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"Women can be referee assistants, so long as they're skinny" says Kenneth Tong.

Kenneth Tong wade into the Sky Sports row yesterday after commenting that women can "become assistant referees, as long as they're skinny". Both Richard Key and Andy Gray have been much maligned for numerous sexist comments, including Key allege...

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Duncan "Forced To Lapdance" To Pay Bills

Funny story: Duncan "Forced To Lapdance" To Pay Bills

Conservative MP Alan Duncan continued his lament over our poor politicians, after claiming he has to "lap dance at the local gay bar" to pay for his expenses since the Commons's crackdown. Speaking days after being secretly filmed claiming MP's "l...

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Putin Denies Being Dobby's 'Long Lost Twin Brother"

Funny story: Putin Denies Being Dobby's 'Long Lost Twin Brother"

Russia's President Putin has once again vehemently denied any connection with lovable House-Elf, Dobby. The reports flared up again during the President's visit of troubled Georgia, a country who last year unwisely tried to take on one of the lar...

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Nick Griffin Left Red-Faced Over Food Blunder

British Nationalist Party leader Nick Griffin was left red-faced after claiming popular British delicacy, black pudding, is a product of "black culture" and that famous savory 'Spotted Dick' shows the "rise of the Gay Mafia". Griffin's ill-advised...

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Fed Up God "To Turn Buddha"

A tired and overworked God has admitted to startled followers "enough is enough, I'm converting to Buddhism". The shock announcement comes after centuries of oppression and manipulation by one of the most popular religious franchises in the world,...

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