Driving a Ferrari is not quite what it seems as a Sheffield owner of the very expensive car decided, "enough is enough, get me out of here!" He decided to speed down a curvy, country lane at top speed, open the door, leap out, and let the "Red Bea...
"It was horrific", said one woman, her arms crossed, eyes filled with pain. Just over the knoll loomed a grotesque scene, a heartbreaking tragedy, a dead golden retriever, struck by a vehicle on the interstate. "Just lucky no one else got hurt",...
JAMESTOWN - If New York property owners complain about a water chestnut problem, they are not talking about Chinese takeout. The European water chestnut, an invasive aquatic plant is not the same as the water chestnut which can be purchased in can...
Suckleville, Georgia-A single car wreck in Suckleville has claimed 23 lives. Police reported that a small, unknown type of vehicle lost control while returning from a circus gig in North Carolina earlier in the day. Police said that alcohol did not s...
Under new E.U. directives, teams of alternative medical "paratherapists" have been set up by the government. To comply with the new regulations people trapped in burning cars or requiring on the spot life saving surgery can request alternative helico...
Spoof writer Bureau Longfellow is back at The Spoof today after his latest round of incidents, accidents and sickness. Bureau says that this time the turnip truck was traveling a good 40 Miles Per Hour when he fell off the back and rolled over 300...
The Government has today announced plans aimed at reducing the number of road accidents involving cyclists. 'Successive governments have been worried about the safety of cyclists in Britain for very many years,' admitted Secretary of State for Tra...
Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court appearance today 45 minutes late and one sparkle bomb away from a probation violation. Lindsay is in court to answer charges she lied to police about being the driver in a accident on Pacific Coast Highway in...
A lorry carrying a load of cheese in Norway caught fire in the middle of a tunnel and melted causing a dilemma for Norwegian cheese lovers who rarely have the pleasure because it is a rare product there. The cheese on toast caused severe smoke pro...
Doctors have admitted that Princess Diana is unlikely to recover from the injuries she sustained in 1997 as a result of a car crash in Paris. Medical expertise suggests that, even if she did make significant progress, she would still be unable to le...
Outside of Oslo Norway a man driving turned his car to avoid hitting a moose without realizing there was a bear just off the road. He hit the bear instead. The man got out of his car to look at the bear to see if he had hurt it and as he opened hi...
BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan is quickly running out of chances. The Hollywood celebutante had gone shopping at the trendy Chanel #7 Store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. Afterwards she got in her late model Porsche Panamera and proceeded to driv...
WASHINGTON-Toyota Motor Corp. said Tuesday it will recall 4.2 million vehicles in the United States, the company's largest-ever U.S. recall, to address problems with normal-sized cup holders that could result in oversized drinks spilling and lead...
The British ambulance service has cancelled all leave for Monday morning as it gets ready for Black Spot Monday, the day of the year when there are more road traffic accidents than any other. "It's the same every year around this time," said ambul...
In a preemptive move to what most experts believe will be another prolonged series of court appearances for Ms. Lohan, Lindsay announced early this morning that she will be opening a series of charm and driving schools for young aspiring actresses.
Lorries accounted for one-in-five crashes involving typists, according to a study of traffic accidents in Central London. Typists were also more likely to be injured in mid-sentence than any others on the roads. Researchers have observed marked i...
Fairdale Kentucky, USA - Jaime a 16 year old high school girl was walking her dog after she arrived home from school last Friday, February 3rd. According to Jaime and witnesses, Jaime's dog Jack became so excited that he ran out into the road in fron...
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