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Missouri Cows Infect Two Iowa Bulls with a STD

Funny story: Missouri Cows Infect Two Iowa Bulls with a STD

Des Moines, Iowa -- Two Iowa bulls have been diagnosed with a venereal disease after a wild night of partying across the state line in Missouri. Iowa agricultural officials have placed the two hapless bulls under quarantine after they tested posit...

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University to Show Porn Film

Funny story: University to Show Porn Film

It was announced today by University officials that this year they will allow the showing of the porn movie "Disco Dolls in Hot Skin." "Disco Dolls in Hot Skin" is a kitshy 1977 porn film in 3-D that has a huge following in art house cinemas acros...

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Minnesota Woman Tries to Mail Puppy to Georgia

Funny story: Minnesota Woman Tries to Mail Puppy to Georgia

Just when you think the human race can't get any more stupid and you can't bear to read one more account of animal cruelty, a story like this emerges. A 39-year old resident of Minneapolis, Stacey Braindead, placed a puppy inside a box and took it...

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Judges Gone ... Will Same-Sex Marriage Be Next in Iowa?

Funny story: Judges Gone ... Will Same-Sex Marriage Be Next in Iowa?

Des Moines, Iowa -- In a history-making decision, nearly fifty-five percent of Iowa voters who went to the polls on November 2 voted to remove three Supreme Court justices who ruled with the majority to legalize same-sex marriage in Iowa. The camp...

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Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite: Eastern Iowa Infested

Funny story: Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite: Eastern Iowa Infested

THEY'RE BAA-AAACK!! "Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite" has taken on a whole new meaning as Eastern Iowa residents are sleeping with one eye open these nights. As if the beleagured residents haven't had enough problems with f...

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National Egg Council Blames Consumers

Funny story: National Egg Council Blames Consumers

Area 52, Arizona -- The National Egg Council announced today that it is the fault of the consumer that they have become ill from eating salmonella contaminated eggs. "Consumers are not cooking eggs properly. Directions clearly state that all eggs s...

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Warm Up the Ice Cubes: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Resident Battles the IceOrb

Miss Eula Ramer is the best cook in Hog Jaw, Arkansas. Although she is known far and wide for her feather-light tea biscuits and hogshead jelly, Miss Eula has a deep, dark secret: she has a penchant for acquiring cool, innovative kitchen gadgets. "The minute I seen the IceOrb I was gobsmacked," she said. "It was cute, funky, and I knew I absolutely had to have it now that the Iceman don't com...

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As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga, Episode 3: Pebbles Boyle Enters Susan's Search Contest

Funny story: As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga, Episode 3: Pebbles Boyle Enters Susan's Search Contest

Hello Again Good Humans! Pebbles Boyle here. I am happy to say that I have finally been released from rehab at The Priory and am feeling very much better. I have been using this time to reflect on what has gone wrong in my life over the past fourteen months and gain some insight. I have decided that it is time that I make something of myself. Being a pet is simply not enough. Imagine my...

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Let the Caterwauling Begin: Arizona Enacts Cat Leash Law

Funny story: Let the Caterwauling Begin: Arizona Enacts Cat Leash Law

Area 52, AZ -- Not content with arresting residents for driving while Mexican, the State of Arizona announced recently that it had enacted a cat leash law requiring all cats to be kept on a very short leash. "For too long cats have been allowed to...

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As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga, Episode 2: Pebbles Boyle Finally Speaks Out

Hello Good Humans! My name is Pebbles Boyle. I am an eleven year old Turkish Van cat formerly owned by singing sensation Susan Boyle who ruthlessly abandoned me to pursue the bitch goddess, Fame. I would like to tell you the sad "tail" as to how I wound up in rehab at a clinic here in London called The Priory. One fine sunny day early last summer I was out for a stroll on the streets of Bl...

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SuBo Fanatic Contracts White-Nose Syndrome

It was announced today by the Illinois Department of Natural Resources that all bat caves at the Apple River Canyon State Park in northeastern Jo Daviess County will be closed to public access until further notice due to the outbreak of a bat disease...

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As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga, Episode 1: The Boyle Family Implodes or O Brothers, Shut the F*** Up

The producers of the soap opera "As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga" announced today that filming of Episode One is to begin shortly. "Episode One, which will be called 'The Boyle Family Implodes or O Brothers, Shut the F*** Up,' will focus...

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Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, The Red Cult Is The Fairest Of Them All

Leaders of The Red Cult announced a new rule today which all members must follow or be banished from membership. This latest edict can be found in Volume 212, Chapter 17, page 1,704, Subsection 186, Paragraph 368a of the cult by-laws which are house...

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SuBo Fanatics Decide on Housewarming Gift

Funny story: SuBo Fanatics Decide on Housewarming Gift

After weeks of debate and internal wrangling, members of The Red Cult have finally decided upon a housewarming gift for Susan: a lovely pink and red striped daylily variety called 'Wild Haggis', named after the animal indigenous to Scotland. This...

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As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga

London -- The producers of Masterpiece Theatre Classic announced plans today to produce a new series entitled 'As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga.' "We have never done this genre of drama before, but we feel a story ripped from today's he...

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SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt

Funny story: SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt

Contrary to popular belief, the Wild Haggis (Haggis scoticus) is neither a mythical creature nor extinct. Although nearly hunted to the verge of extinction, a colony of this shy and reclusive creature has retreated to the banks of the River Almond a...

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SuBo Museum Holds Grand Opening

Thousands of Susan Boyle fans from all over the world have arrived in Area 52 for the Grand Opening Ceremony of the Museum-For-All-Things-Susan (M.F.A.T.S.). "These ladies are unfreakingbelievable," said one area resident. "They absolutely refu...

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Le Retard the Humourless Declared a Saint

Appalled by recent events in London when an individual known as LeRetard was ordered beheaded by a special session of the Council of the Star Chamber held by Team Purple, a press release was issued today by a spokesperson representing The Red Cult, a...

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