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Funny story: Democrats Approve Stalinist Show Trial for Impeachment

Democrats Approve Stalinist Show Trial for Impeachment

WASHINGTON DC - The leaders of the Democrat Party voted to formalize the removal of President Donald Trump through the Secret Hearings held by Adam Schiff (D-NY), using Anonymous CIA "Whistle-Blowers." Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) prais...

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Funny story: Washington Post - "Remembers Softer Side of War"

Washington Post - "Remembers Softer Side of War"

WASHINGTON DC - It's often considered poor etiquette to "speak ill of the dead", and the staff of the Washington Post newspaper has gone the extra mile to show kindness when the Cold Hand of Death reached out on the field of battle. In this case, the...

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Funny story: TERMINATOR 9 - New Schwarzenegger Movie

TERMINATOR 9 - New Schwarzenegger Movie

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In 1984, "Terminator" was the stunning Sci-Fi action movie which put humanity in a life-and-death struggle against the ultimate killing machine of the future, made by man and perfected by Artificial Inteligence. Arnold Schwarzenegger...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress to Make "Capitalism" Illegal by 2020

Democrat Congress to Make "Capitalism" Illegal by 2020

NEW YORK - A recent CNBC business segment with Jim Cramer reported that Wall Street would face "annihilation" if Elizabeth Warren were to be elected President of the United States in 2020. Although an "Ultra-Millionaire Tax" got the most attention, t...

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Funny story: Map of Hurricane Dorian Shows Trump Abuse of Power

Map of Hurricane Dorian Shows Trump Abuse of Power

WASHINGTON DC - Democrats are certain that they now have the evidence to impeach President Trump, because of the NOAA weather map of Hurricane Dorian from August 29th. Every meteorologist and a former Canadian Prime Minister had 100% certainty that a...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

NEW YORK - Viewers noticed a "Strange Red Eye" as Joe Biden appeared at CNN Town Hall on "Climate Crisis" for Democrat Presidential Candidates. Lately, the former Vice President under the Barack Obama White House has had difficulty remembering places...

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Funny story: "Fish Zapping" Assisted by CIA Covert Operations

"Fish Zapping" Assisted by CIA Covert Operations

GRAND RIVERS, KENTUCKY - Television has chronicled the challenge of fishing for Bluefin Tuna in the North Atlantic. Outdoor sportsmen skillfully use Fly-Fishing to catch Rainbow Trout in mountain streams. However, this level of entertainment is not s...

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Funny story: Could Cthulhu Be Donald Trump's Real Name?

Could Cthulhu Be Donald Trump's Real Name?

DUNWICH Massachusetts - The Democrats of the US Congress began their efforts to Impeach Donald J. Trump on November 8, 2016. However, "investigations" to determine his motivations, his base of power, and his true origins began many, many months earli...

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Funny story: Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!

Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!

BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...

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Funny story: Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"

Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"

WASHINGTON DC - Former FBI Director Robert Swan Mueller III had NO—F*CKING—CLUE as he sat before the House Judiciary Committee, trying to answer questions about a so-called "Mueller Report." After the incredibly sad performance of the Special Counsel...

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Funny story: Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

WASHINGTON DC - The Democrats called Robert Mueller to testify in a Congressional Hearing about the Special Counsel investigation regarding accusations that Donald Trump acted as an agent of the KGB. Unfortunately, it appears that Mueller's performan...

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Funny story: Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns

Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns

WASHINGTON DC - Earlier in June of this year, Democrat 2020 candidates for President supported $15 per hour as a Federal minimum wage. In the US Presidential Election of 2016, Hillary Clinton had backed a $12 per hour minimum wage to be enforced acro...

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Funny story: Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Geneva, Switzerland - CERN scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) often study the most extreme states which can exist in the fabric of reality. Particle behavior within super-massive black holes ceases to fit the Proton-Electron model that all...

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Funny story: GOP to Become "3rd Party" in California?

GOP to Become "3rd Party" in California?

Sacramento, CA - Political tensions are rising on the West Coast. In a new legislative movement, President Donald Trump may have to make his re-election bid as a "Third-Party-Candidate", or as a "Write-In" vote. The new election laws could make it ne...

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Funny story: CNN to Become "Premiere Propaganda Source" of America

CNN to Become "Premiere Propaganda Source" of America

NEW YORK - CNN is rebranding itself to reverse its ratings decline. In 2018, the "news network" experienced a 41% loss on its Primetime Viewership numbers. The label "Fake News" has stuck to CNN after President Trump repeatedly criticized their "jour...

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Funny story: Experts Applaud $94 TRILLION "Green Tech" Proposal

Experts Applaud $94 TRILLION "Green Tech" Proposal

SAN FRANCISCO - When the wish-list for the "Green New Deal" became public, the $94 TRILLION price tag had millions of Americans staggering around in disbelief. Based on current tax rates and Federal spending, those who paid the taxes by working could...

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