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Angry Protesters Deride Sushi Restaurant Opening Near Pearl Harbour

Funny story: Angry Protesters Deride Sushi Restaurant Opening Near Pearl Harbour

CHICAGO - An new sushi restaurant on 24th Street - The Golden Palace - has been the subject of controversy after some 60% of the population labeled it a 'shrine' to the bombing of Pearl Harbour. "This defiles the memory of the soldiers who died th...

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Shit Goes Wrong After Misreading of Numbers in Factory

WALSALL, W. MIDS - A man has made shit go wrong after misreading instructions. Ben Phillips was working in his factory when an order came in for fifteen pieces of 20m of wood. Ben misread the 20m as 20 million, not 20 metres - and ignored the f...

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Future News: Republicons to Fire Teachers, Firefighters, Public Sector Workers

(Published 2013) CYBERTRON, D.C. - After a landslide 'victory' last year by the Republicons - a partnership between the Decepticons and the GOP - has renamed the capital and several large cities after Decepticons, including Megatronica (former New Yo...

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E. Coli Outbreak Kills Millions, Trillions, Quadrillions

Funny story: E. Coli Outbreak Kills Millions, Trillions, Quadrillions

GENEZA, SWITZ. - The World Health Organisation (WHO) have declared the E.Coli strain found in cucumbers to be 'some new crazy shit'. Already, tabloid papers have reported deaths in European countries to have reached the millions that they foresaw,...

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Future News: NHS, Education Only Things Left Nationalised

(Published 2028) BIRMINGHAM CAPITALIS - The new government - only a week old - has decided to privatise everything, except education and health. The Conglomeracy Party - a party by transnationals, for transnationals - achieved a near 2:1 win over...

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Decommisioned Drone Trying to Get Used to Civillian Life

NEW YORK - Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) #5987-D/A, a Boeing Tracer, was ejected from the US Army in February after several months of tireless work scouting areas of Pakistan and Afghanistan in several surveillance operations. It still hasn't gott...

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Spoofer's Bedroom Source of New Species of Creature

[SSSI 7-B] BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Spoofer Inhopeless founded a new lifeform in his bedroom today. The spoofer said that he had woken up to see the creature facing him. "For a bug-thing," he said, "it's big. It's... like... a cross between a beetle,...

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Future News: World Ends on Saturday

Funny story: Future News: World Ends on Saturday

(Published in five hours) EARTH/EMPTY SPACE - The 6.9bn humans on the planet saw their entire planet end today. Earth, which has had a long history of several million years, ended after a giant instability in the Earth's core did some 'weird shit...

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Obama Forced to Resign After Making Well-Reasoned, Balanced Argument About Israel

WASHINGTON DC - President Obama resigned from his post today after making ridiculously logical points about the feud in the Middle East. Obama, who appeared on CNN and the BBC, said that Israel needs to 'be more willing to accept a two-party state...

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Fake Security Update Hits Apple's Single Mac User

LOS ANGELES - A fake security update for Apple Mac has hit 100% of all Mac. Rod Jennens, was hit by the 'update'. "Man," he said, "Dude, I'm like, not able, to like, access my, like blog, man. I wanted to, you know, like, rant about the corpora...

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Future News: No to PR Side Just as Stupid as 2011's No to AV Side

(Published 2031) BIRMINGHAM URBEM - It is only one week before local elections in England, and the PR referendum. Both sides of the debate are gearing up for major campaigning for the battle. None more so than the No camp. However, political exper...

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Future News: Britain's Got Talent Panel Replaced by JudgeBots

(Published 2016) LONDON URBEM - After the Great Media Crash of 2012, many studios are cutting back. ITV's Britain's Got Talent is no different. This year, the show will replace the judges on the panel with Panasonic JudgeBots, running Google's A...

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Al-Qaeda Finally Able to Achieve Dream of Opening Worldwide Food Chain

Funny story: Al-Qaeda Finally Able to Achieve Dream of Opening Worldwide Food Chain

KABUL, AFG. - After the death of their leader, Osama Bin-Laden, a few weeks ago, the terrorist organisation has finally been able to carry out its true dream. "We decided before [Bin-Laden joined] that we'd open up some food stores. You know, a ba...

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Man Not Going to Deactivate MySpace In Case He Hurts Its Feelings

LONDON - A local man, John Simmons, has stated to the press that he will not 'deactivate his MySpace' for the forseeable future. "After I heard that MySpace was losing hundreds of users a day, I felt kinda sorry for it, you know? I never use it -...

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Future News: Public Spending to Be Supplemented With Ads, Product Placement

(Published 2030) LONDON (CO-SPONSORED BY MICROSOFT. MICROSOFT, LIFE WITHOUT WALLS) - The new government, consisting of various transnationals, have allowed public spending to increase due to the effect of product placements and ads plastered across p...

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Secondary School Biology Experiment Leads to New Pathogen

Funny story: Secondary School Biology Experiment Leads to New Pathogen

COVENTRY, W. MIDS., ENG. - A local secondary school has caused the entire Coventry city area to be put on lockdown after a new mutation has caused a harmless bacteria to morph into a pathogen. The pathogen classified as X/11-G, after the room (X)...

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Future News: Scotland Seceeds from United Kingdom

Funny story: Future News: Scotland Seceeds from United Kingdom

(Published 2014) EDINBURGH - A referendum by the Scottish National Party (SNP) has found out that 70% of Scotland want to become independent from the United Kingdom. However, Scotland has been fast-tracked to join the European Union (EU), and will...

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Stupid Public Votes Themselves Into Rut

LONDON - After the Alternative Vote (AV) referendum results were released with 67% saying No and 21% saying Yes, many social scientists are commenting on the idiocy of the British public. "Wow..." said one, "Just wow. When given the chance to make...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

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