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Bush Agressively pushes New Initiatives

Funny story: Bush Agressively pushes New Initiatives

In a sweeping press announcement today, GW Bush covered a wide spread of subjects ranging from education to the military.

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Lost Tribe of Israel Found!

Members of the 1st Infantry division patrolling the Syrio-Arabian desert stumbled across an encampment of what they originally thought as Bedouin nomads. Reporter Seymour Cheet, embedded with the 1st ID reports “These guys looked like they stepped out of the history books, they had no modern clothing and have never met or seen our type of people before" Further questioning and investig...

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Chinese internet hero blown to Smithereens

Funny story: Chinese internet hero blown to Smithereens

In a protest to his government’s ban on internet access, the Chinese modern day crusader defied government orders and used his laptop to get internet access in Tiananmen Square. Determined to crack down and further prevent the spread of the protest, Chinese officials sent troops and a column of tanks. In a gesture similar the students protest in 1989, Chinese hero Wan Dum Fuk stood in front...

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"Job loss, military shortage, outsourcing" Solved says Bush

Funny story: "Job loss, military shortage, outsourcing" Solved says Bush

President George Bush today signed legislation that not only addresses the job losses during his administration, but also the shortage of manpower in the war in Iraq.

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Navy buys new Fuel Efficient Warships

Funny story: Navy buys new Fuel Efficient Warships

Pressured by rising fuel costs and the war in Iraq, the US Navy embarked on a program to reduce fuel costs, by acquiring new warships that rely on solar and wind power. Galleon Enterprises, won the bid securing an order for 150 of the fuel efficient...

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Rush is a Real Patriot - ex Wife comments

Rush Limbaugh, the well known talk conservative talk show host is facing his third divorce. Having survived encounters with the Dade County investigations into his drug habits, and his battle with deafness, the embattled Rush tried unsuccessfully to prevent a press conference by his wife Mara Limbaugh revealing secrets Rush wanted kept quiet. “He is not named Rush for no reason” said Mrs.

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Special Forces Start New Operation in Iraqi Desert

In order to raise funding to supply body armor to US troops in Iraq, the Special Operations Force now offer specialized guided tours in the Iraqi Desert. For $300 US dollars, adventurers can mount the Demolition Unit Night Evaders (DUNE) buggies and...

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