Kramer, front man for the classification-resistant indie band Existential Insomnia, recently wondered if the adulation and praise lavished upon him by the discerning music aficionados who truly get his stuff, together with...

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Nashville Man Stops Fighting Loneliness and Finds a New Best Friend

Funny story: Nashville Man Stops Fighting Loneliness and Finds a New Best Friend

After a lifetime of battling his chronic and persistent loneliness, Ben Harris of Nashville, Tennessee, decided stop fighting and instead embrace it – and ended up finding a new best friend. “I been alone my whole life,” said Ben, whose father dis...

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Nashville Woman Prays Over Thanksgiving Turkey and Reflects that Karma’s a Bitch

Funny story: Nashville Woman Prays Over Thanksgiving Turkey and Reflects that Karma’s a Bitch

In gratitude for the Thanksgiving Day feast prepared by her mother and extended family, Carrie Grace Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, bowed her head in prayer, thanked the centerpiece stuffed turkey for his/her sacrifice, and reflected to herself that...

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Nashville Man Really F***s Up

Funny story: Nashville Man Really F***s Up

Undeterred by his friends’ comments that coquettishly sexy Amanda Schumaker, blue-blooded daughter of the CEO of a national fast food chain, was way out of his league, Luke Hayden of Nashville, Tennessee, successfully pursued the society belle, only...

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Prolific Use of Quotation Marks Lends Nashville Professor Additional Academic Panache

Funny story: Prolific Use of Quotation Marks Lends Nashville Professor Additional Academic Panache

Following what had until then been a rather lackluster and even “dry” academic career, Jake Hanson, Professor of Urban Studies at Nashville's Tennessee State University, discovered that the prolific use of quotation marks in his published works subst...

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Slowly, Over Time, Nashville Man Becomes Slightly Less Immature

Funny story: Slowly, Over Time, Nashville Man Becomes Slightly Less Immature

Slowly, over time, with a great deal of (well, some) personal work, Trent O’Hare of Nashville, Tennessee, reports that he’s become slightly less immature. “It’s pretty remarkable, if I don’t say so myself," said Trent. "Which I do. A lot. I think...

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Adverbs Heatedly Blast Stephen King for Causing Them to Be Summarily Dismissed by Modern-Day Authors

Funny story: Adverbs Heatedly Blast Stephen King for Causing Them to Be Summarily Dismissed by Modern-Day Authors

Adverbs everywhere have vocally and publicly come out against best-selling author Stephen King, blaming him for their summary dismissal by many modern-day writers. “Thanks to him, we’re being edited out of the game,” lamented adverb Beverly Passio...

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Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Reports Stigmata from Contentious Senate Confirmation Hearings

Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Reports Stigmata from Contentious Senate Confirmation Hearings

The newest United States Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh, reported that during the contentious confirmation hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee during which he was forced to defend himself against accusations of sexual misconduct ma...

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Nonchalant Nashville Vegan Makes Plant-Based Living Look Like a Breeze

Funny story: Nonchalant Nashville Vegan Makes Plant-Based Living Look Like a Breeze

In a city famous for hot chicken, barbecue, and buttermilk biscuits with gravy, nonchalant Nashville vegan Kenny Felton has been turning heads not only for successfully sticking to his plant-based diet, but for making it look like an absolute breeze.

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Coffee Objects to Perpetually Being Grabbed

Funny story: Coffee Objects to Perpetually Being Grabbed

No longer willing to passively tolerate a modern-day society in which “grabbing” it is the accepted norm, coffee has finally spoken out. “I’m steamed!” said coffee spokesman Joe Cuppa, his indignation clearly at a boiling point. “I am not meant to...

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Whole Foods Targets Local Markets with “Enhanced Whole Foods” in NYC and “Holy Foods” in Nashville, TN

Funny story: Whole Foods Targets Local Markets with “Enhanced Whole Foods” in NYC and “Holy Foods” in Nashville, TN

It's no secret that Americans love] processed foods or that plenty more love Jesus – and Whole Foods CEO John Mackey recently announced that the company will be tapping into local sentiment by bringing specialized branches to certain markets, beginni...

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Nashville Man Revels in the Absurdity of His Existence

Funny story: Nashville Man Revels in the Absurdity of His Existence

Kenny Hartwell of Nashville, Tennessee, recently decided to abandon his preconceived notions about what his life should be like and revel in the absurdity of his existence. “It's going well,” said Kenny of his new approach to life. “For instance,...

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Nashville Man Sticks Foot in Mouth at Yoga

Funny story: Nashville Man Sticks Foot in Mouth at Yoga

After hearing all his East Nashville friends rave about the restorative effects of yoga, Trey Mulligan of Nashville, Tennessee, recently decided to check out a class for himself – only to wind up sticking his foot in his mouth. “It was intense,” s...

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Harried Horticulturist Lacks Time to Stop and Smell Her Own Roses

Funny story: Harried Horticulturist Lacks Time to Stop and Smell Her Own Roses

World-renowned horticulturist Meghan Barlow, pressured on all sides to produce more award-winning zinnias, pentuias, celosia, and other blooms, recently realized that she lacked the time to stop and smell her own roses. "It's a problem," she ackno...

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Nashville Narcissist Finally Figures Out Where His Father Utterly Failed Him

Funny story: Nashville Narcissist Finally Figures Out Where His Father Utterly Failed Him

After years of fending off complaints about his self-centeredness, grandiosity and extreme narcissism, Trent Lockwood of Nashville, Tennessee, finally figured out that any emotional shortcoming on his part was due to the fact that, as a young boy, hi...

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Nashville Man Rises like a Phoenix from the Ashes of His Shattered Relationship

Funny story: Nashville Man Rises like a Phoenix from the Ashes of His Shattered Relationship

Carl Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, recently rose like a phoenix from the ashes of his shattered six-year relationship with his (now) ex-girlfriend Carla Jones. “People used to joke around all the time about our names,” recalled Carl. “They'd tel...

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Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time

Funny story: Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time

After much soul-searching, Michael Ford of Nashville, Tennessee, a Christian, decided to completely turn over his will and life and follow Jesus, only to wind up sitting in one place for a really long time.. As Mike tells it, the decision to follo...

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