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Finley Quaid Recovering After Paris Concert Shootings

Funny story: Finley Quaid Recovering After Paris Concert Shootings

A total of 89 people fans were killed and more than 100 injured when anti trip hop gunmen stormed the Bataclan concert hall during a gig by UK singing artist Finley Quaid on Friday. Finley, 58, whose only UK chart hit to date is 'Because I love y...

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Supermarket to recall every bit of food ever sold

Funny story: Supermarket to recall every bit of food ever sold

If it wasn't bad enough for the supermarket giants Tesdabury's, it emerged last night that board members were in talks to recall every bit of food ever sold after an unhealthy overweight monkey was found dead in a bag of banana's bought by an elderly...

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BBC Shelves Top Of The Pops

Funny story: BBC Shelves Top Of The Pops

Due to the amount of t.o.t.p presenters who have now been in trouble with the law, the b.b.c have finally held their hands up and admitted it's time to axe all Top of the Pops repeats on b.b.c.4 + any future planned events. The list of crimes include...

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"I don't like Geldof either" blasts 1st day of the week

Funny story: "I don't like Geldof either" blasts 1st day of the week

Speaking in an interview on loose women, Monday admitted to Kay Adams that it doesn't like Bob Geldof either. After the Boom Town Rat's song went to no.1 for 3 weeks back in 1978, Monday admitted "I was devastated. I remember thinking what the hell have I done for this toe rag like me" Kay then asked if Monday had ever bumped into Bob Geldof when he was out and about? "Yes in fact. I...

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Kyle faces axe after people take his advice

Funny story: Kyle faces axe after people take his advice

Jeremy Kyle(who was famous for telling the unemployed to get off their backsides and find jobs) is facing the axe from ITV after 10 years due to declining viewing figures for the Jeremy Kyle show. A show insider said ''It seems that many unemployed people have taken Jezzers advice and got jobs... the trouble is that no one is left to watch the show'' When asked what he was going to do next...

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It's Official - Aliens Exist!

Funny story: It's Official - Aliens Exist!

Officials have today confirmed the existence of an alien race. Lionel Bun, an overweight 67 year old single man from Suffolk, said that he had made contact with the Aliens of Semus 12 (a planet just outside our solar system)and even spoken with t...

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