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Slim Everdingle Sits Down With Vladimir Putin After Helsinki

Funny story: Slim Everdingle Sits Down With Vladimir Putin After Helsinki

BILLINGSGATE POST: Intrepid crack reporter Slim Everdingle sits down with Vladimir Putin in an interview that captures the attention of millions of viewers throughout the World who are anxious to hear first hand what was said behind closed doors in...

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The Three Stooges (Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey) Meet FrankenTrump

Funny story: The Three Stooges (Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey) Meet FrankenTrump

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gathering of fools, it is hard to beat The Three Stooges for harmless idiocy. So when the newest rendition of this slapstick threesome, who entertained kids at matinees back in the 50’s, was formed last year, there were many...

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Robert Mueller In Full Feather Boa To Commemorate J Edgar Hoover

Funny story: Robert Mueller In Full Feather Boa To Commemorate J Edgar Hoover

BILLINGSGATE POST: For those who recall reading about former FBI Director J Edgar Hoover's much rumored passion for lady's fashions, pictures of Special Counsel Robert Mueller in a full feather boa may prove to be too much. Newly revealed photos...

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Pamela Anderson Blows the Whistle on Julian Assange: Exclusive

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Blows the Whistle on Julian Assange: Exclusive

BILLINGSGATE POST: From information compiled from Deep State sources within the clandestine world of the CIA, NSA and FBI, a story that has the Beltway buzzing appeared in the recent disclosures by Inspector General Michael Horowitz that James Comey...

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Trump Orders That All Separated Children Have Gums Painted Purple

Funny story: Trump Orders That All Separated Children Have Gums Painted Purple

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the sky was much darker than usual over the White House, possibly because it was 4:00 AM Tuesday morning. The President, his mood even blacker than the sky, had been up all night. Angry that he had been blistered by R...

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Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro

Funny story: Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the renowned cannibalistic psychiatrist and sometime taxidermist, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week describing how he mounted Robert De Niro prior to...

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Chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon Team Killed While Performing Face Lift

Funny story: Chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon Team Killed While Performing Face Lift

BILLINGSGATE POST: How can anyone forget the story about the couple who were viciously attacked by two chimps while innocently eating cake with their son Moe, celebrating his 39th birthday. Moe, who was an iconoclast by nature, shared living quarter...

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A Requiem For Muttley

Funny story: A Requiem For Muttley

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story will make dog lovers cry. Those old enough might remember the movie classic, "Lassie Come Home," which starred then youngsters, Roddy McDowall and Elizabeth Taylor and Lassie. It was a tear jerker story about a poor bo...

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Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

BILLINGSGATE POST: While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival work...

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Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed

Funny story: Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Finally finding religion after turning tricks for the past seven years, Irena Klavisvoka says that she now regrets peeing on the bed once slept in by Barack and Michelle Obama. “We were just romping around like school girls, an...

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Ivanka Receives North Korean Trademark For "McMuttleys" Dog Burger Franchise

Funny story: Ivanka Receives North Korean Trademark For "McMuttleys" Dog Burger Franchise

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Wall Street Journal reported today that Trump would not answer questions pertaining to a North Korean trademark awarded for the exclusive franchise rights to the new dog burger franchise named "McMuttleys." After taking co...

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Putin's Revenge: How He Wired Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece

Funny story: Putin's Revenge: How He Wired Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece

BILLINGSGATE POST: If albino raccoons could talk, this might be a story that would raise eyebrows in Washington: Ever since Davy Crockett skinned a raccoon and placed its fur on top his head, this animal has provided men of the frontier with war...

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Revolving Fire Hydrants In NYC Causing Dogs To Fall Into Their Own Urine

Funny story: Revolving Fire Hydrants In NYC Causing Dogs To Fall Into Their Own Urine

BILLINGSGATE POST: When Mayor De Blasio ordered City Park Superintendent, Detrick "Dirty Tricks" Detwiler, to replace all of the old fire hydrants along Fifth Avenue and Central Park, he had no idea of the uproar this would cause. Because he though...

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Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"

Funny story: Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E Mueller, after once again having to listen to the echo of the melodious MEEP MEEP! bouncing off the giant arms of the Saguaro cacti that populate the Sonoran Desert, threw his coyote arms up in disgust as he snatched a flee...

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Little Wilmer Loses Dog Diarrhea Record To Poozle, A Female Beagle

Funny story: Little Wilmer Loses Dog Diarrhea Record To Poozle, A Female Beagle

BILLINGSGATE POST: You have probably heard the phrase, "faster than pizza going through a dog." Well, students from a high school in Denver, Colorado concocted a science project to find out how fast that was; an experiment where they tracked how lo...

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TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks

Funny story: TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks

WARNING: THIS STORY IS DESIGNATED TOP SECRET: It was found hidden in the socks of Valerie Jarrett as she was leaving the National Archives. BILLINGSGATE POST (Dateline March 25, 2012) From the ramparts of Observation Point Ouellette, the c...

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Wile E Mueller Takes Direct Hit To Head: ACME Anvil Stock Up 120 Percent

Funny story: Wile E Mueller Takes Direct Hit To Head: ACME Anvil Stock Up 120 Percent

BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere in the Sonoran Desert, just South of East Jesus, a campfire twickers in the early dusk. And the languid cowboy, Slim Everdingle, limply strums a melancholy tune on his Gibson guitar celebrating the turn of events that be...

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Trump Confesses: “Stormy....Best Sex I Never Had.”

Funny story: Trump Confesses: “Stormy....Best Sex I Never Had.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: In 1990, the New York Post’s famous headline blared that Donald Trump’s ex-wife Marla Maple proclaimed the future president “the best sex I’ve ever had.” What the story conveniently omitted, perhaps by choice, is that Marla was a...

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Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
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