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Funny story: What's In My Urine Is Between Me And My Porcelain God

What's In My Urine Is Between Me And My Porcelain God

A lot of people are upset over the recently passed law in Florida to drug test welfare recipients. The law requires applicants for welfare to pass a drug screening before they can start receiving benefits. The law caused an uproar amongst ACLU memb...

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Funny story: Get Drunk...It's For The Kids!!!

Get Drunk...It's For The Kids!!!

A lot of different communities have started a recycling program, commonly called "Cans for Kids". The concept is to collect and recycle aluminum cans and have the proceeds go towards things such as children's education. Many of these programs have...

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Funny story: Office Survival Tips

Office Survival Tips

OFFICE SURVIVAL TIPS 1: No matter how much the printer might frustrate you, do not yell at it. It can't hear you. 2: Just because you don't like doing it, doesn't mean it's not part of your job. 3: If you're not sure what someone is saying when they're talking, it's probably best not to try to correct them on anything they just said. 4: If you're tired and a coworker says, "Here, t...

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Funny story: Disclaimers and Vegetarians - My Opinion

Disclaimers and Vegetarians - My Opinion

Sometimes you'll see the disclaimer, "No animals were harmed during the making of this film", at the end of a movie. I think that's a rather bold statement. I'm watching the movie thinking, "I know for a fact around the time they were making this movie that I ran over a squirrel and accidentally locked my cat in a closet over a weekend." Did they have a crew go out and survey people? They s...

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Funny story: The Average American Motorist Rulebook

The Average American Motorist Rulebook

Here is a guide to help ensure you drive like the rest of America. DON'T BE AWARE While driving, keep in mind that everyone else on the road should be looking out for you. Therefore, there is no reason for you to be aware of your surroundings. A perfect example of this would be not checking your blind spot when trying to change lanes. In fact, there's no need to even check your mirrors...

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Funny story: Meghan Daum is Smart, Diagnoses Barack Obama's Stammer

Meghan Daum is Smart, Diagnoses Barack Obama's Stammer

In a recent column in the LA Times, writer Meghan Daum explained to America that anytime President Obama stumbles over his words, it's because of an "intellectual stammer." Needless to say, doctors were amazed that they had missed this diagnosis and...

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Funny story: Sony Blames Harold Camping for prolonged PSN outage

Sony Blames Harold Camping for prolonged PSN outage

The weeks of the Playstation Network being down was frustrating for many gamers. What was even more frustrating was the constant reassurance that the network would be back up soon, with that date being pushed farther and farther back. Many gamers v...

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