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Colossal Sea Monster Unearthed

Funny story: Colossal Sea Monster Unearthed

A colossal sea monster, thought to be the biggest ever found, has been discovered on the Dorset coast. The Prescottsor was originally thought to have been found in the North Sea in the Hull area. However, archaeologists now believe that it travelled...

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Catholic Priest Performs Exorcism At Anfield

Funny story: Catholic Priest Performs Exorcism At Anfield

A Catholic Priest has performed an exorcism at Anfield in a bid to improve Liverpool's struggling form. After a run of defeats the club was prepared to try anything to turn things around. Father Ian Rush sprinkled holy water over the two penalty s...

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Jan Moir "Sorry I Bothered"

Funny story: Jan Moir "Sorry I Bothered"

Jan Moir today issued an apology regarding her article on the death of Stephen Gateley. Moir had been accused of homophobia and over 20 000 complaints were received by the press complaints commission. "I am so sorry.... that I bothered to make thi...

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Darth Vader Told "Take Outfit Off If You Want To Attend College"

Funny story: Darth Vader Told "Take Outfit Off If You Want To Attend College"

Darth Vader has been turned away from Burnley Technical College for attending in his full outfit. Dressed from head to toe in black Vader certainly cuts an imposing figure. It was feared that he may intimidate other students and disrupt the learning...

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I'm A Holocaust Denying Neo Nazi Get Me Out Of Here

Funny story: I'm A Holocaust Denying Neo Nazi Get Me Out Of Here

The BBC today defended their new show, I'm A Holocaust Denying Nazi Get Me Out Of Here. There have been complaints that the show was cruel to dumb animals. The BBC insisted that no animals were hurt in the making of the program. Their have been furth...

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Question Time Axed By BBC

Funny story: Question Time Axed By BBC

The BBC has announced that it is to axe the current affairs program Question Time. Director General Mark Tom Thumb said that the decision had been a difficult one. "The show has run for thirty years but I think that there is not much left for it...

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Robbie Williams To Be Honoured At Spoof Awards

Funny story: Robbie Williams To Be Honoured At Spoof Awards

Robbie Williams is to be given the special Outstanding Lifetime Achievement To Spoof Writers Award at a special ceremony at the Wellingborough Parish Hall. The award caps a triumphant return to public life for the singer. From his days as the fat...

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Daniel Vettori Voted Greatest New Zealand Spectacles Wearer Of All Time

Funny story: Daniel Vettori Voted Greatest New Zealand Spectacles Wearer Of All Time

Daniel Vettori the New Zealand Test cricketer has been voted his country's greatest spectacles wearer of all time. The prestigious award was based on the votes of the New Zealand population. Vettori polled over 20 human votes and over 30 000 sheep al...

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Obama Voters Masturbated A Lot

Funny story: Obama Voters Masturbated A Lot

Scientists have discovered that those who voted for Obama rather than McCain masturbated far more than other voters. They had greater levels of testosterone, behaved aggressively, had increased sex drives and liked to crack one off every ten minutes.

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Man Arrested For being Naked In Own Kitchen

Funny story: Man Arrested For being Naked In Own Kitchen

A man is facing prosecution for being spotted naked in his own kitchen. Dwayne Scrotum of Houston, Texas, is facing charges of indecent exposure following complaints from a passing mother and her young daughter. Scrotum said "Hey, man, my housema...

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BNP Picketed By Anti-BBC Protesters

Funny story: BNP Picketed By Anti-BBC Protesters

The British National Party headquarters has been picketed by anti-BBC protesters. Angry scenes have taken place as a result of party leader Nick Griffin agreeing to appear on a BBC television program. The BBC is a controversial organisation, accused...

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Fat Family Children Taken Into Care

Funny story: Fat Family Children Taken Into Care

All 7 children from a family have been taken into care amid fears that the parents might eat them. The children, including a newborn child, are to sent to different foster homes throughout Britain in a bid to give them a chance to have a decent life.

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German Football Team To Wear Bullet Proof Vests

Funny story: German Football Team To Wear Bullet Proof Vests

The German football team is to wear bullet proof vests during next year's world cup. The German Football Association's security advisor Gunter Schnell said "Ya, we are so disliked all over the world that our football team needs to wear bullet proof v...

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Hallealuiah! Hand Over Your Mobile Phone

Funny story: Hallealuiah! Hand Over Your Mobile Phone

The rise in religious criminals shows no sign of slowing. In America a bank robber wept and discussed Jesus before stealing $20 and a mobile phone. On Sunday at the Immaculate Conception in Wellingborough notorious gangster Father Frank O'Malley...

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Cameron Announces All-Muslim Short Lists

Funny story: Cameron Announces All-Muslim Short Lists

Conservative Party leader David Cameron has announced that at the next General Election all Conservative candidates will be Muslims. Speaking at a press conference Cameron, sporting a beard and dressed like Lawrence of Arabia, said "If we really are...

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Benitez Sacked By Liverpool, Beach Ball To Take Coaching Position

Funny story: Benitez Sacked By Liverpool, Beach Ball To Take Coaching Position

Rafa Benitez has been sacked as manager of Liverpool FC following yet another defeat. The board took their decision immediately after the defeat by Lyon in the Champions League. Sammy Lee, Benitez's assistant is to take charge of first team affairs w...

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Davros To Replace Stephen Hawking.

Funny story: Davros To Replace Stephen Hawking.

Cambridge University has announced the name of the man who is going to replace Stephen Hawking. Professor Hawking has just retired as Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University. The post was once held by Isaac Newton. Now the post h...

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Jamie Carragher Axed By Benitez

Funny story: Jamie Carragher Axed By Benitez

Jamie Carragher has been dropped from the Liverpool first team squad. This follows his total failure to mark a big red beech ball out of the game on Saturday. Benitez said "He's a fucking useless bastard. All he had to do was take up a position ne...

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