I spent the afternoon sprawled out on the couch. My head rested on a cool, soft stack of pillows and my body was contorted much like that of the girl on page 60 of the magazine I kept underneath my mattress when I was a teenager. But it was comfortable. The television seemed to find its way from one sporting event to the other. Baseball games, UFC fighting, and even some bowling caught...
The Center for Disease Control is investigating mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, who sometimes straps on a cape and claims to be Superman, of the planet Krypton, in connection with the spread of a new antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea. "T...
"It turns out my grandfather was a riverboat gambler and a bootlegger," my wife said to me. She told me this with a smile on her face, and a bit of pride in her voice. It wasn't the first time I had heard tales of some people's ancestors that included things like grandpa was a pool hustler, card player, bootlegger, or even womanizer. Typically, these stories are usually told with a smile...
With the fifth anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins' Internet debut coming up Aug. 6, my crack investigative team dug in deep to find Jenkins' true identity, and the results are shocking. More than 26 million people have watched Leeroy Jenkins' character...
Naming rights to thousands of federal buildings throughout the United States will go up for auction next month, thanks to the latest effort by Congress to restore balance to the nation's finances. Federal buildings have traditionally only been na...
Research conducted by NASA indicates the fear of Global Warming might be over-exaggerated, as the Earth radiates much more, and retains far less, heat than once thought. Scientists say the findings eat holes into the fears of the planet overheatin...
President Barack Obama was startled when his specially-issued, red smartphone rang Friday afternoon. He was even more startled when the person on the other line said they were from a collections agency. The special phone is the modern version of...
Representatives of the Chicago Cubs front office broke up a ceremony near Wrigley Field Monday, fearing the results might adversely affect the team's famous curse. Fans then unleashed a new wave of curses, the likes of which haven't been heard at...
Gay couples in New York can now legally wed in the state, but many are having difficulty setting wedding dates because of the unavailability of qualified wedding planners. "Everyone we talk to is either booked up, or is getting married some time i...
It was a panic that had city parents on-edge for nearly three years. It started on the West Side on the back of a bus-stop canopy. No one really even noticed at first. Then it started showing up at the grocery store, in the schools, in forums online and even in IMs and texts among teenagers. Local police and parents were certain they were dealing with the the birth and spread of the next bi...
Going-out-of-business sales began Friday at Borders stores from coast to coast. In all, 399 stores are lighting the fuse on a fire sale expected to be as quick and painless as possible for the majestic old book retailer. HIlco Merchant Resources...
UPDATE: The 2011 fantasy football season will go on as scheduled, thanks to an agreement reached between players, owners and fantasy owners. Fantasy Owners crashed the negotiations In Washington Sunday. "It was the first serious and productiv...
A massive glob of water 140 trillion times the volume of the earth's oceans was recently discovered 12 billion light years away surrounding a quasar in deep space. The revelation proves water is prevalent throughout the universe, even in its most...
The Executive Branch of the US Government filed a petition with the Judicial Branch yesterday, requesting a divorce from the Legislative Branch. Obama cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for wanting a legal split from Congress. The...
Public records reveal two big pharmaceutical companies have been the largest contributor to playground safety projects in the world over a 30-year period, donating more than $900 million to the cause. The U.S. Government and State Governments com...
Thomas S. Ricketts announced today the franchise of the Chicago Cubs are considering a league-switch which would radically affect Major League Baseball's current alignments. Ricketts is in negotiations with Major League Soccer to merge the Cubs f...
In recent weeks documents have surfaced proving the existence of Operation Moon-Dog Hoax, perpetrated by the United States Government to fool the world into believing a man was actually sent to the moon, bailout plan should it have been decided to ab...
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