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Government release 'Why Factor'

Funny story: Government release 'Why Factor'

Following the controversy over the appeal and release of the 'Lockerbie Bomber' on compassionate grounds and his subsequent return to Libya; the government has announced the setting up of an expert panel to review future cases.And in an unprecedented...

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Drug sniffing..goes to the dogs.

Funny story: Drug sniffing..goes to the dogs.

Greater Manchester Police believe a strain of canine flu may be responsible for the strange behaviour reported in their drug sniffing dogs. The dogs, which are kennelled together, began showing symptoms of excessive sniffing, general lethargy, lis...

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Mexican pig smugglers bring a smile to the face

Funny story: Mexican pig smugglers bring a smile to the face

Border officials have reported that Mexican pig smugglers are resorting to desperate measures following the world wide swine flu pandemic . With the new surveillance and security measures along the border, the smugglers are finding it increasingly d...

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Heat Seeker Technology 'Whiz'ing Along

Funny story: Heat Seeker Technology 'Whiz'ing Along

A major breakthrough in the medical field was announced today when the media were invited to a British Military Hospital to witness the first ever field test of the Heat Seeking Bed Pan. The Heat Seeking Bed Pan a joint venture between the America...

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2012 brought forward

Funny story: 2012 brought forward

In a packed news conference, today, a spokesman for the 'Illuminati' said, that it's members are extremely disappointed in the public's perception of them. He stated, that at no time had the 'Illuminati tried to hide their aim of world domination nor...

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Taliban Trial

Funny story: Taliban Trial

A Shia Court in Afghanistan announced it's ruling, today, in the case of the wife of the Taliban leader Mr Ali Hada Weenie. Records showed that shortly after his wedding Mr Ali Hada Weenie had imposed a sentence of death, by stoning, on his wife...

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Albert Potter V The Universe

Funny story: Albert Potter V The Universe

In the high Court, today, a decision was reached in the case of Mr Albert Potter versus The Universe. Mr Justice Fingers, presiding, said that in the light of recent scientific evidence he had no option but to find in favour of Mr Albert Potter.

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Britain declares war on America

Funny story: Britain declares war on America

The release of secret documents under the Freedom of Information Act show that Britain was on the verge of declaring war on the United States of America in the summer of 1975. The British Government had drawn up plans to denounce American involvem...

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Keeping Our End Up

Intelligence Gathering Agencies in the U.K. have disclosed the effect of stress on their operatives in a new report out today. It has long been known that terrorist cells have been communicating with each other through pornographic web sites. In...

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Titanic Theory Sunk

Funny story: Titanic Theory Sunk

A long held conspiracy theory regarding the sinking of the Titanic was dispelled yesterday when a submersible took underwater photographs of the Titanic on the sea bed. It had long been thought that the iceberg was not responsible for the sinking...

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Fumes Apparatus Reveal Taliban

Funny story: Fumes Apparatus Reveal Taliban

Scientists have made a breakthrough in electronic odour an attempt to produce an electronic drug sniffer, they discovered that whereas synthetic chemical odours were difficult to detect, human body odours, particularly flatulence, reg...

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CCTV Gone Mad!

Residents of Snoughs Head, Tenby, were amazed a fortnight ago when workers arrived to fit a state of the art C.C.T.V. system in their village - particularly as the village has less than four hundred residents and boasts one of the lowest crime figure...

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