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Funny story: Protestors Protest - Forget to Vote

Protestors Protest - Forget to Vote

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Funny story: Videogames Claim Another Life

Videogames Claim Another Life

In another tragic turn of events, Videogames have once more claimed the minds - And lives - Of the innocent children of America.

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Funny story: Fahrenheit 9/11 - Yet Another Review

Fahrenheit 9/11 - Yet Another Review

Recently, I managed to finally see Fahrenheit 9/11. I had to beat down a group of Japanese tourists who were stopping by the fancy art-house cinema where I love to go and then sell my kidneys to get a ticket, but I think it was worth it, not because the film was really good, rather, but just to see what all the controversy was behind. First of all, I'd like to say that I was fairly unim...

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Funny story: Carrot Top Does More Commercials; Suicide Rate Rises

Carrot Top Does More Commercials; Suicide Rate Rises

Comedian Carrot Top has recently supplied AT&T with a new commercial, much to the disappointment of nearly everyone everywhere. "You know, for a while there I was almost sure he had died - I thought I even read about it somewhere." Said an...

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Funny story: Bush Focuses on 'The Real Terrorists' - Legion of Doom

Bush Focuses on 'The Real Terrorists' - Legion of Doom

At a press conference held earlier this morning, Bush announced his new plans to fight terrorism. "While we have made great leaps in bounds on the War against Terrorism, we have been looking over the most dangerous terrorists known to Man - The...

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Funny story: Hundreds Die in Fatal Crash

Hundreds Die in Fatal Crash

Just earlier today, the horrible crash of The Spoof writer John Carroll's computer resulted in the deaths of hundreds of files. The final death total is still being tallied, but experts are projecting it may near the thousands. Among the dead ide...

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Funny story: Man Marries Right Hand

Man Marries Right Hand

In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Funny story: Kirk Douglas Becomes Zombie, Eats Baby

Kirk Douglas Becomes Zombie, Eats Baby

At first, it seemed rather cute. Kirk Douglas, in a whimsical display of light-hearted antics, leaned forward and pretended to bite the arm of his 5-month old grandson, Jason. Afterwards he leaned back then licked his lips slowly, in what eye-witness...

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Funny story: Comedy Central's Deal With Satan Ends

Comedy Central's Deal With Satan Ends

Satan, the Lord of Darkness, told reporters that his deal with the popular channel Comedy Central has ended at a press conference earlier today.

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Funny story: Dick Dastardly Arrested For Abuse

Dick Dastardly Arrested For Abuse

Dick Dastardly has had a long and illustrious career of contemptible, rotten, and sometimes downright despicable deeds. However, recently all of the trouble he has caused in the past caught up with him, and he was finally arrested for animal abuse ou...

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Funny story: Nation Shocked by Ad

Nation Shocked by Ad

The already controversial contraceptive organisation Mary Strokes International has recently released an advertisement that has caused such a shock among nearly everyone who has viewed it that. Many magazines that were running the ad immediately pull...

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Funny story: Gen. Schoomaker Stabs Own Eyes Out

Gen. Schoomaker Stabs Own Eyes Out

It had seemed like a normal day of continuing testimony about the Iraqi prisoner abuse photos for General Richard B. Myers and the others attending the court. As various lawmakers questioned the General, the nearby General Peter J. Schoomaker suddenl...

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Funny story: Released Prisoners Killed by Bus

Released Prisoners Killed by Bus

As the prisoners poured out of the infamous Abu Ghraib prison to the bus (or Terrormobile, as they're known as in Iraq) supplied to take them back to Baghdad, no one seemed to notice anything odd. That all changed, however, mere minutes after the...

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Funny story: Tommy Vercetti Arrested

Tommy Vercetti Arrested

After a crime spree which lasted nearly two hours and raged all the way from Washington Beach to just outside of the Ammu-Nation shop in Downtown, Tommy Vercetti was apprehended by the Vice City police department earlier today.

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Funny story: Civilian Deaths in Iraq Overshadowed

Civilian Deaths in Iraq Overshadowed

The ever-growing amount of civilian casualties in Iraq was overshadowed earlier when someone took a picture that experts say, "looks like there's a pillow sticking out of his butt". The expert then broke down into a fit of high-pitched,...

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Funny story: Interview with the Master Chief

Interview with the Master Chief

Once just another soldier whose heroic exploits went unheard of and unknown, Master Chief was rocketed to stardom level with the release of a videogame titled 'Halo', loosely based off of his exploits in the military. Long-since retired, he now spends most of his time with his wife and twin children at their home in Billings, Montana. Recently, I had a chance to catch up to Master Chief an...

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Funny story: George Bush Does Something Stupid

George Bush Does Something Stupid

Amidst the thunderous applause of satirists, late night talk show hosts, and hack comedians everywhere, George Bush surprises none as he yet again does something stupid.

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