The White House announced today that the Obama administration will be working with TMZ in order to spy on celebrities. This decision came after President Obama was watching his favorite television show, TMZ, and heard that TMZ was looking for guest p...
(Washington, DC) - Today, Barack Obama announced that he will continue to work with Cuba to restore communication in order for the United States to gain access to Cuba's FarmVille resources. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet A. Napolitano, wa...
With its failed attempt to pass "Stop Online Piracy Act" (SOPA), Congress has decided to wait on attacking the pirates on the internet and moved its attention onto the pets who pirate sounds from the entertainment industry. "Pets have been quotin...
It seems everyday there is a new way to lower your Cholesterol. You may have heard of eating Cheerios, but that would take weeks of eating and a great-deal of money spent on cereal boxes. What if there was a way to lower your cholesterol instantly with little effort. I met with Dr. Juan Hingo of Harvard University who explained to me that after numerous studies, the institute was able to au...
(Portland, Ohio) - After failing last year, Stephen Young was not willing to be rejected by his mother again this year on Mother's day. Stephen, 32, spent the last 364 days contemplating on what he did wrong and on what he needs to do this year i...
Osama Bin Laden died on May 1st of this year. According to military and government officials, Osama Bin Laden had been practicing basketball in his compound in order to regain the skills he used to have so he could play in the NBA again. New evid...
After ten years of hiding, Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, was pronounced dead yesterday night. Many of Americans are excited with joy. David Parker, 56, is credited for the death of Osama Bin Laden. David was working as a custodian in Pakistan...
With the election of 2012 sneaking up next year, Republicans have introduced a new candidate that they feel confident about. Named "Paul Inflate", the presidential candidate is an inflatable doll that only takes two minutes to blow up. "I am...
After numerous budget deals and failed solutions to solve America's debt to China and other foreign countries, Congress came up with a solution that will save the nation from paying trillions of dollars back to these countries. A meeting was held...
After fourteen years of men hiding the fact that they cried during the movie "Titanic", William Manson came out today and told the public that he cried during Titanic. Before William, there was another man to admit he cried during the movie, but...
Portland, Ohio - "The Tragedy of Macbeth" was performed by local residents in the town of Portland, Ohio. The play went smoothly besides the man playing the character of Macbeth. Jeremy Lang played the role of Macbeth in his sixth grade play, and...
After a failed attempt to convince people that "Global Warming is a hoax", Scientist are now coming forward and asking people to do their part to destroy the environment. Dr. Lance Gorden, an environmentalist, was quoted, in Time Magazine, saying...
With the rise of the popular-video-sharing site Youtube, there has been a decrease in the number of crazy-cat ladies around the globe. Dr. Gorden Clish, a professor at Harvard University, said "The decrease is due to the fact that anyone can go o...
From the small town of Sleepy Hollow, a new star is emerging. Coco-Cola has agreed to star the Headless Horseman in a new commercial that will also star Beyoncé. "After 200 years of no acting and working through numerous-talent agents, I believe...
(From E! News) - ABC announced today that it would be getting rid of its series "Desperate Housewives" in order to make space for its new series "Desperate Housewives 2." The decision was made by ABC and Marc Cherry. The decision was that it was...
Six college students, who are attending Harvard University, conducted a survey across America and found that 63% of Americans complain about everything. The study was headed by Jessica Dearan, a junior at the school, who told reporters: "Throu...
For the last three years, 95% of Americans walked the streets of many American cities and lived their lives without a single thought of the state of Wyoming. The last time people thought about the state was in 2008 when the presidential election...
Japan - After numerous attempts to create "Real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," Americans are now asking Japan to do it for them. Japan constantly refuses the request to make them. In one letter, Cindy Jilop, who still works at Pizza Hut at the a...
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