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Funny story: The sayings and proverbs of Nate John Won

The sayings and proverbs of Nate John Won

* Eager to possess a pair of trendy newsprint pants? Then invest in a trouser press. * Bah! Hircine thieves! They really get my goat! * Beware the Ides of March (and the 'orns of April). * Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, if you want hot pants. * Practice makes perfict Practice makes perficked Practice makes perfect * On the first day of Christmas my true love s...

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Funny story: A day in the life of an invisible man

A day in the life of an invisible man

Written by an invisible man (with editorial assistance from Nate John Won) I suppose that you think it might be fun having my condition. Yes - I say 'condition' because strictly speaking, that's what it is - a medical anomaly. I know - you're thinking what everyone thinks - and I'll tell you straight - no - I've never robbed a bank, or a shop, or a market stall. And no - I haven't inadvertent...

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Funny story: Imagine there's no orchestra - European air conductor crowned champion

Imagine there's no orchestra - European air conductor crowned champion

Air Conductor Jean-Luc Gingembre claimed his all-Europe 2010 Air Conducting championship trophy. To gain this prestigious award, the plucky Frenchman conducted his way through Stravinsky's 'Rite of Spring' in front of an impressed audience of 2,000.

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Funny story: Vowel infection at city restaurant

Vowel infection at city restaurant

London's famous EAT IT bistro has temporarily closed, following the discovery of a rampant strain of Vowel virus VV-IB. The problem first became apparent when Head Waiter, Lefty Gonzales, noticed that several customers were served soap instead of...

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Funny story: The AI Bug Bytes Back - Sinister Virus Attacking Androids

The AI Bug Bytes Back - Sinister Virus Attacking Androids

For the second time in the twenty-four months, androids made by Brit Android Industries (BAI) - the UK's largest android supplier - have been affected by a sinister program virus. Thousands of household androids have been reported as faulty, and as s...

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Funny story: Ahoy There! The Hot Game for Sailing Enthusiasts

Ahoy There! The Hot Game for Sailing Enthusiasts

'Ahoy There!' - the new adventure board game, has just been released. Designed for 4 - 8 players, a the purpose of the game is to navigate one's way around the Atlantic Ocean, and the Mediterranean Sea, from port to port, collecting different varieti...

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Funny story: A day in the life of a real Time-lord

A day in the life of a real Time-lord

Written by a Gallifreyan doctor (not 'The Doctor') with editorial assistance from Nate John Won Okay, so it finally happened - a renegade Time-lord from our world (Gallifrey) decided (in the Humanian Era, 1963) to go against all of our moral rules for social conduct, and presented a story based upon our culture to an Earth-based tele-visual organisation - the BBC. They called it Dr Who and the...

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Funny story: Hexidecimal hits for micro PCs

Hexidecimal hits for micro PCs

The data-loading sounds of 1980s microcomputers have hit the download charts. Now, folk are going crazy over the 'squeal' and 'snore' of popular games for the BBC Micro, CBM64, Spectrum 48. Megamix maestros 'The Binary Bods' first hit upon the ide...

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Funny story: From the dreams of Androids

From the dreams of Androids

West Country farmers proudly showed off their first batches of electric sheep, at the Bath and Wells Agricultural Festival this week. These 'metal moutons' were bred as part of a project run by Bio-Perversity Ltd. These creatures actually look exa...

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Funny story: Knitting noodles

Knitting noodles

A UK grandma was presented with the 'Good Household' twin knitting and spaghetti-craft awards today, by creating the world's first edible sweater. Elsie Batty-Edwards from Cardigan, North Wales said that she'd first learnt to finger-knit in her da...

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Funny story: Fine weights for all men

Fine weights for all men

Large gents can now stop their string vests from retracting back up their bellies, by the simple use of a new invention - the 'Newtonian vest weight'. This device appears to have solved the 'short vest' problem, which has eluded the portly aging m...

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Funny story: TV Talent Gene-ius!

TV Talent Gene-ius!

Applications for reality TV gameshows has steadily increased over the last five years. There appears to be no end of hopefuls who seem to want their 'fifteen minutes of fame' as singers, dancers, actors, Big Brother housemates. Recent genetic test...

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Funny story: New Health Initiative for Office Workers

New Health Initiative for Office Workers

A new item of legislation is to be passed under the existing 'Health and Safety at work' suite of laws. Following several health studies undertaken between April 2007 and October 2009, it is evident that many office workers continue to experience...

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