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Franken Florida

A once picturesque state inhabited by retirees, drug smugglers, and Disney has since been turned into a ghoulish green wasteland of toxic algae. One local resident, Billy Buckle, describes the smell as, "if Satan farted and that fart baked in hell fo...

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Toxic cloud billows over Catatonia

Funny story: Toxic cloud billows over Catatonia

Spain - A huge orange cloud of toxic crap has erupted from a chemical plant at Igualada in Spain's notoriously brain-dead region of Catatonia. Firefighters described the fumes as a heady cocktail of nitric acid, ferric chloride and the orange foo...

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Password History Revealed True Opinion of Workplace

One logistics worker found a unique way to vent her frustration at her company's toxic culture. When she was asked to change her password every evening at six o'clock sharp, she did as she was told. Never mind that at six o'clock sharp, she wa...

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Deadly pong closes Thames foot tunnel

Funny story: Deadly pong closes Thames foot tunnel

London - A pair of vintage trainers missing since the Olympic Marathon are in the frame for last night's Greenwich foot tunnel closure. Dave Snargs and fellow running coach Alf Rancid are suspected of causing the stink that shut the Thames underpa...

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Heatwave turns Princess Diana Fountain into toxic soup

Funny story: Heatwave turns Princess Diana Fountain into toxic soup

London - "Smells like lobster gumbo during advanced putrefaction," worried Royal Parks Agency sources admitted today. By lunchtime hundreds of London sunbathers had been taken in droves to A&E as noxious fumes continued to spew from the tragic...

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Scientists find sugar to be a bio-warfare agent

Funny story: Scientists find sugar to be a bio-warfare agent

Bethesda Maryland - Sugar is not just toxic, as some have recently postulated; but Dr. Guerivarewus, who works in a secret lab, has proven that it is a bio-warfare agent designed to kill all animal life on Earth. As Dr. Guerivarewus has shown, pla...

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Nation's Toxic Assets to be Stored at Nuclear Waste Facility

Funny story: Nation's Toxic Assets to be Stored at Nuclear Waste Facility

President Obama announced today that the nation's toxic assets will be stored at Yucca Mountain Repository, to remain undisturbed for tens of thousand of years. "It is hoped," Obama said, "That by that time somebody will have developed the ways and m...

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Brown: Toxic assets taste 'great'

Funny story: Brown: Toxic assets taste 'great'

The government is set to buy up toxic assets from UK banks and sell them to the public as confectionery. Treasury sources close to the deal explained uncertainty in the markets had created unease over any mortgage-backed assets - but most were pro...

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K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album

Funny story: K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album

Troubled pop sensation Britney Spears was buoyed by news of plans to release a tribute album of her work featuring ex-partners Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed.

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Faster U.S. Mail for Some

Funny story: Faster U.S. Mail for Some

Playing off the anticipated success of the "Registered Traveler" program, and owing to a dramatic post-911 increase in amount of mail that must be screened for explosives and toxic substances, U.S. Postal Authorities today announced the adv...

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