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Funny story: Lord Mandelson is having second thoughts about his sexuality

Lord Mandelson is having second thoughts about his sexuality

Lord Peter Mandelson has anounced a split from his Brazilian male lover "Reynaldo" because he thinks he may have made a mistake for twenty years and could be a heterosexual. After spending a night with the ex TV comedian Michael Barrimore they di...

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Funny story: Aids can be cured by silver!

Aids can be cured by silver!

Recent research in the fight against aids has discovered an element that can cure aids Working on the theory demonstrated in the story by Bram Stoker "Dracula" that silver is an element that repels EVIL and also regarded by the scientist who discovered this phenomena as the GOD metal, experiments have shown a great success The scientist Lord Westenra whose own daughter was a victim of the c...

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Funny story: Obama is a WASP!

Obama is a WASP!

More evidence comes in every day that Obama is not an American or an African. Thanks to more friends uncovering concealed evidence that has been hidden for thirty years Big "O" has now been "sussed". While he's been both pretending to be an educated...

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Funny story: EU on war footing. Surprise attack on USA iminent!

EU on war footing. Surprise attack on USA iminent!

American spies working in Europe have uncovered secret plans to attack America. Britain, angered by Obamas retoric against, BP will lead the first wave by bombing the statue of Liberty followed by Kraft/Cadbury's Chocolate manufacturers factory an...

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Funny story: Health watch advice!

Health watch advice!

Research done by the Manufacturers of the household disinfectant De-tox the very famous Lever Brothers, has discovered that there are a hundred times more bacteria on your kitchen worktop than there are on a toilet seat! The advice by the company...

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Funny story: America is the true Holy Land! Noah discovered America.

America is the true Holy Land! Noah discovered America.

Its commonly known that Christopher Columbus was the guy that discovered America, but new evidence shows that is a load of bollocks! Archaeologists have unearthed evidence that the true discoverer of this wonderful land was non other than NOAH! Yes-pieces of Noahs boat have been found on a hill in Yellowstone National park. Along with evidence of years at sea with all his animals on board ther...

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Funny story: Obama is British!

Obama is British!

An expert in ancestry at the university of London has spent the last year researching president Obama forebears. He has found documents relating to the Obama forbears that go back before the Roman era. There is strong evidence that his great gran...

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Funny story: Is there life before death spirit medium investigates.

Is there life before death spirit medium investigates.

A medium in the spirit world has been trying to discover if life before death exists. Shi Chang a Chinese spirit guide has been trying to contact people on the other, other side to see if life really does exist before death. Much evidence in the spirit world that entities actually live in the so called "physical world" have been shown to be a hoax or fraud. Some mediums in the spirit world have...

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Funny story: All British jails closed as crime falls to zero under Cameron

All British jails closed as crime falls to zero under Cameron

Last night the last jail in Britain was closed. Now all the prisons are being either pulled down or converted to recreation centres for ex-criminals. A dramatic drop in crime to zero has occurred under the new premiership of PM Cameron. His new in...

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Funny story: German team arrested for cheating England in world cup

German team arrested for cheating England in world cup

Last night the whole German team was under arrest for the most dastardly plan to deny the wonderful English team their place in the world cup. As the German team was at Johannesburg airport the ball used in the match set off bomb sensors. When the...

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Funny story: Is Kylie Minogue a lady boy?

Is Kylie Minogue a lady boy?

It has been noted that Kylie Minogue has spend a lot of time in Pattaya Thailand in recent years and seems to have family there. She has been spotted several times at the famous "Lady boy cabaret" and dined with the stars after the shows. Several...

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Funny story: Muslims plan to emigrate to the Moon!

Muslims plan to emigrate to the Moon!

Muslims around the world are getting pissed off that they are blamed for all the trouble in the world so they plan to leave Earth for the Moon. They have already paid Nasser (the ex president of Egypt) to provide an Islamic inter galactic craft to sh...

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Funny story: Alchemy makes gold from bananas!

Alchemy makes gold from bananas!

For thousands of years it has plagued alchemists -how to make gold from base materials. The fabled "Philosophers Stone" the very ingredient needed to transform shit into gold has eluded man - until now! A new discovery by a modern day alchemist ha...

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Funny story: Loch Ness monster is American!

Loch Ness monster is American!

Recent sightings of Nessie the Loch Ness monster and photos taken by American tourists have sprung up a strange coincidence. One American tourist after a traditional Scottish lunch of Haggis and Scotch whiskey decided to take a walk along the Loc...

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Funny story: Fabled "Lost World " discovered in Yorkshire Dales

Fabled "Lost World " discovered in Yorkshire Dales

It appears that the fabled "Lost World" has been found and its nestling somewhere in the remote valleys of the Yorkshire Dales. Professor Greenslime of the "Castleford institute of lower education" was studying the mating habits of Yorkshire sheep and Yorkshire sheep farmers in the area between Ilkley Moor and Skipton (known by UFO enthusiasts as the Yorkshire triangle because of frequent sigh...

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Funny story: Early humans could fly says scientist

Early humans could fly says scientist

Archaeologist Dr Phillip Gum has come up with a new theory about the origins of the human population. He says we did not evolve from apes because we still have apes. No he says the evidence points to humans developing from "birds". Fosils have been found of human like creatures with feathers. He states that early man had to escape from predatory animals quickly and the fastest way was to fly.

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Funny story: Black hole of Calcutta spinning out of control

Black hole of Calcutta spinning out of control

In recent weeks it has been noticed that the famous Black hole in the centre of Calcutta has gained in power and is spinning out of control. The Black hole was a remaining remnant from when the Earth was formed and has from time to time had bad effec...

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