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Report: Former NYC Mayor LaGuardia Snail-Mailed Pictures Of His Dick To Aide

Funny story: Report: Former NYC Mayor LaGuardia Snail-Mailed Pictures Of His Dick To Aide

According to a report from barely-a-news-source The New York Post, legendary NYC mayor Fiorello LaGuardia spent some of his workday taking Brownie-camera shots of his junk, and parcel-posted same to aides for whom he felt amorous. "I guess (mayora...

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Absolutely No One: "The 2013 NFL Season Will Be The Best Ever."

Funny story: Absolutely No One: "The 2013 NFL Season Will Be The Best Ever."

Shitty local-TV coverage of NFL teams' pre-season workouts, and the Dolphins-Cowboys Hall Of Fame Game from Ohio, or Kentucky or something, proves that this will be the best season ever, said absolutely no NFL fan anywhere. "It's OK that the runn...

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Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Funny story: Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Fresh from admitting that she routinely referred to African-Americans as "n-words", Food Network Fry-cook Paula Deen acted like one this morning when the celebrity porker completely blew off a Today Show interview-- and the show's all-white cast is...

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Mobile Game Developer Can Upgrade From 'Lite' to Full Defense in Lawsuit, Says Supreme Court.

Funny story: Mobile Game Developer Can Upgrade From 'Lite' to Full Defense in Lawsuit, Says Supreme Court.

In a bold and self-congratulatory move, a group of mobile gaming enthusiasts have sued Novio, the developer of the Angry Fowl series, for $50 million dollars, according to papers filed in New York Federal Court today. According to the suit, Novio...

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NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

Funny story: NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned. "We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...

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NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

Funny story: NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault." Unnamed sources close to NFL scapegoat-finder / Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he will be issuing a statement tomorrow blaming the shitty play of the cornerbacks and safet...

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Former Eagles Coach Andy Reid is Danny Ozark With Bigger Tits

Funny story: Former Eagles Coach Andy Reid is Danny Ozark With Bigger Tits

Andy Reid is (former Phillies Manager) Danny Ozark with a different-shaped ball. And huge, pendulous boobs. I am So SICK of hearing that Andy Reid is the winningest coach in Eagles' history. That speaks more to longevity than accomplishment.  Fred Bruney has a perfect winning record as Eagles coach, he never lost a game. Want him back? Rich Kotite has a better post-season win/loss record...

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H&R Block Offers Tips To Victims Of Sandy: Be More Absorbent!

Funny story: H&R Block Offers Tips To Victims Of Sandy: Be More Absorbent!

Not wanting to come in second place to Hurricane Sandy in terms of financial ruination and victimization of the down-trodden, tax-hiccup H&R Block begins its two-pronged ritualized cozening of its clients with Emerald Advance AND their latest edu...

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Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault. 1) Browbeating Jersey Shore cast members and Jersey Mike's via Twitter isn't the same as actually helping fellow New Jerseyans.  2) I wish I was as motivated to be a community advocate and humanitarian even if there weren't flattened houses in my neighborhood. That's a character defect I intend to rectify.  3)...

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If Hurricane Sandy Kills, The Blood Will Be On TV Weather Reporters' Hands

Funny story: If Hurricane Sandy Kills, The Blood Will Be On TV Weather Reporters' Hands

If Hurricane Sandy causes death in the next two days, God forbid, TV meteorologists will have blood on their hands. "Catastrophic damage," "historic," "worst-case scenario": Death and destruction all but guaranteed to all within broadcast range. For a week in 2011, you told us how Hurricane Irene was to deliver us the End of Days, and she turned out to be nothing special. And now people a...

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Studio Goes On The Offensive: "Our Prinzzess is NOT Latino, No Offense To Our Housekeeping Staff."

Funny story: Studio Goes On The Offensive: "Our Prinzzess is NOT Latino, No Offense To Our Housekeeping Staff."

A young upstart animation studio whose first full-length feature is set to release Friday is going on the offensive, fighting back against charges that their Princess is Latina. In an early morning press release, Prinzzess Studiozz explains that...

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A Brief Procedural History Of The Grace Lee Right-to-die Case, Written As An R-Rated Play For Second Graders.

Funny story: A Brief Procedural History Of The Grace Lee Right-to-die Case, Written As An R-Rated Play For Second Graders.

A BRIEF PROCEDURAL HISTORY OF THE GRACE LEE CASE, WRITTEN AS AN R-RATED PLAY FOR SECOND-GRADERS. Grace: Kill me. Grace's parents: No, it's a sin. Grace: Fuck you. Kill me. Grace's parents: No, you'll burn in Hell, forever. Grace: Fuck you, I'll ask a Judge. Grace: Judge, let 'em kill me. Grace's parents: No, don't, Judge. it's a sin. Judge: Fuck you. Doctors? Kill her.

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Three Huzzahs and Three 'Fuck You's for the Season Premiere of Sons Of Anarchy.

Funny story: Three Huzzahs and Three 'Fuck You's for the Season Premiere of Sons Of Anarchy.

Three Huzzahs and Three 'F--k You's for the Season Premiere of Sons Of Anarchy.  HUZZAH - Casting Jimmy Smitt's real-life wife Wanda De Jesus (pictured). Ladies and gentlemen, that picture was taken when Ms. De Jesus was 54. YUM! And, yes, @nicole, I know she looks like my mother. Like that doesn't creep me out.  HUZZAH- Harold Perrineau, one of my top-5 favorite actors ever (wheelchair guy...

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Three Huzzahs and Three 'F--k You's for Sons Of Anarchy.

Funny story: Three Huzzahs and Three 'F--k You's for Sons Of Anarchy.

Three Huzzahs and Three 'F--k You's for the Season Premiere of Sons Of Anarchy.  HUZZAH - Casting Jimmy Smitt's real-life wife Wanda De Jesus (pictured). Ladies and gentlemen, that picture was taken when Ms. De Jesus was 54. YUM! And, yes, @nicole, I know she looks like my mother. Like that doesn't creep me out.  HUZZAH- Harold Perrineau, one of my top-5 favorite actors ever (wheelchair guy...

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11th Anniversary of 9/11: Why Don't You Know About The South Tower Four?

Funny story: 11th Anniversary of 9/11: Why Don't You Know About The South Tower Four?

On this, the 11th Anniversary Of 9/11, I wonder; why don't you know that, despite Stairwell A in the South Tower of the World Trade Center being intact after the plane crash, only four people above the impact site used it to escape.  Four. Out of approximately 500. Because the story isn't sexy, and it casts a bad light upon those who we've canonized as heroes.  Indeed, only 20 people esc...

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MCA Sabotages Beasties, Estate With Hand-Written Codicil To Will

Funny story: MCA Sabotages Beasties, Estate With Hand-Written Codicil To Will

Here's why The Beastie Boys are suing Monster: So THEY don't get sued by MCA's estate, because THEY violated the terms set forth in his Will. Everybody's a fucking attorney, right? Fuck all the school, training and hard work it takes: Throw a cou...

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Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

Funny story: Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

H&R Block Drop A Bat-Grenade Down Their Own Pants. Again. Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed.  The tacky, babyshit-green Corporate Offices Of Kafkaesqu...

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Retail Theory 101: We Deliver Great Customer Service. So, Please Wipe Your Ass With Our Merchandise. Part 1.

Funny story: Retail Theory 101: We Deliver Great Customer Service. So, Please Wipe Your Ass With Our Merchandise. Part 1.

The current state of retail customer service in the United States is such that one can go into any retail chain in the country, take a shit on the floor in the middle of the Seasonal section, and the Store Manager will feel obligated to bring you a Wet-Nap.* The answer, BTW? Ames, Bradlees, Caldor, Cornet, Gemci, G. C. Murphy, Rite-Aid, H.L.Greens, Hudson Brothers, Eckerds, Korvettes, J.G. McCrory...

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