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CNN to Become "Premiere Propaganda Source" of America

Funny story: CNN to Become "Premiere Propaganda Source" of America

NEW YORK - CNN is rebranding itself to reverse its ratings decline. In 2018, the "news network" experienced a 41% loss on its Primetime Viewership numbers. The label "Fake News" has stuck to CNN after President Trump repeatedly criticized their "jour...

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Experts Applaud $94 TRILLION "Green Tech" Proposal

Funny story: Experts Applaud $94 TRILLION "Green Tech" Proposal

SAN FRANCISCO - When the wish-list for the "Green New Deal" became public, the $94 TRILLION price tag had millions of Americans staggering around in disbelief. Based on current tax rates and Federal spending, those who paid the taxes by working could...

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SCANDAL - "College Admission" Replaces Skull and Bones

Funny story: SCANDAL - "College Admission" Replaces Skull and Bones

NEW HAVEN, CT - News of a college bribery scandal involving Hollywood celebrities and super-wealthy corporate executives has Americans stunned. Of course, there are other people who expect Ivy League Universities to give special treatment to elites a...

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Red Dead Redemption to Get Support of US Congress

Funny story: Red Dead Redemption to Get Support of US Congress

NEW YORK - The amazing popularity of the Red Dead Redemption video game series has caught the attention of Senators and Representatives in the US Congress. In fact, several of the very old politicians that lack significant Social Media skills are loo...

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Boston University May Reclassify Major in "Economics"

Funny story: Boston University May Reclassify Major in "Economics"

NEW YORK - The recent election of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for New York's 14th Congressional district has brought national attention to the role of politics in economic development. The Political Rock-Star "AOC" disrupted an astounding deal for Amazo...

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Nike Shoe Destroyed as Illuminati Ascend in Power

Funny story: Nike Shoe Destroyed as Illuminati Ascend in Power

RALEIGH, NC - In a college basketball game between Duke University and the University of North Carolina, one of the Next-Generation shoes "exploded" while being worn by Zion Williamson. Adding to the shock, President Barack Obama attended the game, a...

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Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers

Funny story: Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers

WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Democrat-controlled US Congress has passed a "Budget", Mexican Drug Cartels may be able to provide "Health Care Services" without fear of criminal charges and time in prison. With the support of many, many lobbyists and p...

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Should the CIA Select US Presidents?

Funny story: Should the CIA Select US Presidents?

WASHINGTON DC - Another former FBI official who was fired for "misconduct" has written another "Tell All" book with the typical DC criticism of President Donald Trump. Breaking with the "old tradition" of keeping secrets and honoring non-disclosure a...

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Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin

Funny story: Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin

VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis plans to publish a "Modern and Scientific Bible for the World." However, it will be written entirely in Latin, because ... that's what the Catholic Church does. Inside sources say His Holiness has spent over a year on thi...

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Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

SAN FRANCISCO - As politicians in Washington DC struggle with whether or not walls can do anything, one point of debate concerns the flow of drugs on the southern border. In a shocking revelation from a member of Congress, only 10% of Illegal Drug Sh...

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Apocalypse 2019 - "Everyone to Kill Everybody Else"

Funny story: Apocalypse 2019 - "Everyone to Kill Everybody Else"

New Orleans, LA - Throughout the ages, there have been many predictions about the "End Times" or the Apocalypse. The "Doomsday Clock" has been at "three minutes to midnight" almost a dozen times in less than 20 years. The simple conclusion that an or...

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Illuminati Lost Control of CIA ?!!!

Funny story: Illuminati Lost Control of CIA ?!!!

St. Moritz, Switzerland - Please, do not make the "Shock-Face".... The standard, reassuring sympathy in a quiet voice saying - "golly, we never saw this coming" is enough. You know, I know, and WE ALL KNOW that this story could have been written two years ago. Can you remember the day when you saw "The Head of the CIA" (or some other "Top Intel Official") on a women's morning talk show? ... And t...

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"Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"

Funny story: "Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"

VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis provided a "casual response" to journalists after being asked about "Migrants" and the Border Policy of the United States. Democrats in the US Congress embarked on an "All-Christmas-Long" Media Blitz on how the "Religion...

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Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

Funny story: Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

WASHINGTON DC - Representatives for the FBI have announced that First Lady Melania Trump may be implicated on capital crimes related to Witchcraft and Russian Collusion in the 2016 US Presidential Election. Although a large number of law enforcem...

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CIA Advises Bombing of Saudis Over Khashoggi Death

Funny story: CIA Advises Bombing of Saudis Over Khashoggi Death

WASHINGTON DC - Members of the US Congress are receiving a large number of reports from the CIA with information related to the death of Jamal Khashoggi. Senators with special access to these briefings say the evidence is very compelling. Nearly ever...

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George H W Bush - Best CIA Asset in White House

Funny story: George H W Bush - Best CIA Asset in White House

WASHINGTON DC - With the passing of George H W Bush on November 30th, thousands took time to remember the man he was, and to be thankful for many of the things which he had done. In fact, his accomplishments were so profound that many of the most pow...

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John Boehner - "We Can Stop Obama by Giving Up Everything"

Funny story: John Boehner - "We Can Stop Obama by Giving Up Everything"

WASHINGTON DC - Conservatives are raising strong opposition to Speaker of the House John Boehner for his proposed method to "guarantee GOP wins in 2016." The "strategy" appears to be "give Obama everything he wants in secret without making him sign a...

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Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

Funny story: Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Thousands of protestors in California gathered for public awareness on the threat of coal. "Imminent and complete extinction of all life on the planet" could occur before the next election if drastic measures are not taken, or som...

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