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Robbie Williams humiliates the UK. Again.

Funny story: Robbie Williams humiliates the UK. Again.

Karaoke turn come pop star, Robbie Williams, has again humiliated the British people by 'giving the finger' to millions when for some bizarre reason he was chosen to open the 2018 World Footballing Cup in Russia. Not content with years of inflicti...

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Amber Amphibians! Frogs destroy evolution fairytale. Again.

Funny story: Amber Amphibians! Frogs destroy evolution fairytale. Again.

The daily onslaught against the myth of evolution has taken another crushing blow. Tiny frogs have been discovered in amber, looking very much like modern day frogs. The only snag is, that these ancient amber amphibians are claimed to be 99 millio...

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'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

Funny story: 'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

'Scientists' have proudly announced the discovery of some human like fossils, and absolutely true to form have concluded them to be yet another link in the mind boggling chain of so called missing links. The bones were discovered in a cave near Jo...

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Bingo! Now available to workers aswell as the unemployed

Funny story: Bingo! Now available to workers aswell as the unemployed

Thanks to George Osbourne's 2014 budget, the pastime of Bingo is no longer confined to the elite and those on benefits. As a resulting cut in Bingo tax, even the common working class can afford to take part in the game which was only affordable t...

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Vlad the Invader - "I couldn't give a monkski!"

Funny story: Vlad the Invader - "I couldn't give a monkski!"

Vladimir 'the invader' Putin, has revealed that he doesn't give a monkski about western sanctions, in his plan to take over the World. Speaking from his secret bunker hidden in a volcano, the Russian warlord laughed at western efforts to talk him...

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Royal Mail aim to deliver...eventually

Funny story: Royal Mail aim to deliver...eventually

The Royal Mail has announced that they will still continue to attempt to deliver your mail, despite price increases. Following recent news that the already astronomical cost of delivering letters and parcels is yet again about to increase, they ha...

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Halloween fightback! - Pensioners encouraged to join in the fun!

Funny story: Halloween fightback! - Pensioners encouraged to join in the fun!

In a recent campaign by Help The Fogies, pensioners are being encouraged to fight back against the youngsters who traditionally terrorise them under the guise of a 'bit of fun'. Traditionally, in America, Trick or Treat is where children and menac...

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Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

A new pigeon hole has had to be created to accommodate what is fast becoming and endemic poison on the music scene. Dubbed 'Porn Pop', it encompasses 'artists' such as Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé, who although profess to be serious...

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Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

Funny story: Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

[Writers note: In the interests of spoofery, I will add some of my own comments. However the reader should know that the original article is available online, and could have literally been published on this website unedited, and remain spoof worthy.] Evolutions 'big bang' is claimed to have occurred some 520 million years ago in what is known as the Cambrian explosion. During this period, many...

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Green Light for Assad Massacre!

Funny story: Green Light for Assad Massacre!

The international community has given the green light to President Assad of Syria to continue massacring his people. The only stipulation is that he hands over his chemical weapons to his Russian pals. Speaking from his luxury yacht off the Syr...

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David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Funny story: David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Following on from yesterdays evolution bullshit that humans were growing taller with bigger penii, Sir David Attenborough has now announced a halt to human evolution. The surprise move, where evolution is an unguided genetic phenomena moulded by n...

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Evolution - European men get taller, their penises longer!

Funny story: Evolution - European men get taller, their penises longer!

According to the latest evolutionist bullshit, European men have grown 11cm taller between 1870s and th 1980s. [Writers Note: Evolution, the notion that pond scum can turn into humans if left for long enough, is the unscientific claptrap which is...

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Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Funny story: Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Raging maniac Bashal al-Assad, has been given a further 10 days to kill as many of his civilians in a surprise turn of events. Hot on the heels of the UK condoning his tyranical behaviour, the US has also decided to wait until September the 9th to...

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MC Dawkins strives for pop career!

Funny story: MC Dawkins strives for pop career!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot MC Dickie Dawkins, has today befuddled his swathe of bleating disciples by unveiling his previously hidden desire to be a pop star. At a recent Saatchi and Saatchi sermon, he broke off and left the sta...

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Richard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"

Funny story: Richard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is yet again making the headlines. During a debate, Dawkins is asked "how do you justify scientific method?", to which Dawkins reels of a list of scientifically provable examples, such...

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'Big Bang' ages 80 million years in single day

Funny story: 'Big Bang' ages 80 million years in single day

Fans of utter bollocks are today enraptured by the news that people posing as scientists are claiming that the universe is 80 million years older today than stated yesterday. According to George Esfthathiou, "There's less stuff that we don't under...

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Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!

Funny story: Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!

Russian scientists have drilled through layers of antarctic ice and taken samples from a lake believed to be - by them - 15 million years old. On analysis, these new lifeforms remain as bacteria, rather than growing limbs, heads, breasts, eyes, no...

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Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Funny story: Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians". Following extremists burning down a sacr...

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