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Funny story: Big Pharma Introduces Vaccine to Protect Against Side Effects of Vaccines

Big Pharma Introduces Vaccine to Protect Against Side Effects of Vaccines

Pharmaceutical giant Smerck & Co., Inc. recently announced the introduction of a new vaccine designed to immunize against potentially harmful side effects of vaccines like the widely-popular flu vaccine. Smerck CEO Kent Fraser stated, “We deny...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Smallpox

Where are they now? Smallpox

Smallpox. Along with cholera, rickets and other indignities, it was once considered a rite of passage for many humans to suffer this killer disease with its 30 per cent death rate and legacy of pock marked faces for survivors. Those were the days. Days to which anti-vaccine fundamentalists want to take us back. Many of them are fans of discredited and struck-off British doctor Andrew Wakefiel...

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Funny story: New vaccine mandate meeting increasing opposition

New vaccine mandate meeting increasing opposition

Central Park- New York,NY - Dog walkers in Central Park are voicing protests to the AMA over the new vaccine pogrom reported on here. Ms. Penny Triever contacted our newspaper to complain about the pogrom which requires citizens to lick the bottom...

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Funny story: The New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy

The New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy

Trump Tower, NY Trump announced today that he will re-start Trump University, this time with an emphasis on Scholastics instead of Real Estate Scams. "One class we're really proud of is our Alchemy class. As far as I know, we are the only univers...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Confuses HPV with HIV

Donald Trump Confuses HPV with HIV

At a news conference Sunday, Donald Trump confused HPV with HIV and insisted there was a vaccine available to prevent HIV. "Now they want to vaccinate kids as young as twelve years old for HIV, and it's like telling them it's OK to go and have sex...

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Funny story: Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

CALIFORNIA - In 2012, the Czech evolutionary biologist Jaroslav Flegr made headlines for his claim that the parasite Toxoplasma gondii was influencing the way we think and behave. Since the publication, researchers of the Stanley Medical Research...

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Funny story: Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

The Obama Administration today announced a plan for dealing with the Anti-vaxxer problem. At a news conference, DHHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell stated, "There are millions of children in our midst who are partially or completely unvaccinated ag...

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