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Funny story: US Long-Range Weather Forecast: Shitstorms

US Long-Range Weather Forecast: Shitstorms

The unsettled weather all states of the US have been experiencing over the last few weeks looks set to continue until at least November. Various commentators not normally associated with weather forecasting have described the conditions as "a shi...

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Funny story: Man Disobeys Lockdown Rules, And Creeps Around Neighbourhood After Dark

Man Disobeys Lockdown Rules, And Creeps Around Neighbourhood After Dark

The government's lockdown rules have been put in place for a very good reason - to stop the spread of the Coronavirus - but one man has admitted that, although he knows this, he disobeys, and steals out of his house during the early hours of each and...

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Funny story: Have You Seen This Man?

Have You Seen This Man?

The man pictured above is being hunted by police forces all across the fifty-one states of America, and also in the tacky UK seaside resort of Blackpool. He is wanted in connection with numerous criminal misdemeanors, all too heinous to mention, w...

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Funny story: Coronary Heart Disease Patients Worried Their Condition Sounds Like Coronavirus

Coronary Heart Disease Patients Worried Their Condition Sounds Like Coronavirus

Patients suffering from coronary heart disease have said they are concerned that their illness sounds too much like the Coronavirus, and the unfortunate similarity is making them nervous. Sixteen sufferers from Coventry also said that its allocate...

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Funny story: Olympics Postponement Has Messed Up Drug Cheats' Careful Planning

Olympics Postponement Has Messed Up Drug Cheats' Careful Planning

The news, yesterday, that this summer's Olympic Games in Tokyo have been postponed for one year, until July 2021, is a massive body blow to athletes who have thought long and hard about their use of performance-enhancing drugs to get the best out of...

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Funny story: Woman Sports Host Said 'Grand Prix' Incorrectly

Woman Sports Host Said 'Grand Prix' Incorrectly

A female sports reporter on a local TV news channel made a glaring and embarrassing error last night when speaking about the cancelled British Formula 1 Grand Prix at Silverstone on July 19. The woman, who, clearly, had something else on her filt...

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Funny story: Man Tells Society To Get Fucked

Man Tells Society To Get Fucked

A man in East Yorkshire has commented on what is being touted as the end of civilisation, and said that, as far as he is concerned, the whole world can "go and get fucked". The man, ex-infantryman, Dennis Large, lives in a Second World War machine...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Could Become Interim Monarch Of The UK

Donald Trump Could Become Interim Monarch Of The UK

Royal geneologists decided at an emergency meeting in London last night, that, if the worst were to happen, and the Royal Family were laid waste by the current health pandemic, then, at a pinch, and for purely a temporary period only, the US presiden...

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Funny story: Casualty And Holby City Doctors And Nurses To Assist NHS In Battle Against Bug

Casualty And Holby City Doctors And Nurses To Assist NHS In Battle Against Bug

As the situation in the UK's beleaguered hospitals approaches a critical state, the government has stepped in, and asked the staff of both Casualty and Holby City to help out in their battle. The BBC, which has control over the doctors and nurses...

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Funny story: Man Gets Trapped Between Train And Platform

Man Gets Trapped Between Train And Platform

A man who tried to avoid paying for a train ticket, and then had to take evasive action as the train's conductor arrived, had to be rescued, after falling from the vehicle, and becoming trapped between it and the station platform where it had come to...

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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Nuke China If He Knows, For Sure, They Are Serving Bat Soup

Trump Says He Will Nuke China If He Knows, For Sure, They Are Serving Bat Soup

White House sources close to President Donald Trump have said that he is seething over as-yet unsubstantiated reports that restaurants in Wuhan are, once more, serving Bat Soup to customers. Wuhan is the city where the Coronavirus first leapt into...

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Funny story: Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

A pair of marinebiologists carrying out new research in the Galapagos Islands have said that, in a development that can scarcely be believed, a giant turtle has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The turtle, which is thought to be almost 200 yea...

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Funny story: Man Has Novel Idea For Shoeshine Business

Man Has Novel Idea For Shoeshine Business

An entrepreneur from Camden, in London, has come up with a novel idea for his on-the-street shoeshine business - he will shine customers' shoes with his head! Bob Tickle, 42, set up his chair and stool outside St. Pancras railway station almost tw...

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Funny story: Man On Downtown New York Street Corner Asked If He's Got Any Toilet Paper

Man On Downtown New York Street Corner Asked If He's Got Any Toilet Paper

At one time, the men standing on street corners in downtown New York City were there for one reason: the sale of illegal substances to get you through until the next day. All that seems to have changed at the moment, after one man, in Brooklyn, mi...

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Funny story: Free Coronavirus Test Kits Available To All

Free Coronavirus Test Kits Available To All

The shockwaves over the lack of sufficient Coronavirus testing facilities and kits was swept aside earlier by the latest up-to-date medical advice and the news that a test kit for every person living in the US is available, here and now - completely...

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Funny story: Housemartins Rename Iconic Album After Hull City's Midweek Win

Housemartins Rename Iconic Album After Hull City's Midweek Win

The Housemartins, the now-defunct Hull pop band responsible for the iconic album 'London 0 Hull 4', have renamed - and will re-release - the disc from today, as a tribute to their heroes, Hull City. The Tigers were in action in midweek, against pr...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew: Is Jane Doe For Real?

Prince Andrew: Is Jane Doe For Real?

Prince Andrew's legal team have poured scorn on the latest Jeffrey Epstein accusor, who has said that she was sexually abused by the former financier after giving him a massage on his private island in New Mexico when she was just 15 years old. Th...

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