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Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Funny story: Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Every time 34-year-old Kendra Burke of Nashville, Tennessee, sees a crew of drunken girls in cutoff short-shorts, cowboy boots, and matching T-shirts go by on a foot-powered Pedal Tavern Bus, she wonders when the day will finally come for her bachelo...

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Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor

Funny story: Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor

When first invited to attend the Cajun Crawfish Fest in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, crawfish Caleb Mattingly was extremely gratified to learn that his fellow Louisianans so appreciated his contribution to the eco-diversity of the bayou regions that they'...

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Can You Stand the Heat??? Hot Pretzel Yoga Not for the Faint of Heart!

Funny story: Can You Stand the Heat??? Hot Pretzel Yoga Not for the Faint of Heart!

Combining the key principles of hot yoga with the technology of wood-fired brick ovens, the latest fitness craze known as hot pretzel yoga offers participants the opportunity to twist themselves into a pretzel and be baked at 425 degrees for 45 minut...

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Grass Is Greener When It's Genetically Modified, Says Monsanto

Funny story: Grass Is Greener When It's Genetically Modified, Says Monsanto

According to global modern agricultural giant Monsanto Company, the grass is greener not on the other side, but when it's genetically modified - or so the company hopes. “It's wrong that people sometimes are forced to golf on browning blades of gr...

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Nashville Man Blows a Gasket

Funny story: Nashville Man Blows a Gasket

28-year-old Justin Drake of Nashville, Tennessee, recently blew a gasket when his girlfriend, Cara Shiley, yet again expected him to foot the bill – this time for her fancy coffee drink. “I lost my shit," acknowledged Justin, “It wasn't pretty.”...

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Nashville Man Comes Up with Solid Life Plan

Funny story: Nashville Man Comes Up with Solid Life Plan

After decades of career confusion, soul-searching, and personal reflection, Nashville man Bart Biggs came up with a solid plan for his future, on which he's determined to follow through. “Most people's trouble,” explained Bart, “is that they go th...

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PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

Funny story: PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

If you're a blue-jeans-wearing kind of gal (or guy), then you're aware of the fashion revolution that is stretch denim – but what you may not know is that the research and development of stretch denim was funded by Big Food (namely, Nestle, McDonald'...

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EXCLUSIVE! Top Five Things Barack Obama Misses about Being President

Funny story: EXCLUSIVE! Top Five Things Barack Obama Misses about Being President

These days, the world's eyes are on United States President Donald Trump, whose social media antics and shameless shenanigans have captured the hearts and minds of weirdos the world over. But in this exclusive interview, we sat down with former presi...

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Bright Side Tired of Being Looked at All the Time

Funny story: Bright Side Tired of Being Looked at All the Time

In this age of visualization and positive thinking, the bright side of things has gotten more attention than ever – and, in its own words, is getting a little tired of being looked at all the time. "Honestly, sometimes the constant focus on me get...

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Buddhism Rates Plummet as Result of Warning that Sitting Is the New Smoking

Funny story: Buddhism Rates Plummet as Result of Warning that Sitting Is the New Smoking

The number of practicing Buddhists in the United States has plummeted following issuance of the health alarm first sounded by the Mayo Clinic's Dr. James Levine that "sitting is the new smoking." Buddhism encourages a daily practice of meditation or...

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HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Funny story: HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Shrugging off warnings about heat exhaustion, dehydration, and running being hard on the joints, a small but committed sector of the American population continue to cling to their obsession with extreme sports, like jogging and power-walking. “It'...

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President Trump Waxes Philosophical Regarding Gun “Control” and Other Matters

Funny story: President Trump Waxes Philosophical Regarding Gun “Control” and Other Matters

In a rare moment of philosophical reflection, United States President Donald Trump shared with a small circle of parents and teachers pushing for stricter gun control laws his deeply considered views on the matter. “What is 'control,' anyway?” que...

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LOL??? New Study Reports that People Are Funny

Funny story: LOL??? New Study Reports that People Are Funny

A new study released today by the American Psychological Association reports that people are funny - not funny in the "ha-ha sense," clarified APA President Evan Cartwright, but funny as in "weird, strange, bizarre. F-ed up, if you will.” Cartwrig...

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Portland Woman Finds Pumpkin Seeds a Beneficial Addition to Her Diet

Funny story: Portland Woman Finds Pumpkin Seeds a Beneficial Addition to Her Diet

Interested in improving her health, Loretta Vincent of Portland, Oregon, recently incorporated pumpkin seeds into her diet - and she couldn't be more pleased with the results. With a wide variety of nutrients ranging from magnesium and manganese t...

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“Perfect” Online Couple Question Their True Compatibility

Funny story: “Perfect” Online Couple Question Their True Compatibility

It was love at first sight – and first site – for Mitch Hennessy and Kacey Craig when they encountered each other on the dating website Bumble, a first experience for both of them with the world of online dating. “I could tell she was the one,” sa...

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Tennessee Man Meets Jesus With Whiskey on His Breath

Funny story: Tennessee Man Meets Jesus With Whiskey on His Breath

Tennessee man Joshua Hendricks recently met his Maker – albeit for only about ninety seconds – with whiskey on his breath. “It wasn't exactly how I wanted it to happen,” admitted Hendricks, who fell into a coma as a result of alcohol poisoning but...

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Narcissistic Comedian Has No Trouble Laughing at Himself

Funny story: Narcissistic Comedian Has No Trouble Laughing at Himself

Dismissing accusations of being self-absorbed and grandiose, comedian Russell Hargrave explained that he has no trouble laughing at himself – and in fact, does so a lot. “My humor is a little too high-level for some people to appreciate,” stated H...

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Tennessee Man Awakens to Find Shoe on the Other Foot

Funny story: Tennessee Man Awakens to Find Shoe on the Other Foot

Bart Miller of Bon Aqua, Tennessee, recently awakened from a drunken stupor and fumbled for his shoe, only to find it on the other foot. "I'd heard about people getting wasted and doing stupid shit," said Miller, "but it had never happened to me.

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Breaking news…

Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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