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Computer Company Forced to Relocate From Mother's Garage to Garden Shed

Funny story: Computer Company Forced to Relocate From Mother's Garage to Garden Shed

In the summer of 1979, college graduates Fred Bongersmoker and Harvey Wunkerpiddle moved into Fred's mother's garage and started building computer components. 31 years later, with the company fallen on hard times due to the Recession, the two have be...

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Sinead O'Connor Calls Pope a Criminal . . . Again

Funny story: Sinead O'Connor Calls Pope a Criminal . . . Again

She shot to fame 20 years ago with her shaved head, chiseled cheeks and haunting rendition of the song "Nothing Compares 2 U." Then she gained notoriety when she tore up a photo of Pope John Paul II on American TV, calling him "the enemy" and urging...

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CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

Funny story: CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

GUANTANIMO BAY, CUBA -- The Obama Administration has announced the closing of Camp X-Ray and the opening of a new, cutting edge prison for the detaining, interrogation, and disciplining of terrorists and other petulant monkeys. The facility is cal...

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American Workers To Be Paid in Gum

Funny story: American Workers To Be Paid in Gum

WASHINGTON - From now on, all American workers will be paid in gum. The move to a gum-based economy will totally revolutionize employer/employee relations, result in MUCH fresher breath, and result in FAR fewer cavities. Department of Labor offic...

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Simon Cowell says he's "Had quite enough" of Ellen Degeneres

Funny story: Simon Cowell says he's "Had quite enough" of Ellen Degeneres

American Idol's Simon Cowell told spoof reporters that he's "Had quite enough" of Ellen Degeneres. "She keeps fondling me under the table," he said. "It might have been quite stimulating if it had been Paula doing that, but you see Ellen is a tot...

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Obama Apologizes to Mexico for Crimes of Mexican Drug Gang

Funny story: Obama Apologizes to Mexico for Crimes of Mexican Drug Gang

MEXICO (Like it matters what part) - President Obama has apologized to the Mexican Government and to criminals throughout Mexico for the murder of U.S. Citizens by a Mexican drug gang. A Mexican drug gang gunned down two cars carrying families wit...

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Lady Gaga's Million Dollar Orgy

Funny story: Lady Gaga's Million Dollar Orgy

LAS VEGAS - Men across America have crammed into pharmacies and department stores by the thousands to purchase condoms in the wake of a major announcement by Lady Gaga, who today unveiled her "Million Dollar Orgy" Sweepstakes. Contestants will be...

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Fox Launches "America's Got Lesbians"

Funny story: Fox Launches "America's Got Lesbians"

Fans of American Idol, America's Got Talent, and Britain's Got Talent will get another choice in the line-up of shows offered by the diminutive Ryan Seacrest and his butch partner Simon Cowell. The producers of TV's most popular reality-based talent...

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Moon hits man's eye like a big pizza pie

Funny story: Moon hits man's eye like a big pizza pie

NAPLES, ITALY - - Today the moon hit a man's eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists believe, "That's amore." The victim, Giuseppe Baghadonuts, told emergency medical workers who arrived on the scene that the world had begun to shine like he'd had t...

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Susan Boyle marries Bigfoot

Funny story: Susan Boyle marries Bigfoot

In a bombshell announcement made earlier today, sources close to the UK's singing sensation Susan Boyle have confirmed that the singer is now engaged to be married - to Bigfoot. Bigfoot, the elusive and reclusive monster of North America's woodlan...

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Susan Boyle a virgin: World shocked

Funny story: Susan Boyle a virgin: World shocked

PETERHEAD, Scotland, UK - The entertainment world is still aghast in the wake of today's bombshell from singer Susan Boyle. Apparently, Boyle has told reporters that she is a virgin. Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, called a press conferenc...

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Terrorist's Feelings Hurt

Funny story: Terrorist's Feelings Hurt

The war on terror has been officially called off in the wake of charges that American Navy SEALs hurt a terrorists feelings, a Pentagon spokesman said in today's briefing. The three Navy SEALs, facing court-martial for accusations of abusing a ter...

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Simon Cowell Engaged, Casualties Severe

Acerbic talent judge Simon Cowell has got a "spring in his step" thanks to his new fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy, Britain's Got Talent hosts Ant and Dec said Friday. That's right! The terror of many an aspiring pop celeb has announced he is being offic...

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Former High School Quarterback Now a Total Loser

Funny story: Former High School Quarterback Now a Total Loser

Medium Rock, AK - Senior year at Medium Rock High School was memorable for Johnny Wallbanger. The Medium Rock quarterback averaged 10 touchdown passes per game and threw for hundreds of yards, propelling his team to the top of their division. Wallb...

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ACORN changes name to CORNHOLE

Funny story: ACORN changes name to CORNHOLE

ACORN, the controversial advocacy group made infamous for giving financial advice to a pimp and his hooker (who were actually reporters in cognito) is changing its name. ACORN leadership, anxious to get past the controversies that have surrounded...

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Woman Chokes During Oral Sex Demo

Funny story: Woman Chokes During Oral Sex Demo

The world has fallen in love with the hot dog ever since its invention. This is especially true in the United States, where the amount of hot dogs Americans consume in a year is measured in hundreds of tons. However, thanks to the limp-noodle cult...

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Angelina Jolie Takes It All Off For Charity!

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Takes It All Off For Charity!

In an unprecedented show of generosity earlier this week, Angelina Jolie decided to take it all off . . . for charity! The 2010 Take It All Off For Charity is an event that receives little or no coverage for obvious reasons. Past participants hav...

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Obama does nothing. Gets applauded for it.

Funny story: Obama does nothing. Gets applauded for it.

The Obama Administrone has unveiled a major initiative to create jobs in the embattled American economy. After a year of sitting on its ass and doing nothing, President Obamination has graciously announced, "Oh, all right already! We'll create ONE...

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