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Don Jr A Sucker For Mother-In-Law’s Eyebrow Pomade

Funny story: Don Jr A Sucker For Mother-In-Law’s Eyebrow Pomade

New York, NYC - (Kompromat Mess): The President’s son Don Junior is coming in for a lot of flak after pictures of his gelled-up eyebrows went viral on the net. Junior, 69, was papped outside Pa’s Trumpino Bambino Towers condo this weekend, a smear...

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Movie Outs Michael As King Of Poop

Funny story: Movie Outs Michael As King Of Poop

Hollywood, Ca - (Ass Mess): A new film about King Michael says he wiped his arse on the criminal justice system and dumped all over the constitution of the United Snakes. Shot on location at an LA propofol factory the hour-long docu-drama examines...

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Tranmere Rovers Fans Pissed At LGBT Spat

Funny story: Tranmere Rovers Fans Pissed At LGBT Spat

Tranmere, UK - (Lardarse Mess): A campaign targeting Merseyside football club Tranmere Rovers is pissed off at daft political correctness after fans’ nicknames were branded LGBT crap. Affectionately known as the Trannies, the Prenton Park, Birken...

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Trans Fats Suspected Behind LGBT Smear

Funny story: Trans Fats Suspected Behind LGBT Smear

London, UK - (Lardarse Mess): A controversial government paper is being blamed for outrage among Britain’s LGBT community after linking non-binaries’ obesity with orally-ingested** trans fats. Researchers say the artificially-engineered dietary l...

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Don’t Worry About Missing Sex Files, Pope Is Told, Bob Mueller Has A Copy

Funny story: Don’t Worry About Missing Sex Files, Pope Is Told, Bob Mueller Has A Copy

Rome, Italy - (Reuters): “Phew, Your Eminence,” the Pontifical Attorney for the Holy Spanish Inquisition said today as a Vatican conference on sex abuse ‘laughed itself silly’ on hearing the Pope’s predecessors had systematically destroyed abuse arc...

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Dollis Hill Residents Branded ‘Garbage’, ‘Nazis’ & Now ‘Perverts’

Funny story: Dollis Hill Residents Branded ‘Garbage’, ‘Nazis’ & Now ‘Perverts’

Dollis Hill, Isle of Dogs - (Barking): “It’s just local estate agents talking up the neighbourhood,” a reporter on the North London Argus Bargus said today after the property column published its annual report about the leafy residential enclave of...

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Heavily Pregnant Meghan ‘Should Be Allowed To Return To UK’

Funny story: Heavily Pregnant Meghan ‘Should Be Allowed To Return To UK’

New York, NYC - (ReUterus): “A lot of people should have sympathy for me,” Meghan said today during a NYC self-publicity trip as pals claimed she was being ‘treated worse than the Nazis’ in charge of Buckingham Palace. Billed as a golden showers...

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Blackface Jibe As Don Trump Jr Beard Microblading Fails

Funny story: Blackface Jibe As Don Trump Jr Beard Microblading Fails

New York, NYC - President Trump’s son Donald Jr is in the doghouse, a Downtown tattooist said today, after pics of his disastrous beard microblading cock-up went viral on the web. Trump Jr, 69, had sought treatment for an embarrassing bald patch w...

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New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

Funny story: New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

Mexico/Texas Border, USA - A new US pact with the El Trumpino Bambino cartel has been proposed by the White House, to upgrade the quality of contraband Mexican narcotics. Under the proposed treaty - the Donald Trump Mexican Wall Act 2019 - US Fe...

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Putin Told Trump James Comey Would Be Next POTUS

Funny story: Putin Told Trump James Comey Would Be Next POTUS

Washington - (Rotters): The former FBI Director was fired by Donald Trump because a top secret KGB intelligence report named James Comey as the most likely next President of the United States. Compiled by the heads of Russian, Chinese and Iranian...

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Pink Floyd Sue Donald Trump Over ‘The Wall’

Funny story: Pink Floyd Sue Donald Trump Over ‘The Wall’

Los Angeles, California - (Litigation Mess): A civil lawsuit filed this morning says President Trump has committed gross plagiarism in his claims to The Wall. Lawyers acting for former Pink Floyd band members allege Trump began abusing his presid...

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No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

Funny story: No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

London, UK - (Riotous): Tory Party compost heap gardeners are readying to bed down Downing Street’s half acre of splendid floribunda hybrid tease in anticipation of a summer wedding according to The Spoof’s man-with-the-hoe. The new follows recen...

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Princess Nutmeg ‘Is A Great-Grandma’ Palace Reveals

Funny story: Princess Nutmeg ‘Is A Great-Grandma’ Palace Reveals

London - (Reuterus): Born last night at London’s Royal Freak Hospital the bouncy eight-pounder is Nutmeg’s first official great-grandchild Palace** sources have said. A statement on its maternity website described Baby Bonnie as having been concei...

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Acting US Attorney General A Dead Ringer For Jeremy ‘World’s Hottest Felon’ Meeks

Funny story: Acting US Attorney General A Dead Ringer For Jeremy ‘World’s Hottest Felon’ Meeks

Washington DC - (Reuterus): President Trump’s acting US Attorney General Matthew Whitaker has a red-hot doppelgänger according to a flagship FBI facial recognition data dump harvested at The Spoof. Eminent Justice Department honcho Matthew Whitak...

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Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

Funny story: Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

New York, NYC - (Rotters): FBI agents are studying reports that a 2015 Manhattan-wide temporal lobotomy** triggered a former bigwig prosecutor’s unsolved drive-by shooting according to statements plagiarised from a Russian fake news site. This mo...

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Cruise Missiles Back At Greenham Common As Part Of Trump-UK Trade Pact

Funny story: Cruise Missiles Back At Greenham Common As Part Of Trump-UK Trade Pact

Washington DC - A post-Brexit US-UK trade deal will see the return to British soil of American cruise missiles, according to Spoof sources close to Mike Pompeo, President Trump’s trusty Secretary of Snakes. The deal is being thrashed out with Bri...

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Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Funny story: Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Tamper, Florida - (Rumpy-Dumpy News): Bob Mueller’s Rasher Inquiry took a dramatic new turn today with the arrest of an old mucker pal of President Don T Rump. Ex-GOP pork bellies peddler Roger Stoned got a 6am federal house call at his Tamper, F...

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Tory Knocking Shop Pimps Out Douchesse De Corbin

Funny story: Tory Knocking Shop Pimps Out Douchesse De Corbin

London - (Sassy Ass Mess): A Westminster purveyor of knobs and knocker knock-offs has rolled out its eagerly-anticipated 2019 brass neck collection from the revamped Douchesse de Corbin street door range. Douchesse is thought to have been named a...

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