Sir James Dyson and his vacuum cleaners have been at war with their European competitors over suction! He claims his cleaners suck better than German ones, and that even before Brexit! Sir James is out to prove to the rest of Europe that Brit suck...
The Silicon Valley tech company of Lonco has just produced its latest product called Dogvac which is set to be released into the market on August 12 of this year. Dogvac is by far Lonco's most ingenious invention ever as it combines the high powered...
Plastic grocery bags will soon be a thing of the past as the innovative British inventor, James Dyson has patented a bagless grocery bag. The bagless is a centrifugal force based superconducting gravity magnet which works by controlling gravity t...
I don't watch internet pornography because visiting those sites leaves traces on your computer, and you never know when your sister is going to go through your search history-AND-there's always the chance that, after you're dead, your heirs might sell your computer to a church, and while the congregants are using it for a power-point presentation on Christmas Eve, might hit the wrong button, see w...
"First off," said James Dyson, inventor and genial genius, "can we sort out that they are called vacuum cleaners? Hoover is a rival brand. It's not a verb, any more than Microsoft, T-Mobile or Sony are verbs. I'm glad that's cleared up, now carry on.
Computer giant Apple are to go ahead with a patent lawsuit, against German manufacturer of domestic appliances Miele. According to Apple, Miele have violated two to three of Apple's patent designs, with the new Miele Dustkart-3000Z. A spokespe...
After a long battle involving overwhelming odds, my 8 year old vacuum cleaner finally succumbed to clogged arteries, dust allergies, a slipped clutch, and two worn out fan belts, all blamed on inattention to detail, lack of service and indifference on the part of its handler. Purchased not quite a decade ago to help combat the daily shedding of our Golden Retriever, at outrageous cost, the st...
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