Well. Here we are. Here we, ooh, no. Ooh. Ah. Ooh, I don't know where to put meself. Don't know which way to turn tonight. Yes, Missus, you've been there, haven't you? Hmm? You've felt my predicament. Look, now don't start. Shut your mouth. Oh, the riff raff we get in here. But ooh. Ah. No. Don't. Hasn't it been a hard winter? It's been a hard winter. And it's not over yet, I can tell you. Ooh,...
Relax, I'm in good health as far as I know. I've just been reflecting that I'm closer to my unscheduled departure time than to my scheduled arrival time. In that, I was just thinking about things I've learned, things I have forgotten and things I should have learned by now, inspired by a note from a friend. Here are a few… Life isn't fair, but it's the only game in town - ENGAGE. You want fair...
Oh no, don't. Ooh. Hold on, oh don't. Ooh, everything's in the wrong place tonight. I don't know where to put meself. Have you got the same trouble, Missus? Yes, you have, I can tell. Don't laugh, oh no. Don't. Poor soul. What a shame. When they asked me to do this piece, I must admit, it was all very daunting. It's very intellectual, this "thought for the day" business. Very highbrow. I tel...
Rare Unprompted Thoughts This morning, after I'd filed away the just delivered overdue Eon Bill letter, I had another attack of bemusing mental meanderings, that came to me while I was having my breakfast, six slices of margarined toast, eight cups of strong tea, and my medication. Here is the outcome, I hope you can understand where it came from, and what it means. (If so please let me k...
Hello. of the grey sunken cunt of the world a woebegotten sundered. I am sorry. Hello. People often ask me what it is that keeps me happy. What is it, Rabbi, they say? You are always so cheerful. Is it your faith alone keeps you joyful? Why yes, I reply, my faith is my bedrock, of redrock, or sandstone. A dead rock, for a headstone. Heavy, sweet, wild perfume. Then the years, and the piss-st...
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