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Paul Scholes Retires and jumps at coaching role

Funny story: Paul Scholes Retires and jumps at coaching role

Carrot top Paul Scholes has finally called it quits and announced his long awaited retirement as a professional footballer. Starting his career at Manchester United in 1994, he has played at the top level in 676 games. Alex Ferguson said over t...

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Abramovich is Turkey slapped by Guus Hiddink

Funny story: Abramovich is Turkey slapped by Guus Hiddink

With the parting company of Chelsea and Anchelotti, Roman Abramovich is yet again in the market for a new manager. Roman has been through more managers than David Ginola has had hairbrushes. One manager that did make a lasting impression was Du...

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Park wasn't the normal Terrier for Man United in the Euro final

Funny story: Park wasn't the normal Terrier for Man United in the Euro final

The Champions league final has been and gone for another year, but if certain factors had happened, it could have been a very different result. On Saturday Barcelona showed their true colours by outclassing a sorry looking Manchester United. On...

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FC Barcelona will keep their superstitions for the euro final

Funny story: FC Barcelona will keep their superstitions for the euro final

All sports persons have some sort of strategy (some call superstitions) they use in the world of sports Psychology on the build-up to their specific event. These rituals are certain behaviours an athlete performs with belief that these habits have...

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Hleb joins the Stone Roses and selects himself for champions league final

Funny story: Hleb joins the Stone Roses and selects himself for champions league final

Arsenal, Barcelona, Stuttgart, Birmingham FC the list goes on for Footballing vagabond Alexander Hleb. The Belarusian midfielder (whose mother was a builder) has been jumping ship ever since leaving the gunners with his pathetic excuse that London...

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Captain James Cook's travels were a waste of time

Funny story: Captain James Cook's travels were a waste of time

It seems that famous exploring Yorkshireman Captain James Cook could have saved himself 11 years of wasted time if he had taken a different direction. Revelations have aspired from the finding of Captain Cooks personal diary and some of his crews writings were found in the garden of a semi -detached bungalow in Marton, Middlesbrough. It turns out that the writings could reshape the achieveme...

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Michael Jackson's statue wants a transfer to Man United

Funny story: Michael Jackson's statue wants a transfer to Man United

Word on the streets of London is that the Michael Jackson statue at Fulham Football Clud has got itchy feet. This bizarre revelation has arrived approximately 25 miles north of Fulham from a 58 year physic clairvoyant woman in Luton, Bedfordshire.

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Wenger issues warning to Premiership rivals with massive war chest

Funny story: Wenger issues warning to Premiership rivals with massive war chest

Word on the street from north London is that Arsenal are poised to spend big this summer after a poor finish in the title race. Rumours have escalated from within the club that due to the takeover by American sports tycoon Stan Kroneke Arsene Weng...

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Richard Dawkins weds a can of Spam

Funny story: Richard Dawkins weds a can of Spam

Madman evolutionist Richard Dawkins has been best known for his disregard of God and his creation and a strong belief in one of the 50 Evolution theories going around, as well as being an all-round fan of drab professor clothing . Known as Darwins...

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Wenger lines up new back four defence to challenge for title

Funny story: Wenger lines up new back four defence to challenge for title

With the close of the premiership season "drawing" to an end with a miserable 2-2 draw to Fulham. Arsene Wenger has admitted that he needs changes during the summer to be able to put a credible title challenge together next season. The French...

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Steve McClaren ponders past and possible management positions

Funny story: Steve McClaren ponders past and possible management positions

When you think of shredded wheat hair, years of being Alex Ferguson's brides maid and Umbrellas there's only one man fit these and more.. Steve McClaren. Being a master of social camouflage and blending into his new environment, Steve had been pondering his next management role. I caught up Steve over a pint and chat in the Ol' Blind Beggar pub in London's East End. When asked about his a...

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