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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reforms and Will Hold Toys for Tots Benefit

Kim Jong Un Reforms and Will Hold Toys for Tots Benefit

Pynonang, North Korea - Kim Jong Un notified the world press today that he has sworn off evil and to prove it he will conduct the biggest Toys for Tots drive the world has ever seen. Kim further announced that North Korea's factories were hummin...

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Funny story: Supersymmetry theories kicked into orbit!

Supersymmetry theories kicked into orbit!

After millions of dollars of investment the human race can relax and rest assure that "Black Holes" spinning in space are not targeting the planet earth because the Supersymmetry theory has now been kicked into orbit! Scientists working at the LHC...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga's NYC eatery designated 'A Gagger' by city health officials

Lady Gaga's NYC eatery designated 'A Gagger' by city health officials

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - City Health Inspectors rated the restaurant owned by Lady Gaga "at below 'C' level for 42 critical sanitation violations." The very best rating is "A." The report was released today and was actually a re-inspection of...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez To Star In The Zombie Thriller "Call Me Maybe"

Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez To Star In The Zombie Thriller "Call Me Maybe"

HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson recently told a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he has just signed on to star in Tico Scallavini's zombie epic Call Me Maybe. Pattinson told BPT's Carolina Chipotle that he has to do something to take his mind off...

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Funny story: Children-allergy medicines recalled; panicked adults allergic to children visit ERs & immunization centers in record numbers

Children-allergy medicines recalled; panicked adults allergic to children visit ERs & immunization centers in record numbers

A voluntary recall has been issued for more than 40 over-the-counter drugs intended for protection against the toxic byproducts of children, including Tylenol and Motrin, because they don't meet quality standards. "This recall is not being underta...

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Funny story: Nation's Toxic Assets to be Stored at Nuclear Waste Facility

Nation's Toxic Assets to be Stored at Nuclear Waste Facility

President Obama announced today that the nation's toxic assets will be stored at Yucca Mountain Repository, to remain undisturbed for tens of thousand of years. "It is hoped," Obama said, "That by that time somebody will have developed the ways and m...

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