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Trump, the new terrorist

Funny story: Trump, the new terrorist

Listen up ISIS. There is a bigger threat these days nearer to home (the USA). While the ISIS operates in the Middle East and has only spouted threats for actual terrorism in mainland USA, there is a regime shaping up that is more terrifying than ISIS...

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Republicans and Democrats

Funny story: Republicans and Democrats

In this day and age of the U.S. presidential election, you must take sides. Either Republican or Democrat. The Republican is strongly pro- heterosexual marriage. The traditional boy meets girl, gets married, have kids happy story. But now, usually...

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Simon Cowell Berates the Good Guys

Funny story: Simon Cowell Berates the Good Guys

Simon Cowell, the notorious, most hated judge on American Idol history, appreciates his Bad Guy image so much that he has so much resentment for good guys in entertainment and sports. "I made a name as a bad guy in American Idol. A judge who has...

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Batman and Superman Clones

Funny story: Batman and Superman Clones

In the aftermath after the worldwide showing of Batman vs Superman, there has been a slew of duos or partners everywhere in the face of the earth who don Batman and Superman costumes and then partner together and walk on the streets, on the beaches,...

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German gold reserves diverted to a Filipino household

During the Cold War, because of the continuing threat of the Soviet Bloc to launch World War 3, West Germany decided to spread its 300 tons of gold reserves to different banks around the world to preserve the stability of the economy of what is now s...

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Funeral homes: the new Starbucks

In the midst of dwindling sales at home and stiff competition from other coffee shop chains, Starbucks management have recently turned to growth regions such as Asia to open up new stores while closing several existing shops in North America and Euro...

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Ass hairs effective remedy for baldness

At the International Baldness Institutesomewhere in Asia, a sleepy lab technician on the night shift was hastily scratching his ass and subsequently placed a finger into his ass opening because the itchiness seem to be sourced from down deep. When he...

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Wii and Kinect: Watch out!

Funny story: Wii and Kinect: Watch out!

YOURLIFE!, an obscure technology and gaming company in Bangalore, the silicon valley of India, is due to release in two weeks at New Delhi, a new video game (Windows and Mac format available as well as YOURLIFE!'s own console) envisioned to rival Ni...

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Online spending after thanksgiving the highest in history

Funny story: Online spending after thanksgiving the highest in history

The Monday after Thanksgiving 2010 could be considered "Cyber Monday" because it registered the highest online spending ever in history. Consumers charged over 1 billion dollars in online purchases, surpassing by 16 percent the sales revenues figures...

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Famous Irish-American Celebs Chip in for Ireland

Funny story: Famous Irish-American Celebs Chip in for Ireland

In the news recently was the massive bailout initiated by the European Union to help Ireland out of its financial crisis. In the USA, famous Americans of Irish descent are also doing their share to help in the sad plight of the land of their foref...

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Ugly Actors Band Together

Funny story: Ugly Actors Band Together

In order to protect the rights of the actors who do not possess so pleasant physical attributes, Danny DeVito and friends organized recently the "NOT TALL, NOT DARK, NOT HANDSOME SCREEN ACTORS GUILD" (NTNDNH-SAG) in Los Angeles, California. Membe...

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Osama now a Buddhist?

Funny story: Osama now a Buddhist?

Trusted sources say that Osama Bin Laden has been spotted this past week 10 miles southwest of Lhasa, the capital of Tibet. It has been widely known that there has been wide discontent in the Islamic circle of Bin Laden, leading him to other parts of...

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Who will be Spielberg's Lincoln?

Steven Spielberg, the legendary producer and moviemaker, is now on the talent scout trail...he is on the lookout for an actor or non-actor to portray the well-loved (the North) and the well-hated (the South) former president of the United States: Abr...

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Governor Arnold to do an Al Gore

Today, in Los Angeles, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenneger is making his presence felt in a large mall's Climate Change Exhibit. He was the guest speaker this afternoon during the inauguration, cutting a rosary of orchids (instead of a meter of...

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