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Funny story: Michelle Obama shocker! 'I'm going full fro bro!'

Michelle Obama shocker! 'I'm going full fro bro!'

As our style-savvy readers doubtless know, US First Lady Michelle Obama has become quite the fashion forward woman during her husband's time in office, and she continues to push the envelope with her latest image plans. In a nod to the 70's, Mrs O...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole exclusive! 'I'm goona be all bush soon!'

Cheryl Cole exclusive! 'I'm goona be all bush soon!'

Cheryl Cole, ex-X Factor tartlet and former member of pop warblers 'Girls Aloud,' has today announced that when it comes to body art, she has no attention of calling it quits. Speaking yesterday at a fundraiser in London, in aid of a new set of te...

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Funny story: Fart powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!

Fart powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!

As public criticism and scepticism grows following news of the planned nuclear power plant to be built at Hinkley Point, Somerset, government insiders have divulged that alternative plans are also being considered. The word 'nuclear' appears to ha...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian shocker: 'I'm planning a complete compass of babies, biatches!!!'

Kim Kardashian shocker: 'I'm planning a complete compass of babies, biatches!!!'

News reaches your humble news scavenger from across the pond that media ho Kim Kardashian and her 'baby daddy' Kanye West are not stopping at just one cardinal direction when it comes to naming their future offspring. The queen of US reality tv re...

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Funny story: Shocker! Queen on Diamond Jubilee Celebrations - 'What a bloody let down'

Shocker! Queen on Diamond Jubilee Celebrations - 'What a bloody let down'

Well, as the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations gently wind to a close across the nation, and Cliff Richard gets put back in his box until Wimbledon, shocking news reaches us here in 'newsland' of Her Majesty's verdict on the long weekend's events,...

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Funny story: Exclusive! Peter Stringfellow and Pippa Middleton love trysts: 'I like a bit of rough' she says

Exclusive! Peter Stringfellow and Pippa Middleton love trysts: 'I like a bit of rough' she says

No readers, your eyes do not deceive you! Nightclub mogul and renowned lothario, Peter Stringfellow has been secretly wooing Prince Williams's sister-in law and renowned arse, Pippa Middleton for several months now, and those close to the couple say, 'It's love!' Friends say that the flames of passion were stoked after Mr Stringfellow 'copped an eyeful' of Pippa during the Royal Wedding last Ap...

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Funny story: Vinnie Jones ad inspires NHS reforms: 'Now we'll do everything to music!'

Vinnie Jones ad inspires NHS reforms: 'Now we'll do everything to music!'

After the recent television advertisements featuring former footballer, nut squasher and now Hollywood actor, Vinnie Jones, promoting the application of chest compressions to the rhythm of the Bee Gees smash hit tune, 'Staying Alive', government bigw...

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Funny story: Site readiness cock up means shock Olympics venue change to Butlins Clacton

Site readiness cock up means shock Olympics venue change to Butlins Clacton

Stunning news reaches us that due to unforeseen circumstances, the Olympic Games are to be relocated to an alternative site. Commenting today, Boris Johnson said that the original site will not be ready in time, so the Games are to be moved to wh...

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Funny story: Boris to make flying visit to Olympics opening ceremony - 'Thar he blows!'

Boris to make flying visit to Olympics opening ceremony - 'Thar he blows!'

Hot off the press, news has reached us that London Mayor, Boris 'Frightwig' Johnson is to play a major role in the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games this year, to be held in the capital city. Having long been an advocate to bring the games to...

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Funny story: Royal yacht plans scrapped in favour of Diamond Jubilee pedalo

Royal yacht plans scrapped in favour of Diamond Jubilee pedalo

After the right royal stink created by reported plans of a new yacht as a gift to the Queen to commemorate her 60 years on the throne, it has been reported today that those plans have now been scrapped in favour of a much cheaper, tax payer friendly...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona spitting nails at New Years Honours snub

Kerry Katona spitting nails at New Years Honours snub

A glaring omission from this years New Years Honours list has seen tv celebrity/former 'singer' and media ho Kerry Katona express her disbelief yesterday. Speaking from the star studded gala that closed the 'Save a Chav for Crimbo' charity campaig...

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Funny story: Shocker! Cameron arrested for mooning at France

Shocker! Cameron arrested for mooning at France

Incredible news has reached us that Prime Minister David Cameron has taken his Christmas festivities a tad to far and has clearly shown he is not exempt from the long arm of the law. After a heavy political year for 'Dave', which saw unions throwi...

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Funny story: Katie Price to undergo world's first human head transplant

Katie Price to undergo world's first human head transplant

So exclusive, it is exclusively exclusive, news reaches us that human blow up doll, Katie Price is set to undergo the world's first total head transplant. An aficionado of cosmetic surgery, Ms. Price has become a little bored of the more popular s...

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Funny story: Ecstatic Peter Andre's new skincare range flying off shelves : Katie Price 'bloody fuming'

Ecstatic Peter Andre's new skincare range flying off shelves : Katie Price 'bloody fuming'

As reported some days ago, everyone's favourite aussie-greek, (do we actually know any others?..Ed.) Peter Andre, launched his new skincare range for men, 'Silli-cleanse by Andre'. Well our sources say that it is already this Christmas's number one s...

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Funny story: Sir Bruce Forsythe's estranged wig off on hols for Christmas

Sir Bruce Forsythe's estranged wig off on hols for Christmas

With Christmas fast approaching, news reaches us that Simon Cowell and his merry band of brown nosers are not the only ones off on an annual winter break this year. After many years of loyal service, Sir Bruce Forsythe's wig, Stanley, is off on a...

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Funny story: George Clooney off the market and set to marry Ann Widdecombe

George Clooney off the market and set to marry Ann Widdecombe

Yes, showbiz fans, here at news headquarters we cannot quite believe it either (in fact our editor choked on his weight-watchers muesli bar when the stunning news came in) but 'tis true!! Womanising, silver fox and star of 'Return of the killer tomat...

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Funny story: Fashion News: Posh's new collection, 'MP by VB'

Fashion News: Posh's new collection, 'MP by VB'

Exclusive by Anastasia Scaffold-Minge, fashion editor for 'Fanny' magazine. Darlings, I have barely stepped my Jimmy Choo trotters back on British soil after returning from Paris Fashion Week, but I just had to tell you about the stunning, a-ma-zing new winter collection from the Spice-formally-known-as-Posh, aka that jammy, talentless cow who married a premiership footballer (but you didn't...

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