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Relaxed Lottery Winner Accused of Time Slip

Funny story: Relaxed Lottery Winner Accused of Time Slip

The winner of £2.5M in last week's UK Lottery has not yet been paid out owing to suspicious irregularities. The winning ticket held by Hamish MacFly, 19, of Reading was bought legitimately just two days prior to the draw and correctly named all six...

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Death is on the Increase: Best ever year for Grim Reaper!

Funny story: Death is on the Increase: Best ever year for Grim Reaper!

The number of deaths has reached an all time high within the past week or so. The Institute of Death has reported that more people than ever are dying in the UK at a rate considered unimaginable only a few years ago. "The paradox is that people a...

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Modern Physics is Simply Made Up

Funny story: Modern Physics is Simply Made Up

Almost all of modern physics is simply wrong says a new UK government report written by top academics. They argue that about a hundred years ago physics took a wrong turn and has consequently had to invent more and more bizarre theories to keep the s...

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Top University to Close Down

Funny story: Top University to Close Down

The self styled "top" University of Buckingham is to close its doors for the very final time at Easter 2012. Vice Chancellor and general know-it-all Dr Terence Kealey explained: "We've been quietly ripping idiot folk off for years but now that r...

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Kop cop it again

Kenny Dalglish has been delighted with the recent form of Luis Suarez this year. "He is racking up game bans like no one else - its been really superb - it gives the whole squad a lift to know he wont be playing". Dalglish and his players plan to war...

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Brand and Perry in Xmas News Splash

Funny story: Brand and Perry in Xmas News Splash

Russell Brand and Katy Perry have made a joint assault on the nation's press pages during the news lull that traditionally last betwixt the Boxing day sales and New Year's drunkenness stories. Basically they haven't been getting enough. Publicity.

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Prince Phillip in Greek Tragedy

HRH Prince Phillip, husband of HM the Queen, has barricaded himself into Papworth hospital and is refusing to leave and return to festivities at Sandringham. Despite visits form all four royal; children he remains steadfast in his desire to escape a...

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Negative Numbers Hold Kids Back, by sharing positive things into negative parts

The Department of Education has released a consultation green paper asking educationalists and teachers to consider the possibility chopping negative numbers from the national maths syllabus. Despite years of negatives emerging through simple "take a...

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