London, UK - A pub named after Prince Andrew has been described as a crappy watering hole by a witness in the NYC Jeffrey Epstein case. The litigant said The Duke of York in London’s Barking, Isle of Dogs, was a real shithole just like the eponymo...
ARIES: Your ruler Mars is behind those rash decisions about last year’s part-finished contraceptive gel, a good time to flush out bad vibes with a visit to the nearest douche bar for a well earned intimate steam clean. TAURUS: Climate change conti...
Tehran, Iran - “Bin Bags Calls Her Mommy,” Iran’s Supreme Leader said today in a heated FarsiBook rant, as controversial pictures of Saudi rubbish-king-in-waiting Mohammed Bin Bags Salman went viral on the web. The circa 2001 images show a Riyadh...
Balimmoral Castle, Scotland - (Rotters): His Roil Highness Prince Jeffrey Epstein was inaugurated into the Most Ancient and Noble Order of the Gutter** in a lavish royal Scottish ceremony according to investiture documents published this weekend.
New York City, NY - (Cheapskates): Low income New Yorkers traveling on half-price MetroCards will soon be herded into using newly-installed subway train poor doors, according to a City Hole press release. The roll-out of Mayor Bill de Blasio’s mas...
Rome, Italy - The Pope is reportedly making a bomb on the Vatican website through selling carbon offset indulgences to jet-setting eco celebs. These include voluntary donations to a holy carbon capture fund which guarantees safe RIPs to heaven in...
London, UK - (Blighty News): An accounting irregularity at the UK’s Lucky Dip HQ is being blamed for paying out a grossly inflated lottery win to Harry, Britain’s self-styled Prince of Thieves. Auditors at the weekly electronic raffle said today t...
Creepy Hollow, New York - (Fore! Play News): Convicted predatory sex monster, Jeffrey Epstein, who died in a Manhattan jail cell this weekend, reportedly scored his best-ever hit at one of President Trump’s famous putting greens, according to files...
Balmoral, Scotland - (McHaggis Times): A bankrupt Ukrainian former yellowcake mining mogul has been sent packing from Balmoral Castle following a police raid on Grouse Cottage in the royal estate’s Muckadder slopes. Arkady Chernobylblastov, 69, ha...
London, UK - The return of frisking truck drivers who cross the Irish border into Northern Ireland is being welcomed by UK drug squad interests which blame abolition of Stop N Search checkpoints for years of cheapskate, substandard EU weed. Under...
Abderdeenshire, Scotland - “She could go up in a puff of smoke,” a Royal Deeside fire chief said today amid news that Queen Elizardbirth has been told to pack in her nocturnal fags while vacationing at Balmoral Castle. The ageing Victorian Scottis...
Washington DC - (HotStuff): “Some like it hot!” President Grump tweeted this morning as he blamed predecessor Barack Obama for fucking up the West Wing’s air con to suit his tropical tastes. The latest rant comes amid reports that White House mech...
New York, NY - (Reuterus): Face masks are being issued by Mile High Airways after air con swab tests revealed Club Class passengers’ coughing and sneezing is down to soaring levels of sperm. Technicians discovered billions of sperm colony-forming...
Riyadh, Sordid Arabia - (Rotters): Suspicions were first aroused about his majesty’s roots at a 1999 genealogy conference about Arab foreign relations. Speakers from the Yemeni governorate of the Hadhramaut, part of the historical Qu’aiti and Kath...
Washington DC - Latest transcripts of declassified material from the Obama years have been released - and shed some light on the former first couple’s eight-year reign. Here the Spoof website’s counter-intelligence sources can now reveal some of m...
Washington DC - (Troll Ops): More controversy raged on Capitol Hill tonight as Donald Trump fans upped the ante in the presidential racism spat. Suspected Trumpissts on the WhatKindaAsshole.com online opinion tool took a victory lap for sliming Co...
Washington DC - (Lunatics): A nine-year-old girl from London was the first human on the moon according to declassified US state secrets behind the Apollo 11 hoax. It sent President Richard Nixon apocalyptic with rage as the landing news reached t...
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