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Big Brother Brian Dowling Wins 'Final' Show

Funny story: Big Brother Brian Dowling Wins 'Final' Show

There were screams of delight in the Big Brother studio last night when the realisation slowly dawned on fans that the Big Brother dynasty had finally come to an end. Former air steward Brian Dowling won Ultimate Big Brother, which featured 'top'...

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Harry Redknapp In Line For England Manager's Job?

Funny story: Harry Redknapp In Line For England Manager's Job?

Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has this morning emerged as the man most likely to succeed England boss Fabio Capello when the Italian is finally ousted from his post, I can report. Redknapp, formerly boss at Bournemouth, West ham, Portsm...

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Koran-Burning Cancelled After Pastor Realises He's A De*d Man

Funny story: Koran-Burning Cancelled After Pastor Realises He's A De*d Man

US pastor Terry Jones has cancelled his sell-out Koran-burning event late last night after he realised he was all but a dead man. Jones, pastor of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, which has fewer than 50 members, had planned...

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Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan

Funny story: Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan

The coalition government's Business Secretary Vince Cable has unveiled a miraculous plan for a squeeze on public funding for scientific research, which will completely eradicate the need for ANY cash: don't do scientific research. He urged univers...

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Koran Book-Burning Event Will Go Ahead

Funny story: Koran Book-Burning Event Will Go Ahead

A US pastor who has organised a fund-raising book-burning event, says he is not "backing down" from plans to burn copies of the Koran on the anniversary of 9/11, despite international outrage. Terry Jones, of the Dove World Outreach Centre in Flor...

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Jennifer Thompson To Service More England Players

Funny story: Jennifer Thompson To Service More England Players

Jennifer Thompson, the 21-year-old Bolton strumpet who recently broke into the headlines after sitting on Wayne Rooney's face, has been drafted into Fabio Capello's squad for the rest of the Euro 2012 qualifying campaign. She is to work closely wi...

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Wayne Rooney Scores In Switzerland

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Scores In Switzerland

England striker Wayne Rooney rewarded Fabio Capello's decision to play him in the team's Euro 2012 qualifier in Basle last night despite allegations surrounding his private life, by scoring an early goal to set the Three Lions on their way to a 3-1 v...

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Jennifer Thompson Doesn't Know What All The Fuss Is About

Funny story: Jennifer Thompson Doesn't Know What All The Fuss Is About

Jennifer Thompson, the 'bit-on-the-side' in the Wayne Rooney scandal, has spoken publicly for the first time about her romps with the Manchester United and England star, and has said she doesn't know what all the fuss is about. Speaking in an inte...

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Wayne Rooney And Tiger Woods - Two Great Minds Thinking Alike

Funny story: Wayne Rooney And Tiger Woods - Two Great Minds Thinking Alike

At first glance, footballer Wayne Rooney and golfer Tiger Woods may not seem to have that much in common, but their recent excursions into the dark and gloomy world of prostitution show that the old adage still rings true, and that two great minds do...

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John Travolta "DID NOT Have Contract Out On Son"

Funny story: John Travolta "DID NOT Have Contract Out On Son"

A judge has ruled that Pulp Fiction star John Travolta did not have a contract-style execution carried out on his son who died after a seizure in the Bahamas in 2009. Prosecutor Neil Braithwaite said that, although the truth may never be known abo...

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ELO Member Injured In Incident With Electric Light Bulb

Funny story: ELO Member Injured In Incident With Electric Light Bulb

The pop music world was rocked today when it was discovered that Jeff Lynne, the singer with 1970s/1980s band the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO), had been injured in an accident with an electric light bulb. Lynne, 62, the co-founder of the band al...

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Wayne Rooney Shags Own Grandma?

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Shags Own Grandma?

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has crashed into the headlines once more this morning after it was revealed that the woman with whom he has been carrying on a passionate extra-marital affair was his very own grandma. Rooney, a 'vital cog' i...

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