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Funny story: U.N. Imposes Sanctions on Libya

U.N. Imposes Sanctions on Libya

UNITED NATIONS -- The U.N. Security Council moved as a powerful block to try to halt Libyan leader Muammar al-Qaddafi's deadly crackdown on protesters, slapping him, his five children and 10 top associates with a harshly worded letter filled with emp...

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Funny story: Israeli Parliament Denounces US Settlement Plans

Israeli Parliament Denounces US Settlement Plans

The Knesset on Friday expressed regret at US plans to build new homes before considering a freeze, calling the move counter-productive to efforts to launch immigration reform and land return negotiations. Knesset spokesman Giora Pordes spoke after s...

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Funny story: Arizona's New Training Plan for Cops

Arizona's New Training Plan for Cops

Arizona released it's new training program which is designed to instruct cops on how to enforce the new anti-illegal immigration statutes without actually arresting illegal immigrants. A video and supporting course work has been sent to Arizona po...

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Funny story: EU Bans Selling Eggs by the Dozen

EU Bans Selling Eggs by the Dozen

UK consumers are no longer allowed to buy eggs by the dozen under new laws implemented by the EU. Eggs, fruit, bread, rolls donuts, crumpets and ­other products must be sold by weight instead of by number. England has been exempt from this confusing...

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Funny story: Administration Advisor: Jihad is a 'Legitimate Tenet of Islam'

Administration Advisor: Jihad is a 'Legitimate Tenet of Islam'

John Brennan, Obama's top counter-terrorism adviser, called jihad a "legitimate tenet of Islam," and further argued the term "jihadists" should not be used to describe the jihadists that are America's enemies. At Center for Strategic and Internat...

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Funny story: Rogue Black Holes May Roam Our Galaxy

Rogue Black Holes May Roam Our Galaxy

Hundreds of black holes left over from the early universe may wander the Milky Way, according to new calculations. These rogue black holes are thought to have originally lurked at the centers of tiny, low-mass brains. Over billions of years, relat...

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Funny story: Federal Government Tells Texas Authorities To Be On Alert For Somalian Terrorists

Federal Government Tells Texas Authorities To Be On Alert For Somalian Terrorists

Department Of Homeland (Illusion Of) Security officials have told Texas authorities to watch for members of Somalia based terrorist group who may be coming to Texas through the completely unsecured border with Mexico. The Government issued the ale...

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Funny story: US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Eric Holder admitted he did not read the Arizona immigration law. The mainstream media ignored this shocking admission. When it was pointed out to Holder that the Arizona law specifically prohibited the use of race as probable c...

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Funny story: A Law Enforcement Perspective on the Story of Cain and Able

A Law Enforcement Perspective on the Story of Cain and Able

Most of us are familiar with the story of Cain and Able from the Bible. Generally believed to be the tale of how Cain the elder slew his brother Able in a jealous/envious rage. This is commonly considered the first documented murder and the first documented crime of passion. For the most part we take this written testimony as the fact, not as evidence leading us to the facts. For the average pe...

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Funny story: New Bi-Partisan Commission The Only Way To Stop Flow Of Oil

New Bi-Partisan Commission The Only Way To Stop Flow Of Oil

WASHINGTON - Fire booms failed. So did a behemoth box, a secondary pipe to siphon leaking oil, and the EPA doesn't want BP using a EPA approved oil dispersant to minimize environmental damage from oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico miles below the...

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Funny story: Illegal Immigrants Forced To Migrate By Strict Documentation Requirements

Illegal Immigrants Forced To Migrate By Strict Documentation Requirements

Immigrants south of the border are fleeing Mexico due to a 2009 law Mexican President Calderon signed making it a crime with steep penalties to not have proper immigration documents while in the country of Mexico, and upholding even stricter Mexican...

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Funny story: Olympics Gold For The Shiftless Youngster

Olympics Gold For The Shiftless Youngster

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - The traditionally peaceful and apolitical Olympics now has a new sport: The Anarchist Riot. While thousands of people exercised their rights to free speech by protesting peacefully, youngsters with no meaning or purp...

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Funny story: Taliban Insurgents Display Typical Bravery

Taliban Insurgents Display Typical Bravery

Reports from the recently launched NATO offensive in Afghanistan are that Taliban and insurgent forces have been showing off their bravery and courage by biding behind innocent civilians. Using innocent humans as shields is a long standing traditi...

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Funny story: White House Links Childhood Obesity to National Security

White House Links Childhood Obesity to National Security

First Lady Michelle Obama linked Child Hood Obesity to national security during a White House press event to launch her "Let's Move" campaign to end childhood obesity. She rightly pointed out "A recent study put the health care cost of obesity-rel...

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Funny story: Al Quada and The Taliban sue under the Freedom of Information Act (FoIA)

Al Quada and The Taliban sue under the Freedom of Information Act (FoIA)

ACLU spokesman Donna McKay, Director of Institutional Advancement and Special Projects announced today that they have recently accepted a joint Al Quada-Taliban request to file suit against the United States Department of Defense on their behalf und...

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Funny story: US Forces Launch Secret Offensive By Announcing It To Everyone

US Forces Launch Secret Offensive By Announcing It To Everyone

US and Allied Forces in Afghanistan have begun initial actions to initiate the next phase of US President Barack Obama's new counter insurgency (COIN) operations plan by announcing it to the enemy. Under the new plan, announcing what, when, where,...

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Funny story: Gore Denies North East Winter Storms

Gore Denies North East Winter Storms

Former presidential candidate and environmental super hero Al Gore issued a statement via press release from the Alliance for Climate Protection, stating he was disappointed and ashamed that the American people have been fooled into believing there h...

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