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Funny story: Measles On The Up

Measles On The Up

The UK has, for the first time in decades, lost it’s “Measles free status due to the rise of people not vaccinating their kids. More and more parents are becoming worried that vaccines not only help stop the spread of fatal diseases but also make bab...

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Funny story: The Sulk Institute Announces the New Universal Vaccination Mandate

The Sulk Institute Announces the New Universal Vaccination Mandate

La Jolla, CA - Lizzy Lackbrain of the Sulk Institute held a major press conference today at noon to announce a new policy that will forever change how mankind protects itself from disease causing organisms. Babys, children and adults will no long...

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Funny story: Rand Paul, Chris Christie, Huckabee On Measles

Rand Paul, Chris Christie, Huckabee On Measles

The GOP candidates for president in 2016 so far have taken a "pro-choice" position on vaccinations. Carly Florina former, CEO of Hewellt-Packard said, "Gosh, when I was a kid, I got measles chicken pox and mumps. And I'm still here. What's the big...

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Funny story: Bilderbergers on the farm 2013

Bilderbergers on the farm 2013

A report on The Bilderberger meeting which concluded recently somewhere on a farm . The provisional offerings for accommodation on the farm were The Chicken Shack, or one of the many outlying buildings and stables, which were categorized under "Shack and Or". The Chicken Shack is by far the largest building, as the farm's main business is rearing fat chicken's for underweight Americans. Of t...

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Funny story: Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

"Birthers" and other critics of U.S. President Barack Obama are upset that his birth certificate revelation this week has shut down their arguements and conspiracy theories. Undaunted, the group is seeking other avenues to remove "this country's wor...

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Funny story: Vaccine Industry's Propaganda Campaign Shoots Itself In The Foot

Vaccine Industry's Propaganda Campaign Shoots Itself In The Foot

As the number of cases of autism, seizures, and even death as a direct or perceived result of vaccines has grown exponentially around the globe, battle lines are being drawn. On one side are the families that have suffered losses and injuries. On the other side are the drug companies (that manufacture the vaccines), the national medical associations (that prescribe and administer the vaccines),...

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Funny story: Measles Is Brain-washing Paranoid Parents Into Not Vaccinating Children!

Measles Is Brain-washing Paranoid Parents Into Not Vaccinating Children!

The truth is out there and this intrepid reporter has found it whispering in her ear. My children's well check appointments are coming up, including the always painful vaccinations. But I am finding that little viruses and bacteria are telling me to not vaccinate, because it will cause Autism. I only noticed that they were whispering these scare tatics in my ear when I had a dream and they...

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Funny story: Drug Manufacturer Reveals Swine Flu Vaccine Actually Placebo

Drug Manufacturer Reveals Swine Flu Vaccine Actually Placebo

Dr. Harvey Patel decided to do the right thing according to his conscience and blow the whistle on the H1N1 vaccine. Patel admitted to television reporters on several morning television shows that the swine flu vaccine currently being distributed wo...

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Funny story: Spate of deaths following vaccinations unrelated, FDA says

Spate of deaths following vaccinations unrelated, FDA says

FORT DETRICK, MD - FDA officials assured surviving citizens in the US that the spate of deaths following vaccinations were unrelated to the vaccinations. "Just because someone dies after being vaccinated, for all we know they would have lived a s...

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