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Funny story: England Wanker Team wins Gold at Wanker Olympics!

England Wanker Team wins Gold at Wanker Olympics!

England continue to achieve great success as a bunch of 'Wankers' after successfully leaving the EU as renowned 'Tossers!' They now have won a gold medal at the alternative Olympics held in 'Willy Wanker Land' better known as Vatican City! Several…

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Funny story: Masturbators Convention is a blast after all! So says the ACMA Prez

Masturbators Convention is a blast after all! So says the ACMA Prez

Chuck Bonica, President of the American Compulsive Masturbators Association (ACMA) has been an openly proud masturbator for the bulk of his 60 years. As the ACMA annual convention wrapped up this morning, Chuck was happy to report it was a big su…

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Funny story: When is a 'Hand' not a 'Hand?' Ole Solskjaer questioned!

When is a 'Hand' not a 'Hand?' Ole Solskjaer questioned!

(NOT EDITED) The definition of a hand not being in a natural position during a game of footy is obviously quite difficult to determine according to footy referees and their VAR assistants. Manchester United's Norwegian manager has told English foo…

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Funny story: Solskjaer Stance On Parking Spaces Hints At Concrete Future For United

Solskjaer Stance On Parking Spaces Hints At Concrete Future For United

It seems that retiring a player's shirt is no longer enough. Now you have to retire their car parking space too. That is the world created by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in what will probably be his most telling contribution as Manchester United manager.

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Funny story: Non wankers website is proving very handy for Tossers!

Non wankers website is proving very handy for Tossers!

A website especially designed for men, not women, to avoid masturbating, is gathering in popularity as it offers males inclined to enter the world of 'tossers' a hands-on method of reducing the temptation! It's called, NOFAP, which nobody on the p...

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Funny story: ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

Boris Johnson has peered into the secret findings of MI5's best brains and concluded that ISIS members are porn-watching, sexually frustrated, psychologically maladjusted males. In a recent interview in the Sun according to the London mayor, they are...

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Funny story: Boris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded

Boris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded

In a meeting today at City Hall, London Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson unveiled his new and ambitious plan for Londoners all over the world, especially ex-pat cockney's living in Spain who are on the run from the short arm of the law. Boris, famo...

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Funny story: "My Critics Are All Tossers" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

"My Critics Are All Tossers" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Skoob Entertainment News's latest staff addition, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has sensationally dismissed her critics as being "a bunch of tossers." Ms Warbling-Trollblog, who made her SEN debut on Saturday with a string of ludicrous celebrity re...

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Funny story: BBC breakfast presenters are called "wankers" by US comic !

BBC breakfast presenters are called "wankers" by US comic !

Cuddly Bill Turnbull and "Cum Dancing" expert Sian Williams who host the BBC breakfast bore were both called "wankers" today by the US stand-up comic, Dave Fulton. Dave didn't actually realise that calling someone a "wanker" is swearing because in...

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