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Funny story: TV License Attack

TV License Attack

Over 11,000 people over the age of 100 will be stripped of their free TV licenses under a Tory government, in what seems like another instalment in the magic ritual to resurrect their blood God. Pensioners everywhere have said how much of an effect i...

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Funny story: Theresa May to be sent to glue factory

Theresa May to be sent to glue factory

After a long and thankless career in politics, Theresa May is to find peace at last next month when she steps down as Prime Minister. The wrinkly prude will be driven to an abattoir and hoisted roughly onto a flat sawdust-covered table. There a me...

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Funny story: Empty chair favourite to be new PM

Empty chair favourite to be new PM

In a televised debate between contenders to become the new Tory leader (and therefore temporarily Prime Minister), the surprise winner was an empty chair. The chair agreed to take part as a last minute replacement for pie-munching posh scarecrow B...

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Funny story: Chope and Cheese

Chope and Cheese

After a meeting between leading MPs and the police commission, Christopher Chope (the MP who blocks bills banning female genital mutilation) shared his unique thoughts on knife crime. Just as expected, this lizard wearing a human skin suit made about...

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Funny story: Par Rise Blues

Par Rise Blues

As a reward for their staggering incompetence throughout the Brexit process and every other aspect of their lives, MPs have awarded themselves a pay rise of nearly two grand a year. It’s seen as a victory for the chancers who seem to sleep their w...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge

Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge

Failed "Foreign Secretary" Boris "Bozo" Johnson is undergoing secret diversity training in preparation for a leadership challenge to hapless "Prime Minister" Theresa "Maybot" May. Under the expert tutelage of "comedian" Jim Davidson OBE, Mr Johnso...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson: "I'm a world class quitter"

Boris Johnson: "I'm a world class quitter"

Straw-haired buffoon Boris Johnson has resigned from his job as UK Foreign Secretary, in protest at Brexit plans that he believes are "not outy enough". He bragged that although he achieved "bugger all" during his two years in the high-profile gov...

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