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Funny story: Kremlin Calls Leaked Trump Documents: Pulp Fiction

Kremlin Calls Leaked Trump Documents: Pulp Fiction

Now that the cat is out of the bag (Putin calling Donald Trump mentally unstable,) the piroshki has hit the fan. Donald Trump is calling it fake news and disgusting. Putin is calling it pulp fiction. Quentin Tarantino is calling it: Free ad…

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Funny story: The North is in trouble and that’s official.

The North is in trouble and that’s official.

Concerns over misinterpretation of the north of England lock-down measures have resulted in a Burnley man being refused entry into a Kent pub, because he’s a northerner. He was then sat on by a Polish fruit picker, until he was escorted back to the b…

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Funny story: British publications high on their own intestinal gases blur the news

British publications high on their own intestinal gases blur the news

It is a known but largely secret fact that many people enjoy sampling their own intestinal gases when in convenient circumstances. Not surprising, this aspect of humanity has led to academic studies. Professor Federico Schmellini, Harvard Unive...

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Funny story: Newspaper Headlines Roundup

Newspaper Headlines Roundup

In a diatribe today under the headline "Brexit Traitors", Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre, writing from his EU funded estate in Scotland, rails against the length of time Brexit is taking. He calls Prime MInister Theresa May a "fucking Remainer bitch" a...

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Funny story: Guardian editor hauled kicking and screaming to cold cell and bread and water

Guardian editor hauled kicking and screaming to cold cell and bread and water

Readers beware! The headline above is totally false, not legitimate investigation--which follows below. The record will be clear. It is not true that The Guardian's Mr. Rusbridger was later conducted into an additional, secret Home Affairs Commi...

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Funny story: Lack Of News Shocks Newspaper Bosses

Lack Of News Shocks Newspaper Bosses

Newspaper bosses were left shocked today when absolutely no news occurred anywhere in the world. It is believed to be the least newsworthy day since the 12th of April 2811 BC, which saw just a single news report - a Stonehenge builder accidentally dr...

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Funny story: 'Unexpected Item In Gagging Area' as cops slap Official Secrets injunction on broadsheet

'Unexpected Item In Gagging Area' as cops slap Official Secrets injunction on broadsheet

London - The mobile hacking scandal took an unexpected twist this weekend with police demanding to know the ID of a whistleblower who grassed up The Guardian about, er, stuff. The paper blew the lid on Red Top snooping of murdered Surrey schoolgir...

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Funny story: "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!

"What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!

TALKSPORT TOWERS, London: Review of the papers by "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!, Thursday, 14th July 2011. MATT SCOTT: "Here is a story that I really like in the Daily Express, 'British sports stars could be forced to wear the EU flag on their kit in the latest bid by Brussels to impose its symbols on the UK.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!" RAY STUBBS: "Hah...

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