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Store Wars - Episode Three - Revenge of the Spar

Funny story: Store Wars - Episode Three - Revenge of the Spar

After last week's revelation that Chaka Khan has bought budget Supermarket ASDA, the supermarket world hit back today lowering their petrol prices 5p below ASDA's cheap price of just 97.9p per litre. But Convenience giants Spar have gone one step...

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Glenn Miller Found!

Funny story: Glenn Miller Found!

American Big Band Leader, Glenn Miller who has been presumed dead and missing since Christmas 1944 has turned up in a Midlands Supermarket Now aged a whopping 106, Swinging Glenn was found in his original plane under the pertrol station in a branc...

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Midsomer Murders She Wrote?

Funny story: Midsomer Murders She Wrote?

Finally 13 Years and Hundreds of Murders, The Police Send the "Detective Squad" into Midsomer, A Sleepy County north of Oxfordshire, DCI Barnaby has been killed, and now The Chief Superintendant for Midsomer has sent in his new secret weapon Eight of the Finest Detectives recruited from around the world to solve and sort out Midsomers Problems, Leading them is - Lt Coloumbo recruited from t...

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Store Wars - Episode Two - Attack of the Chaka

Funny story: Store Wars - Episode Two - Attack of the Chaka

The Supermarket Chain, ASDA has successfully been taken over by the formerly mysterious consortium, CNN News can now reveal who the mystery Shareholder is Legendary Disco Diva and all round Bodacious Babe, Chaka Khan has purchased 64% of the share...

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Store Wars - Episode One - The Phantom Menace

Funny story: Store Wars - Episode One - The Phantom Menace

CNN (Corb News Network) Can Reveal that supermarket chain ASDA's shares have soared this evening as a takeover bid has been placed by an unknown consortium. A Spokesperson from Asda, Mr Barry DeLeargo from their Great Bridge Branch stated. "A G...

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A McMahon in Every Corner!

Funny story: A McMahon in Every Corner!

Tonights Triple Threat Match live from the Bristol Silverdome is going to be a slobberknocker, Three Men destined to become Prime Minister and more importantly the WWE UK Champion. But The Corb News Network can reveal today that there will be a Mcmah...

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