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Sun makes unreserved apology!

Funny story: Sun makes unreserved apology!

The Sun newspaper has today printed an unreserved apology to Liverpool Football Club, relatives of the 96 victims of the Hillsborough tragedy, and all other decent honest people. The front page consisted entirely of the headline "WE LIED! WE ARE...

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Pope Denounces Archeological Find

Funny story: Pope Denounces Archeological Find

His devine holiness the Pope has denounced the latest archeological find from the Middle East. Archeologists were on a dig in Jerusalem when they came across something of global importance. Professor Ziegul Schidt of the Pidgeon Institute in F...

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Boris's Cock Missing!

Funny story: Boris's Cock Missing!

Amazing events in London as it has been alleged Boris Johnson's cock has been kidnapped. Boris went to release his cock for its normal morning stretch and found it missing. After calling in the Police, scene of crime officers have carried out a th...

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New Harry Potter Book Confirmed

Funny story: New Harry Potter Book Confirmed

Rumours surrounding a new Harry Potter book have been doing the rounds for some time. Today J. K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books announced that, due to overwhelming public requests (and a big fine) there will be a new chapter in Harry's li...

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Secret Space Base Revealed

Funny story: Secret Space Base Revealed

Ex government minister Cecil Parkinson, the wrinkly old Tory who was caught firing his spodge up his secretary Sara Keays, has revealed that the government established a secret base on Mars during the 1982 Falklands War. According to our Cess, "Ma...

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Peter Andre in new love triangle twist

Funny story: Peter Andre in new love triangle twist

Rumours are circulating regarding a love triangle between Peter Andre, Susan Boyle and ex-Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona, famous for her love of large quantities of frozen foods and fad diets. According to our sources Peter was caught climbing out of...

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