Madagascar (Rooterz) - Shocking news from Madagascar, the country that's named after the Guns N' Roses song of the same name, all over the country matches are being attacked by tiny lizards.
Prof. Bliught Woilido, proffesser of Lizardry at Togwart...
Washington D.C. (Rooterz) - The FBI has decided to probe an anonymous elephant after it swallowed President Obama's cell phone while he was on a four day tour of the National Zoo in Washington, DC.
"This is a matter of national security." says an...
A market in the town of Weirdville was shut down today as it was found to be selling meat from humans. The meat was obtained by the store after the city board passed a law banning homeless people.
The city police chief was also involved says a dep...
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