Dear diary, *sigh I have been working for five years on the International Anti-Terrorism Forensic Task Force and after examining the Paris attacks I have yet again come to the conclusion that it was the governments that were behind this. It's always the freakin' governments! Boston - government! Charlie Hebdo - government! Australia - government! And my superiors (obviously) don...
Shorty sat, his leg twitching on the bench in the holding cell. There were three other guys in here, all of them mean looking, all waiting to hear the dreaded roll-call to be dragged off to the Judicial chambers to be tried by Judge and jury. One guy, in his late fifties with 5 days of growth on his chin was pacing up and down the cell parallel to the bars. He was muttering to himself - something...
Since Climategate, where the CRU emails have destroyed the reputations of thousands of scientists across the world, they are now taking to desperate measures to prove that CO2 emissions really, really do destroy the planet. To discover why the CO...
Milton P. Bennett is the latest victim of the Hate Crime Laws in America. He is 65yrs old, heterosexual and caucasian, father of three, a heroic Vietnam vet and much loved by his community. But that didn't stop the St Louis Melanin Fairies (SLMF) fro...
Barton looked at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. His hair looked great, clean-shaven, and with his favourite blue silk shirt on he was bound to pull a bird tonight . He thought he'd try that new snazzy wine bar that had just opened in town, Bar Chique. Barton lived for sex. Sex with strangers excited him. At thirty-three he had notched up well over two hundred casual lays on his bed-pos...
There has been a lot of hoohah about Genetically Modified Food, and the dangers of tampering with a plant's gene code, but Monsanto have just announced the imminent release of a project they have been working on for several years. Gene Rottenberry...
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