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General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

Funny story: General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

A historic defeat for the Prime Minister and her Brexit deal in the House of Commons on Tuesday, and a vote of 'no confidence' in the government on Wednesday, should have forced a General Election, but a major blunder by MPs on their ballot slips, me...

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The Deal of the Deal

Embattled PM, Theresa May, has spent the day meeting MPs in an attempt to achieve a “Brexit consensus” with the current one just being “plough on wildly until we hit a wall”. Mrs May has met with an army of suited wank stains and walking beacons...

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Chaos As MPs Realise They've Been Duped, And That There Will Now Be No Brexit

Funny story: Chaos As MPs Realise They've Been Duped, And That There Will Now Be No Brexit

There was chaos amongst MPs in the House of Commons tonight, after it was realised that they had been duped, and that the vote they had taken part in earlier - Prime Minister, Theresa May's Brexit deal - had, instead, been a 'second referendum' on th...

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A Bag Of Chips Could Be £3 After Brexit

Funny story: A Bag Of Chips Could Be £3 After Brexit

The price of a bag of chips from a local fish and chip shop is likely to rise to £3 after Britain leaves the EU, voters have been warned, a revelation that struck fear into the hearts of the underclasses. The Prime Minister, Theresa May, told repo...

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Spitfires spotted flying over London protecting May's 'red lines!'

Funny story: Spitfires spotted flying over London protecting May's 'red lines!'

In the case of a reversal in the Brexit madness, Theresa May has ordered a special flying squad of WW2 spitfires to protect the nation from a EU attack on UK sovereignty. May, reaching the end of her sanity, has turned to the inspirational Winsto...

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Jeremy Corbyn To Be Sent On An Anger Management Course

Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn To Be Sent On An Anger Management Course

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has been severely disciplined by House of Commons speaker, John Bercow, who has decreed by the powers invested in him, that the Right Honourable Member should, without much further ado, attend an Anger Management Course.

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May "Delighted" At Vote Of Confidence

Funny story: May "Delighted" At Vote Of Confidence

Under-pressure Prime Minister Theresa May heaved a huge sigh of relief and stuck two spindly fingers up to her detractors tonight, when she won the so-called 'no confidence vote' by a landslide, condemning the public to another year of her ugly mug a...

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May's twin sister fools the Commons as the plot thickens

Desperately short of excuses after her apparent refusal to allow Parliament to vote on the deal with the EU regarding Brexit, Theresa May has now put full blame on her twin sister, Meryl. "No, it wasn't me in the Commons yesterday", puffed an asto...

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UK Government In Chaos Over Brexit

Funny story: UK Government In Chaos Over Brexit

UK Prime Minister, Theresa May, acted decisively earlier, by cancelling Tuesday's vote by MPs on her Brexit deal, a vote she had previously said would go ahead. The U-turn came as no surprise to many, however, who, recognise that Mrs May is merely...

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Theresa May And Jeremy Corbyn To Mudwrestle

Funny story: Theresa May And Jeremy Corbyn To Mudwrestle

Prime Minister, Theresa May, and Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, have cancelled their plans to hold a televised head-to-head debate in front of the nation, and have agreed, instead, to engage in a bout of mudwrestling. May, who suffered three smackd...

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Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

Funny story: Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

As all our readers know, the The Spoof is politically neutral as it hates all politicians, although we do reserve particular ire for Tories. So, in the last faltering days of weak and stable Theresa Maybot's premiership, it's time for The Spoof's political editor, Paxton Quigley, to evaluate the contenders for the leadership of both the Conservative & Unionist party and of our benighted countr...

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Bad Deal on EU Double Glazing

Funny story: Bad Deal on EU Double Glazing

The EU's double glazing department has come under increasing criticism lately about its over charging and binding contracts which most people in Britain believe need to be adhered to. We recently spoke to a bloke called Nigel who gave us the followin...

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Britons face quarantine after Brexit deadline

Just as Theresa May thought she'd struck a deal with her EU counterparts, the 27 remaining member countries have now agreed on a curtailment which will severely hurt any Briton travelling to Europe. As of April 2019, Britons will be subjected to 15 h...

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Theresa May Confesses "I Have Submitted a Letter of No Confidence in the PM's Leadership"

Funny story: Theresa May Confesses "I Have Submitted a Letter of No Confidence in the PM's Leadership"

So-called Prime Minister, Theresa May, admitted today that she has had enough, and has consequently submitted her own letter of no confidence in her leadership to Sir Graham Brady, chair of the 1922 Committee of backbench Conservatives. Mrs May will...

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1922 Committee Has Received 47 Of The 48 Letters It Needs To Trigger 'No Confidence' Vote In Theresa May

Funny story: 1922 Committee Has Received 47 Of The 48 Letters It Needs To Trigger 'No Confidence' Vote In Theresa May

As British Puppet Minister, Theresa May, continues to gnash on her lips, and bury her head in the sand bucket in the corridor at the House of Commons, moves are afoot to oust her from her precarious position, and to disentangle her from the nightmare...

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Brexit Agreement Reached!

Funny story: Brexit Agreement Reached!

In a stunning turnaround, and against all the odds, the EU and the UK government put aside their previous differences on the Brexit deal, and finally reached an agreement to suit both sides: they agreed to disagree. The two factions, who had previ...

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Cabinet Summoned to Downing Street for May's Final Brexit Text But Says a Two Line Text Message "Isn't Enough"

Funny story: Cabinet Summoned to Downing Street for May's Final Brexit Text But Says a Two Line Text Message "Isn't Enough"

Cabinet members were called in this afternoon to sign off Theresa Maybot's Brexit deal but all was not well as it was condensed into a two line SMS or "text message" as Britons like to call it. "Ministers" were shocked by the paucity of information m...

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Extravagant Budget Expected With The End Of Austerity!

Funny story: Extravagant Budget Expected With The End Of Austerity!

An extravagant budget is expected following Theresa May's announcement at Conference that Austerity is over. Just revised to "an end to Austerity is in sight." Expected to later be adapted to "okay, Austerity's indefinite." With the most funds ava...

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