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Funny story: All The Details on The Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Country-Style Wedding of The Decade

All The Details on The Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Country-Style Wedding of The Decade

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle was invited to attend the country western wedding of the decade on Blake Shelton's 13,716 acre Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch. After six years of living together, country singers…

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Funny story: Alabama Has Just Passed The Strictest Marijuana Laws in The Entire United States

Alabama Has Just Passed The Strictest Marijuana Laws in The Entire United States

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The state of Alabama, which is noted for cotton, banjos, Confederate condoms, chicken fried possum, and being the reddest state in the nation has just made national news. The state which Neil Young once said he…

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Funny story: 87-Year-Old Willie Nelson Tells Elon Musk He Would Love To Go To Mars

87-Year-Old Willie Nelson Tells Elon Musk He Would Love To Go To Mars

(Satire News) – Word coming out of Willie Nelson’s Austin ranch is that he has met with billionaire Elon Musk, and wants to be allowed to be one of the first to travel to Mars. Nelson, who has admitted to smoking marijuana ever since he was 8 mont…

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Funny story: Donald Trump And COVID-19 Are On The Road, Again

Donald Trump And COVID-19 Are On The Road, Again

Like the Willie Nelson song, On The Road Again, Donald Trump is also on the road again, and his traveling partner is COVID-19. Without wearing a mask, Trump climbed the lower steps to Air Force One, fewer steps, less energy required, maybe no cou…

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Puts His Denver Marijuana Shop on the Market

Willie Nelson Puts His Denver Marijuana Shop on the Market

DENVER – Popular country music icon Willie Nelson, who is 86 years old, told The Denver Claimer-Clarion that he is putting his Colorado marijuana shop up for sale. The Texas troubadour said that, at his age, it is just too much trouble to have to...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Willie Nelson was in Virginia for a concert and afterwards Governor Terry McAuliffe, who opposes marijuana legalization, visited Nelson for 10 minutes on Nelson's bus. On the table in the bus, less than 16" from where McAuffle was seated, was a 1/...

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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Plan Surprise Party for Outgoing CEO

Twitter Birdies Plan Surprise Party for Outgoing CEO

Don't be angry if your tweets are slightly delayed over the next few days. It's all for a good cause. You see, the birdies are busy preparing for the surprise party they are throwing for the CEO of Twitter, who is leaving his post as of July 1.

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Funny story: Willie Nelson to Join Twitter Birdies at Wall Street Protest

Willie Nelson to Join Twitter Birdies at Wall Street Protest

Twitter birdies are disgusted, and they want the whole world to know. With the share price of Twitter down but work assignments up, the Twitter birdies say they have to speak out. Wall Street wants faster expansion of the business, but the birdie...

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Funny story: Denver Rock Band Claims To Be The Unofficial State of Colorado Pot Party Band

Denver Rock Band Claims To Be The Unofficial State of Colorado Pot Party Band

DENVER - With the new Marijuana Law now going into its third month, many Colorado college students are having weekend pot parties. A rock band that is based in Denver has been playing at three marijuana parties every weekend. The band Rocky For...

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Funny story: Denver Announces Its 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest

Denver Announces Its 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest

DENVER - The director of The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan has just informed the press about the state's 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest. Miss Coxcoogan said that the one-of-a-kind event will be held in Denver...

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Funny story: Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

VAIL, Colorado - The citizens of the Colorado town of Vail are thrilled with the rise in tourism that has occurred due to the legalization of marijuana. In fact, the town has decided that to honor the fabulous cash crop it will be erecting a 200 p...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Tells Gary Busey That Colorado Has The Best Smelling Air In The Entire Country

Willie Nelson Tells Gary Busey That Colorado Has The Best Smelling Air In The Entire Country

HOLLYWOOD - Gary Busey is proud to announce that his brand new talk show The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show has just won its network time slot. Busey said that his show scored higher ratings than Live With Kelly & Michael, The Muffin Makers, and the...

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Funny story: PETA gives Willie Nelson its Highest Honor for Endangered Species Protection

PETA gives Willie Nelson its Highest Honor for Endangered Species Protection

People for the Ever Troubling of Animals (PETA) has bestowed its prestigious Critter Benevolence and Guardian Award on venerable songster Willie Nelson. PETA President and CEO (Chief Emphatic Officer) Richard Itchy-Skinne noted the life-long dedic...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Confesses He Has Fallen In Love With Madonna

Willie Nelson Confesses He Has Fallen In Love With Madonna

WATERLOO, Iowa - Willie Nelson finished his third encore at the packed Crop Rotation Convention Center and he went backstage to his dressing room. He spoke with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. She asked him how he had liked performing a...

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Funny story: Madonna Said That Willie Nelson Invited Her To Visit His Tour Bus After The Grammy Awards Show

Madonna Said That Willie Nelson Invited Her To Visit His Tour Bus After The Grammy Awards Show

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe Magazine that 80-year-old Willie Nelson confronted her backstage at the Grammy's and invited her to visit his tour bus for a bit of relaxation, Jack Daniels, and a joint or two. Madonn...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Harshly Reprimanded By The Grammy Award Show Executives

Willie Nelson Harshly Reprimanded By The Grammy Award Show Executives

HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that executives for the 56th Annual Grammy Awards Show were highly upset with Austin native Willie Nelson. According to an inside source the 80-year-old country crooner was severely reprimanded after he and some of his fell...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson, Reba McEntire, and Scarlett Johansson To Star In Duck Dynasty - The Musical

Willie Nelson, Reba McEntire, and Scarlett Johansson To Star In Duck Dynasty - The Musical

HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with Castle Moat Productions has just announced that filming will begin soon on Staccato Monteverdi's motion picture Duck Dynasty - The Musical. Monteverdi spoke with Cahoots Wyoming of Silver Scr...

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