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Funny story: New public confidence in government rating due soon following latest interview with Gates and Fauci

New public confidence in government rating due soon following latest interview with Gates and Fauci

Major news sources are now swarming to Mr. Gates and Mr. Fauci to get their views on recent developments with the current “warp-speed” covid vaccines. Not all these developments have been favorable, as Moderna, for example, has been forced to susp…

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Funny story: A few deaths; what's the big deal?

A few deaths; what's the big deal?

Following 13 deaths after vaccination in Norway, Dr. Steiner Madsen, of The Norwegian Medicines Agency, commented: “We do not see anything alarming with these figures. All deaths are in elderly and frail people with underlying diseases.”  The…

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Funny story: Coronavirus Hopeful That New Strain Will Be Ready By March

Coronavirus Hopeful That New Strain Will Be Ready By March

Coronavirus bosses are currently working on 6 new strains of the virus but are hopeful, with careful testing, that one of them could be ready in the new year. The strains, currently being worked on by Covid-19, could be in the wider population as…

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Funny story: Jab-a-go-go advertising campaigns underway; vaccine company stocks UP

Jab-a-go-go advertising campaigns underway; vaccine company stocks UP

Inspired by Ryanair's “jab and go” advertising, a host of new promotional enterprises is now emerging on the world stage. However, Ryanair's cheerful “grab and go” discount offers have brought on some negative reaction. The pitch is a million s…

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Funny story: Lonely old f*ck takes jab for stipend; offers other arm for further scientific research

Lonely old f*ck takes jab for stipend; offers other arm for further scientific research

News of the Covid-19 vaccination process now indicates it is a two-stage process, jabs one month apart. Women are warned that infertility may accompany the vaccination during this two-month period. Also, a certain amount of discomfort, or pain…

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Funny story: President Trump Is Having 9,000 Covid Vaccines Shipped to The White House

President Trump Is Having 9,000 Covid Vaccines Shipped to The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A source inside the White House has said that Pfizer Pharmaceuticals will be shipping the first vaccines out of their factory to the White House. The unnamed source said that he actually saw the purchase order th…

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Funny story: Rehearsals for Obama needle jab start soon; cast expanding

Rehearsals for Obama needle jab start soon; cast expanding

Mr. Obama has said he will step forward to get the Covid 19 vaccine in a televised event to encourage confidence in the public. This versus 36% of nurses who say they will not take it, and that, contrary to usual procedures, the vaccines have been…

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Funny story: New virus measures underway re protections from going loony

New virus measures underway re protections from going loony

Led by the US, global administrators are reaching new heights of vaccine development. Nevertheless, public skepticism has been growing as the pandemic continues, although establishment politicians and media consider this resistance “entirely unrea…

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Funny story: Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Mark of the Beast?

Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Mark of the Beast?

It all started with Kanye West. Kanye West, the famous rapper, recently became what is loosely termed a 'Born-Again' Christian. Many Christians were excited because of his large following. His influence is world-wide. In a recent Tweet to his f…

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Funny story: Triump Advocates Middle Ages Bloodletting

Triump Advocates Middle Ages Bloodletting

Saturday night, Trump retweeted a Twitter user who claimed that hydroxychloroquine “Is Most Effective EARLY” for treating Covid-19." Trump added a comment to his retweet saying, “Many physicians agree with you. Also, some very good studies!” So th...

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Funny story: FDA shakes heads after latest alleged vaccine complication

FDA shakes heads after latest alleged vaccine complication

The FDA is shaking their heads after the latest alleged side-effect of vaccines. Jennifer Mowery claims that her daughter, Jessica, grew a second head after the latest round of vaccines. To further complicate matters, Jessica may be required by la...

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Funny story: Big Pharma Introduces Vaccine to Protect Against Side Effects of Vaccines

Big Pharma Introduces Vaccine to Protect Against Side Effects of Vaccines

Pharmaceutical giant Smerck & Co., Inc. recently announced the introduction of a new vaccine designed to immunize against potentially harmful side effects of vaccines like the widely-popular flu vaccine. Smerck CEO Kent Fraser stated, “We deny...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Smallpox

Where are they now? Smallpox

Smallpox. Along with cholera, rickets and other indignities, it was once considered a rite of passage for many humans to suffer this killer disease with its 30 per cent death rate and legacy of pock marked faces for survivors. Those were the days. Days to which anti-vaccine fundamentalists want to take us back. Many of them are fans of discredited and struck-off British doctor Andrew Wakefiel...

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Funny story: New vaccine mandate meeting increasing opposition

New vaccine mandate meeting increasing opposition

Central Park- New York,NY - Dog walkers in Central Park are voicing protests to the AMA over the new vaccine pogrom reported on here. Ms. Penny Triever contacted our newspaper to complain about the pogrom which requires citizens to lick the bottom...

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Funny story: The New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy

The New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy

Trump Tower, NY Trump announced today that he will re-start Trump University, this time with an emphasis on Scholastics instead of Real Estate Scams. "One class we're really proud of is our Alchemy class. As far as I know, we are the only univers...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Confuses HPV with HIV

Donald Trump Confuses HPV with HIV

At a news conference Sunday, Donald Trump confused HPV with HIV and insisted there was a vaccine available to prevent HIV. "Now they want to vaccinate kids as young as twelve years old for HIV, and it's like telling them it's OK to go and have sex...

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Funny story: Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

CALIFORNIA - In 2012, the Czech evolutionary biologist Jaroslav Flegr made headlines for his claim that the parasite Toxoplasma gondii was influencing the way we think and behave. Since the publication, researchers of the Stanley Medical Research...

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