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Tory HQ is now rubble; is Bucky Palace next?

Funny story: Tory HQ is now rubble; is Bucky Palace next?

12 Months ago a TV reporter infiltrated the lowerarchy and secretly filmed the millitary wing of a student union in action. It was never shown due to the Director General saying it would send them underground. The footage showed UPIS aka (Unruly...

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Cameron goes to Yalta (not for his holiday)

Funny story: Cameron goes to Yalta (not for his holiday)

CAMERON and Clegg took the train to YALTA. Humbled into submission by the biggest fireworks bonfire any Tory government has presided over, they were still bombastic in attitude. In front of the world press, (many world leaders had also made the...

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Boyo Bales and Widicombe are an item?

Funny story: Boyo Bales and Widicombe are an item?

One of Soccer's rising star and one of politics's heavier heavyweight meet and it looks like a lurv match. Despite scoring a hat-trick against European champions Inta Harry "the spiv " Rednapp claims the welsh wizard is not yet the finished produ...

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Rasputin Joins the Cabinet (Part 2)

INorder to publise the addition of Rasputin to the Cabinet, David Cameron has agreed to a request by David Dimbleby to participate in question time in Siberia. The panel will include his good friend Boris Johnson, his not so good friend John Prescott plus special guest Secretary of State Hilary Clinton. Qustion time was held in the picturesque town of Omsk, Dimbleby welcome the media and the l...

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Rasputin Joins Cabinet as Borderland Czar

It is official (the Queen has not heard though). Rasputin the well known diladante and black magic artist will join the British Cabinet in the post of Borderland Czar. He will report directly to David Cameron, thereby eliminating any leaks going to...

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Tory Old Goat embarasses the Con dems

Funny story: Tory Old Goat embarasses the Con dems

In today's world where a sneeze on one side of the world can give someone in another part of the world flu. I am here to report some news that happened less than a few hours ago and boy is it causing shockwaves at Downing street. Michael Heseltine...

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Also rans rush to defend Rooney's honor

Amid the media frenzied blitz on the sensational allegations which have not been proven about Wayne and his love of sheep there is disquiet at Lancaster gate that the public have forgotten Wayne likes a bit of pork. The grunting sound when he is...

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Socarrgill berates the French - They don't know how to strike

Many years ago there was an illness called the English illness, the longbow disease, la bouef malaise and other variations. This English disease the french and other continentals believed was contagious and safe so long as the English channel remaine...

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Roo guarantees to play "Sexy Football"

Funny story: Roo guarantees to play "Sexy Football"

At an exclusive press meeting in which I gained access, Rooney, dressed in an expensive Tommy Hilfiger track suit, said he wanted to stay at Utd and play "sexy football". Some femalejornos swooned and collapsed on hearing these words. Rooney repeate...

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