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Funny story: Computer Hacker To Be New Bitcoin Face

Computer Hacker To Be New Bitcoin Face

Cyberspace - (HashCash): The Chief Cashier to the United Snakes Treasury is to feature as the Bitcoin craptocurrency’s new emblem. A blockdrain-generated face of techno-anarchist Twinkle Toss will front the vulture fund’s new public window in trib...

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Funny story: Epstein, Swinestein, The Pervs Just Keep Coming

Epstein, Swinestein, The Pervs Just Keep Coming

New York City, NY - (ReUterus): Emergency flack jackets have been issued to members of the New York Barr Association ahead of predicted fallout in NYC’s latest perversion of justice case. A claque of former lawyers and publicists for convicted ju...

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Funny story: Three Daft Things About Jeremy Hunt

Three Daft Things About Jeremy Hunt

London, UK - (Rioters): Prime Ministerial contender Jeremy Hunt has been grilled by Spoof website reporters about being the next gaffer after Theresa May. The wide-ranging rant kicked off with his wet dream of a new turd runway at Heathrow Airport...

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Funny story: Ayatollah’s Rice Pudding Recipe ‘May Contain Nuts’

Ayatollah’s Rice Pudding Recipe ‘May Contain Nuts’

Tehran, Iran - (Pisstarchios): Iran’s President Rouhani is in the doghouse after an outbreak of allergic convulsions at a recent state dinner was traced to ‘something truly horrid ‘ in the dessert course. Guests complained that Sholezard, a tradit...

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Funny story: Attorney General Recusal As Epstein-Barr Goes Viral

Attorney General Recusal As Epstein-Barr Goes Viral

New York City, NY - (Teenage Glandular Secretions): There is feverish internet speculation tonight amid claims of a Justice Department stitch-up, after convicted serial pervert, Jeffrey Epstein, was busted at his swanky Upper East Side home. The...

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Funny story: Plenty Of Trump Haters Now Think James Comey Sucks

Plenty Of Trump Haters Now Think James Comey Sucks

Washington AC/DC - Despite the millions of valid reasons to loathe Donald Trump, his firing of FBI chief James Comey was actually a pretty fine slam dunk. That’s the upshot of a recent opinion survey that’s rated slippery-slimy Comey as a mendacio...

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Funny story: Barr Bar Hacked Veep

Barr Bar Hacked Veep

Washington DC, USA - (Gone Phishing): A DC watering hole popular with Justice officials and top brass politicians is being probed about its dodgy in-house wifi. Last Chance Saloon, famous for tequila slammers and sloe comfortable screws, is being...

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Funny story: Mohammed Bin Bags Would Be Rubbish King

Mohammed Bin Bags Would Be Rubbish King

Dire Straits Of Hormuz, Arabian Gulf: Prince Mohammed should be sent to landfill somewhere in the Shit Al-Arab, according to a straw poll of 1,000 camel herders charged with recycling royal crap. The latest briefing complains that the Saudis’ hai...

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Funny story: ‘Not My Type’, Says Trump, ‘She Was Still Breathing!’

‘Not My Type’, Says Trump, ‘She Was Still Breathing!’

Washington AC/DC - President Trump has strenuously denied reports of a sexual assault on a female journo at a New York department store circa 1990. Speaking to reporters at a White House briefing the president dismissed the allegation as a massive...

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Funny story: London Jewel Heist Cops Probe Palace Bling

London Jewel Heist Cops Probe Palace Bling

London, UK - A $50m stolen jewellery trail from a City of London heist is suspected of having been fenced into eager royal hands. The 2015 Hatton Garden theft saw a gang of professional safecrackers tunnel their way into a jewellery shop’s undergr...

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Funny story: Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman Is A Lardarse Says Fatwa

Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman Is A Lardarse Says Fatwa

Shat-al-Arab, Middle East - (Blubber Mess): The Grand Mufti has issued a fatwa informing the people that the super-plus sized princeling is one big fat jerk. The proclamation comes after Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman tipped the scales at more than...

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Funny story: Carrie On Boris As New PM Stars In Movie Classic

Carrie On Boris As New PM Stars In Movie Classic

London, UK - (What-a-Carrie-on-Mess): Incoming British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is to star in a new Pinewood Studios classic about the perils of mismatched coupling in the internet dating age. Carrie On Boris will see the new PM rework a 1970...

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Funny story: Spot Checks Ordered As Uncircumcised Druids Banned From Stonehenge

Spot Checks Ordered As Uncircumcised Druids Banned From Stonehenge

Stonehenge, UK - (Spotty Ass Mess): Confusion reigns ahead of Friday’s Stonehenge Summer Solstice commemorations following a suspected outbreak of neolithic genital herpes among local Druid folk. The annual parade is traditionally marked by the d...

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Funny story: Pyongyang Manicure Academy Fungal Nail Outbreak Latest

Pyongyang Manicure Academy Fungal Nail Outbreak Latest

North Korea - (Trotters): President Kim Jong-Un’s personal security detail has been quarantined indefinitely in Pyongyang this week following an outbreak of the lethal Onychomycosis strain. The microbial infection is notorious for spreading a smel...

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Funny story: Tories Looking For New Dealer

Tories Looking For New Dealer

London, UK - (Snorting Mess): Conservatives must appoint a new Narcotic Business Secretary following the collapse of the government’s flagshit Brexit New Deal Strategy which left ministers exposed as a bunch of crack-peddling tossers in hock to Donal...

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Funny story: Theresa May Channels Two Fried Eggs In The Gloaming

Theresa May Channels Two Fried Eggs In The Gloaming

London, UK - (DroopyTitz Mess): Outgoing UK Prime Monster Theresa May flashed her saggy boobs tonight in a bondage tranny frockhorror at the Trump state banquet. Looking visibly stung into obsolescence by backstabbing Tory ex-colleagues Mrs May cu...

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Funny story: Donald Trump State Dinner Gave Queen Heartburn

Donald Trump State Dinner Gave Queen Heartburn

London, UK - (Rioters): “We feared Trump slipped her some sort of mickey finn,” a Palace surgeon said as flunkies reported seeing a suspicious fiery Mexican chilli floating in HM’s glass of champagne. Elizabeth looked visibly sickened following th...

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