Cucumber's are getting a lot of bad press lately given the e-coli scare in Germany. However, an unlikely voice has come to the defence of the under fire 'Cucumber' Probably, the most recognisable building in London's Financial district, 30 St Mary...
Animal Rights activists are up in arms after George the Chimp was found dead in his cell at the Center for Simian Studies and Anthropology in Coventry. Curious George was the first Chimp in captivity to figure out how to use basic kitchen implemen...
The suitcase which allows the US President to activate nuclear weapons has been found in an Irish Pub. "We found the suitcase and threw it into the cloakroom to see if anyone would come and collect it. It didn't cross our minds that it would actu...
The relationship between humans and vegetables is a long and complex one. As many as 1 in 5 cucumbers are purchased for use not as food but as a sex toy. A fact that was possibly the best kept secret of the cucumber industry. However, the e-coli o...
A man in Spain is receiving treatment in hospital after an angry mob of Cucumber farmers descended on his home and forced him to move out of the village. Local Farmers accuse Hector Julio Fernandez of contaminating their cucumber stock with e-coli...
An alarming computer virus which changes users facebook profiles to cartoon characters is the latest in a series of security embarrassments for facebook. The Looney Toon 1.2 virus is believed to have originated from hackers in Venezuala and has no...
The global conspiracy behind the financial crisis has been uncovered in Ireland. A scientific discovery that threatens governments, pharmaceuticals,insurance companies and civilization itself has been revealed. Dr. Mu O'Cus, a stressed out re...
Ireland is sitting on top of a massive 200 billion barrel Oil Field. The Oil Field was announced just hours after Ireland agreed an EU bailout in a bid to halt a systemic risk crisis in the Eurozone economy. The oil field worth 4 trillion dollars...
Archaeologists have found a 'fantastically preserved' doorbell in the Swiss city of Zurich. "The doorbell could have been made as early as the year 3062 BC." - Dr. Bleacher The find is one of the oldest doorbells ever found in Europe and is rem...
In a contraversial move the US Supreme court has taken a dim view of practices within the US military, and ordered a lift of the ban on 'fags'. Military chiefs have reacted by calling the ruling 'not practical'. "How can you train an elite fig...
"The incident happened during a 30th birthday party in a Dublin nightclub. People were just dancing away when a kangaroo appeared on the dancefloor! A guy started dancing with the marsupial and put his hand down it's pouch but an altercation broke ou...
US President Barack Obama has confirmed he is to appear in a special Presidential version of Mythbusters. In the "Hail to the Chief" episode, Obama will test several Presidential scenarios from the Movies. The main myth will involve the movie "...
"My eyes just popped out when I got a preview of the documents on wikileaks, I could find no basis of fact to them reported on FOX, CNN, Reuters or BBC. So I decided to do a quick google and the only source of the documents was a from a website c...
The French government has bowed to protestors objecting to the official French retirement age of 62. Mr. Sarkozy has crowned himself as Emperor of France in Napoleonic style this morning. La Republique est Mort - We can no longer finance the li...
The President of Chile Uno Gomez has announced the mining disaster site will be preserved as a theme park for tourists to discover 'the spirit of Chile' Once the miners have been rescued, Sidney World Entertainment Co. (Chile) will move in and com...
After 13 years as a Victoria Secret underwear model, Heidi Klum has decided to call it a day. "I just don't see the point of wearing underwear. Lingerie is just covered up by conventional clothes, when I take those clothes off, I just want to be n...
Following the Deepwater Oil spill a British Petroleum executive made worldwide headlines when he commented that he just wanted to get his life back We tracked him down to see how he is getting on "I had a terrible time in the colonies, all tho...
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