1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
2. Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?
3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no on...
Los Angeles: Demi Lovato (yes, that girl who dresses as bee in Sonny with a Chance) was found pleading for mercy in the court after she got sued for ruining the hearing power of several young tweens around the world.
Her 'songs', as she calls the...
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