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Funny story: Chris Huhne is not in jail, but "hiding out"

Chris Huhne is not in jail, but "hiding out"

The Daily Maul reports that a lifelong friend of Chris Huhne appeared in court in his stead, earlier this month, and is now serving the sentence intended for Huhne. Huhne is now believed to be have been hiding in the dusty and deserted House of Commo...

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Funny story: The Big Freeze, or How I Learned to Love Big Oil

The Big Freeze, or How I Learned to Love Big Oil

This January of 2051 marks the 30th anniversary of the start of the "Big Freeze" which began in the winter of 2020-21. We know now, and have known for more than two decades, that it was the misguided campaign of "Big Green" in the late 20th century and early this century which led to this near-catastrophe for the world. Only this week, The International Panel for Carbon Combustion (IPCC) publis...

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Funny story: Al Gore Volunteers To Cap BP Gulf Gusher

Al Gore Volunteers To Cap BP Gulf Gusher

Al Gore, distraught after separating from his wife Tipper, has reached a "Tipping Point" in his life, the Spoof can reveal. In an exclusive interview, the veteran politician and climate campaigner says that he fears he will never find his "Holy Grail...

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Funny story: Iraq's "Weapons of Mass Destruction" found on eBay

Iraq's "Weapons of Mass Destruction" found on eBay

Alert CIA officers have discovered the missing Iraqi missiles being advertised for sale on the internet marketplace eBay. The existence of the missiles was hotly disputed before and after the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 by a coalition of forces in...

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Funny story: UK Weather Office Develops New Forecasting Tools

UK Weather Office Develops New Forecasting Tools

In a press release issued today, the Weather Office announced that it is planning to provide additional weather data for it's £33 million supercomputer, known affectionately as "Deep Depression". The Weather Office provides both weather and clim...

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Funny story: SpoofGate: Climate Scientists Put Poor Spoof Writers Out of Work

SpoofGate: Climate Scientists Put Poor Spoof Writers Out of Work

"They're taking the bread out of our mouths!" says Spoof journalist Pullmi Legg, founder of the Writers, Anecdotalists, Naysayers, Kick-arsers, Egocentrics and Recidivists Society (WANKERS). He's issued the following statement about his reasons for giving up writing for Spoof. "For years we've been taking the piss out of these myopic truth-benders and their exaggerated alarmist claims, but late...

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Funny story: Spoof Authors Urged to Recycle & Save The Planet

Spoof Authors Urged to Recycle & Save The Planet

Following a landmark Supreme Court ruling, the APA (Anecdotal Protection Agency) has declared that satire is a literary pollutant, and will introduce satirical quotas for all authors and large publishers. The presenter of the popular satirical tel...

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Funny story: UK Independence Party Holds Secret Meeting of Executive Committee

UK Independence Party Holds Secret Meeting of Executive Committee

UKIP has convened a secret meeting of the party's executive committee in a beach hut in Morecambe. UKIP National Secretary Britony Albion agreed to talk to this reporter on the seafront. "We wanted to hold the meeting as far away from Europe as p...

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Funny story: The "Sun" abandons print run halfway through

The "Sun" abandons print run halfway through

The Sun newspaper had to stop printing last night when the press ran out of asterisks. Angry Sun readers jammed the switchboard and a large noisy crowd gathered outside the Wapping headquarters early this morning, demanding to know if the paper would...

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Funny story: Giant Plug Found at Bottom of Pacific Ocean

Giant Plug Found at Bottom of Pacific Ocean

Marine biologists have found a giant plug at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, in the Marianas Trench. The researchers, in their deep submersible, were not particularly surprised when they spotted an enormous chain snaking across the muddy bottom.

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Funny story: Huge Glacier Disappears in Norway

Huge Glacier Disappears in Norway

A huge glacier has disappeared without trace in northern Norway. "It was there last autumn" explained Norwegian geologist Lööf Lîrpa, calling from his log cabin inside the Arctic circle. "It's dark all day here in the winter, and we were all t...

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Funny story: New Study Suggests News Climate Is Warming

New Study Suggests News Climate Is Warming

A new study suggests that the IPCC is losing 10% of it's credibility mass every month, and could have completely disappeared by Christmas. "It's shrinking faster that we thought" said Anthony Watts the renowned skeptical blogger, who led a small...

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