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Harry Kisses Another Mystery Brunette

Funny story: Harry Kisses Another Mystery Brunette

After the frantic excitement of the last few days, when the world held its breath as to the identity of the 'mystery brunette' snogged by Prince Harry in the USA, we can report that the Royal boy has been making up to another 'mysterious' lady, also...

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Her Maj Meets Giantess and Phil Balls It Up!

Funny story: Her Maj Meets Giantess and Phil Balls It Up!

The seven-feet tall wondergirl towered over our own Queen Elizabeth the Second as the tiny, 'delicate' monarch peered up at this figure, which must surely have appeared to Her Royal Majesty as some sort of giant thundercloud. It was explained to t...

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Posh Baby Dropped!

Funny story: Posh Baby Dropped!

In a horrifying incident early this morning in Los Angeles, USA, Victoria Beckham, formerly known as Posh Spice in a all-girl band named "The Spice Girls", which had several world wide number one hits and played many sold-out successful live venues a...

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Pippa's New Coat!

Funny story: Pippa's New Coat!

Pippa Middleton, aka The Rear of the Millennium, did it again yesterday when she wore a COAT! Admirers of the Queen's eldest son's eldest son's bride's sister might have been disappointed that our newest National Treasure chose to cover up that love...

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Daffy Gadaffi Having a Laffy?

The infamous Muarmar, Colonel Gadaffi of Libya, continues to insist he is the "rightful leader of the country, the entire continent of Africa, and in fact the world". (Modestly, he does not lay claim to the universe. "That is the province of Allah."...

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Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

Funny story: Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

It had to happen. No sooner had the news broken of the ladle-wielding wife who beat off a tiger, saving her husband's life, than the stories came pouring in. "Tiger? Huh! That's nothing!" was the general gist, as we sifted through the 113,965 messages emailed to us from darkest Peru, from the top of Ayres Rock in Oz, and all places between and beyond. Having verified these amazing stories...

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No-Vote Cons 'Devastated'

A random sample survey of UK prison inmates conducted by UPeepul has found that an astonishing 99 per cent of them are 'totally devastated' by the House of Commons vote depriving them of the 'human rite' to the Franchise - in other words, the right t...

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It's No Sexcuse, Say Bosses!

Funny story: It's No Sexcuse, Say Bosses!

We've always known that a bit of the old hows-your-father in the morning perks up the working day, but now it's official! A group of doctors have found that a quickie before you catch the number 29 bus 'puts a glow on your face' and - it seems - boos...

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Gradgrind Mark Two?

Funny story: Gradgrind Mark Two?

In a speech remarkably reminiscent of Charles Dickens' infamous schoolmaster, Mr. Gradgrind, in 'Hard Times', Education Minister Michael Gove announced this week that the school curriculum must now focus on facts and figures, a return to the old style system where children learned dates and informational snippets by rote. "In 1950, every child in England knew when the Battle of Hastings took pl...

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Page Three Behind the Veil!

Funny story: Page Three Behind the Veil!

Following violent protests in Tunisia and Algeria, a leading Arab state has revealed its intention to modernise with the introduction of 'Page Three Beauties' in its national daily papers. "We should come into the twenty-first century," said an Em...

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Bankers in Bunkers - Bonkers!

Funny story: Bankers in Bunkers - Bonkers!

Terrified top bankers from London's City area have fled to specially fortified bunkers deep underground in a secret location, though this paper can reveal that it is somewhere under the English Channel. It is thought that a series of bunkers for use...

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"I Pity Poor Queen," says Posh Spice

Funny story: "I Pity Poor Queen," says Posh Spice

Following our news exclusive of yesterday, there has been an outpouring of sympathy for the Queen. Celebrities on both sides of the 'Pond' have flooded the Royal internet site with offers of help. "We can't bear to think of poor HRH homeless!" exc...

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Queen to Flog Buck House!

Funny story: Queen to Flog Buck House!

In a shock announcement, HRH Queen Elizabeth the Second has declared that she will be putting Buckingham Palace on the market this spring, at an asking price as yet undisclosed. This move has come at a time of hardship for the Royals: two wedding...

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