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Funny story: QAnon Shaman Attacked By Buffalo

QAnon Shaman Attacked By Buffalo

Capitol building rioter Jake Angeli, better known as the Q Shaman, or the twat in the hat, has been attacked by a buffalo as he made his escape from police yesterday. The 33-year-old, who suffers from small penis syndrome, was seen bare-chested, w…

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Funny story: Virus Hit Aston Villa Announce Shock Replacement Squad

Virus Hit Aston Villa Announce Shock Replacement Squad

As Covid-19 runs rampant throughout the UK, premiership football team Aston Villa have been hit full on, as their entire senior squad is completely out of action due to the virus. Even manager, Dean Smith, will be absent from the FA Cup clash with…

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Funny story: UK Government Admit Using Song To Dictate Covid Policy

UK Government Admit Using Song To Dictate Covid Policy

The UK government has sensationally revealed how it is coming up with its coronavirus policy, as the country is thrust into yet another lockdown. Boris Johnson is using the 'Hokey Cokey' as inspiration. Believed to be the only song he knows all…

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Funny story: NFL Announce Name Overhaul Plan For 2021

NFL Announce Name Overhaul Plan For 2021

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced sweeping changes to the team name system, expected to come in to effect for the 2021 season. After a successful trial in Washington, Goodell is keen to see the change rolled out through the other 31 teams.

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Funny story: Judges Stumped In 'The Voice' Contestant Shock

Judges Stumped In 'The Voice' Contestant Shock

Judges on UK's The Voice were left stunned and unsure what to do, when a contestant revealed he had no sad back story. Unbeknownst to the judges at this point, the assembled Zoom audience had already become unsettled, when the contestant was intro…

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Funny story: David Cameron Found In Attic

David Cameron Found In Attic

Missing David Cameron has been found in an attic in the Cotswolds, when residents put away their Christmas decorations. The ex-UK Prime Minister, who was pretty much responsible for the whole Brexit debacle, has been missing since stepping down, s…

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Funny story: Eco Warrior Dies In Christmas Shock

Eco Warrior Dies In Christmas Shock

An 18 year old eco-warrior has died this weekend, after her attempts to save the planet went horribly wrong. Clara 'Serendipity' Parker took a stand against what she called the UK's 'mass culling' of over 6 million Christmas trees, by protesting o…

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Funny story: Amazon Clamp Down On Stupid Questions

Amazon Clamp Down On Stupid Questions

In a shock move, Amazon have finally started prosecuting people who ask purposefully stupid questions about products on their site. The decision comes as campaigners ramped up efforts to pressure the consumer giant to get something done about the…

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Funny story: Newscaster Furious Over Faulty Equipment Snub

Newscaster Furious Over Faulty Equipment Snub

Veteran ITN News reporter James Mates is said to be furious with ITV bosses over an apparent vendetta they have against him, which appears to be spilling out into his newscasts. Regular viewers of the news programme in the UK have noticed how ever…

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Funny story: Taxi Driver 'Gutted' Over Hamilton Knighthood

Taxi Driver 'Gutted' Over Hamilton Knighthood

Recent news of Lewis Hamilton receiving a knighthood in the New Year's honours list has left one London cabbie 'gutted'. John Smith, 56, has been a black cab driver for 30 years, and in that time has taken close to 600,000 fares. But news of Lewis…

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Funny story: Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'

Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'

Twitter is set to organise its first annual celebrity Twitter fight next October. The event, being marketed as 'Twitter Spat 2021', will be held in Las Vegas and will be televised, via pay-per-view, from the MGM Grand arena. The idea was first tou…

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Funny story: The Archers In Fresh Radio Reality Row

The Archers In Fresh Radio Reality Row

Long running BBC Radio 4 soap-opera 'The Archers' has come under fire after introducing a new, albeit accurate, dimension to the show. In the latest batch of episodes, the characters all had to adhere to current coronavirus restrictions, meaning t…

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Funny story: The Beginners Guide Special Edition: Pandemics

The Beginners Guide Special Edition: Pandemics

Welcome back to our 'Beginners Guide..' series. Nine years has passed since our last edition was published, and with all that has gone on in the world, it seems well overdue to add to that legacy. So, how are you? How have you been? I would guess,…

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Funny story: Coronavirus Hopeful That New Strain Will Be Ready By March

Coronavirus Hopeful That New Strain Will Be Ready By March

Coronavirus bosses are currently working on 6 new strains of the virus but are hopeful, with careful testing, that one of them could be ready in the new year. The strains, currently being worked on by Covid-19, could be in the wider population as…

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Funny story: Harmonica Player Ingests Wasp Through Instrument

Harmonica Player Ingests Wasp Through Instrument

A leading harmonica player died on Tuesday evening, while playing alone at home. Neighbours, who heard the incident at around 7:30pm, say the harpist, Ray 'Curious' Wilkins, was mid way through Bob Dylan's 'The Time's They Are a-Changing' when a s…

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Funny story: Drones Deployed To Administer Coronavirus Vaccine

Drones Deployed To Administer Coronavirus Vaccine

In a move described as 'madness' by detractors, drones have been fitted with syringes in an attempt to ramp up the Covid-19 vaccine rollout across the UK. The government, under increasing pressure to meet its own target of 16 billion shots per hou…

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Funny story: Covid-19 To Be Cancelled After Twitter Outrage

Covid-19 To Be Cancelled After Twitter Outrage

Users of outrage generator Twitter are calling for Covid-19 to be cancelled, after its relentless attack on innocent people. An online petition from user Bixby193451 has gained a massive following in recent days, since being retweeted by three oth…

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